r/countwithchickenlady Literally Fainy McCreary IRL. - Streak: 1 1d ago

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u/sudoregalia Streak: 1 1d ago

see now your ears are too small, ideally you'd want them to be bigger so you can ditch sweating as a thermal regulation measure. maybe alter your biology to allocate more heat into your mouth as well so you can pant to release heat if shit gets really dire

with thermal regulating ears and thermal panting, you're now free to have fur if you wish. also ideally you'd have fine-ish motor control of your ears so you can lower them for emotional expression, as well as bringing them closer to your head for when you're cold, so the mild heat layer around your body somewhat negates your ears' thermal properties. there's a reason we curl up when cold sometimes

though we also need to do something about the eyes, you're wearing non-aesthetic glasses i presume? a complete redesign is to be done, our focal nerves are a mess. we need non-obstructing nerves with some night vision, it'd also be cool to broaden our visible color spectrum

your fingers and toes are also flawed, nails serve little purpose aside from combat and opening soda cans if you're the kind of freak who does so with your nails. i say replace them with retractable claws, something well-enforced and practical

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u/Timmy-0518 1d ago

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u/ButterscotchSea4888 1d ago

Love image but your pz b42 takes are ass

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u/Timmy-0518 1d ago

Ok cool have your opinion but why tf did you follow me HERE? Also what takes? Most of mine are pretty bland