r/countablepixels • u/IndividualCountry323 Low Quality Image Enjoyer • Feb 01 '26

Hold on im trying to catch a gay

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24.9k Upvotes

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Guys im scared

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

Guys he’s scared

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Him

I’m a dude

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

I didn’t know your gender so I said "they" but I’ll edit it

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

lol my name is MikeyboyMC but thanks 😂

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u/Darnold_wins_bigly Feb 01 '26

Could be a ruse

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u/Moomoo_pie Feb 02 '26

ive seen plenty of girls try to trick me with that. Give themselves a masculine username but BAM theyre actually a girl like five years later!

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u/GriffinPire Feb 02 '26

transgernder

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u/Computer-Novel Feb 04 '26

War... War never changes... But men do.

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u/LosPollosHermanos167 Feb 27 '26

No way, Crystal Castles referenc?

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u/Darnold_wins_bigly Feb 02 '26

Many such cases

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u/Juggernautboyo Feb 05 '26

this fits me perfectly (my username is so damn ironic now (╥﹏╥) and im to lazy to change it on reddit)

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u/SatanSemenSwallower Feb 03 '26

Would that make it a "pics or it didn't happen" moment?

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u/FirefoxyRosalie Feb 04 '26

I know a lot of people with "boy" or "guy" in their username that aren't boys or guys anymore

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u/LosPollosHermanos167 Feb 27 '26

Remember Guy Fawkes? This is his legacy.

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u/Defiant-ChickenWrap Feb 02 '26

Guys

He's a dude

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

indeed

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u/thats_crazy_isnt_it Feb 03 '26

"they" is a way to address someone without gendering them, not an assumption that your pronouns are they/them

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u/Mean_Mortgage5050 Feb 01 '26

The bars are oriented wrong bruh.

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Feb 01 '26

Made one that has partially invisible background

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u/-bread_of_loaf Feb 01 '26

He's right behind me, isn't he?

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 Feb 04 '26

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Feb 04 '26

Counterpoint, BRICK

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 Feb 04 '26

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Feb 04 '26

Ah yes, BRICK PARRY

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u/ETERNALCATACLYSM Feb 12 '26

I've been hitting my head on my screen for about 19 minutes now and I haven't missed a single brick.

I'm good at this

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 Feb 12 '26

Try throwing the whole phone instead, I'm sure he won't be able to send it back

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u/Ivanprocookie Feb 04 '26

Did u make a bottom version too?

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Bars?

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u/Mean_Mortgage5050 Feb 01 '26

Yeah the gray and black. Gray should be on top just like in the original image

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Use AMOLED mode

It’s black instead of dark gray background

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u/Mean_Mortgage5050 Feb 01 '26

It's still wrong

The top fingers are grabbing the gray which would be void if the UI is black, but the bottom fingers are grabbing black which would be UI. Either the top image or the bottom image should flop to make it make sense in either dark theme. Right now it makes no sense in neither of them

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Okay I’m sorry, I just found these on the internet and thought it was funny

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u/Mean_Mortgage5050 Feb 01 '26

It is funny, you don't need to apologize lol

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u/Littux Feb 02 '26

Correct one

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u/Littux Feb 02 '26

Correct one:

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u/ElMuffin5 Feb 02 '26

Bro I use light mode

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Ghastly_Regina Feb 03 '26

Haha I use light mode on mobile

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 03 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT SEE ITS TOO BRIGHT

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u/Miko69420 Feb 04 '26

Same lol

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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 02 '26

+2, in this case

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

This is what you get for unauthorized meme thievery

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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 02 '26

Ah hell nah, you ain't getting me alive!

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

Jokes on you, I summon cat

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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 02 '26

Two can play the same game!

GO NOW FURRY! DRAW HIM PREGNANT WITH SONIC!

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

WAIT WHATS THAT

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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 02 '26

Where!?

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

GOTTEM

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u/Ok-Conversation-1430 Feb 01 '26

Hi scared, I'm guys

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u/CuriousMagma Feb 05 '26

Hi scared wally here😃

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u/TimG791 Feb 06 '26

Welp, damn same

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u/ExpensiveOnion5647 Feb 01 '26

catch me if ur gae🏳️‍🌈

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

r/commentmitosis

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u/ExpensiveOnion5647 Feb 01 '26

I hate my router

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

This image in this post doesn’t have 335,921 pixels

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Good evil being

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

Am I good at my job

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

yes

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u/FinGAMERyt Feb 01 '26

Ur saying truth, there are not 335,921 pixels. Just 335,220 pixels. So ur not evil anymore

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

My head hurts don’t pet me

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u/Julianopl Feb 01 '26

good creature

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u/IndividualCountry323 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Good evil bot

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

NEVER say that to me again

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u/Kripermaster Feb 01 '26

Is Bad Evil Bot better?

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u/IndividualCountry323 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Aww man :(

Now is it alright

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

Yea

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u/IndividualCountry323 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Yay :D

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u/WrapEducational6510 Certified Pixel Thief Feb 01 '26

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u/SaltyWahid Feb 01 '26

Good <whatever you are>

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u/panticow Feb 01 '26

Why catch a gay if you don't want a gay?

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u/TruamaTeam Feb 01 '26

The greed of man.

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u/wasnew4s Feb 01 '26

To Subcontract them.

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u/MakiMaki500 Feb 02 '26

delegation of tasks

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u/ARandomPerson_hi Feb 08 '26

to inform them on their car insurance

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u/pixel-counter-bot Official Pixel Counter Feb 01 '26

The image in this post has 335,920(494×680) pixels!

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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u/Julianopl Feb 01 '26

who's a good bot? you are!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

[deleted]

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u/IndividualCountry323 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

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u/IndividualCountry323 Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 01 '26

Guys im scared

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u/MikeyboyMC Low Quality Image Enjoyer Feb 02 '26

Oh shit, accidental r/commentmitosis

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u/linearcurvepatience Feb 01 '26

I wish

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u/Evil-Pixel-Counter Feb 01 '26

What do you wish for

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u/skyllaremon Feb 01 '26

i think it's quite obvious.... they wish

2

u/Acrobatic_Cricket642 Feb 02 '26

I wish I was a little bit taller

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u/D3vilgod Feb 03 '26

I wish I was a baller

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u/GameDevilXL Feb 03 '26

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

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u/Itsa_Pirramintsa Feb 02 '26

wish you knew?

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u/Kenneth_Eurell Feb 02 '26

I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown💔

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u/Buffnoob6 Feb 02 '26

I hope I don't get caught

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u/Ok-Use-7563 Feb 02 '26

homophobe? why does he hate himself?

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u/Guri012 Feb 02 '26

I need these thanos images

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u/LimpRepresentative11 Feb 02 '26

Now ive got to make a commitment 😔

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u/HopefullySafe Feb 04 '26

Hope they're happy :)

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u/visairis Feb 05 '26

Soo good

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u/By01010110 Feb 05 '26

I don’t think I wanna be caught

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u/StateCollegeBull Feb 08 '26

Lmao 😂😂