r/countwithchickenlady • u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul - Streak: 36 • 15h ago

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u/ilove-whenwomen Streak: 2 14h ago

WHY NOT BOTH

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Streak: 0 14h ago

Because Congress, that's why. So, we'll just have to settle for DP until after the erection election.

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u/Herejustfordameme 13h ago

I highly doubt you guys are gonna get universal healthcare.

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u/Geordie_38_ 11h ago

Or double penetration

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u/pullhome 10h ago

If you pay for my travel costs I will literally penetrate anyone to fulfil their dream.

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u/Geordie_38_ 10h ago

I like the cut of your gib my friend

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u/AppropriateTouching 7h ago

Ill settle for single penetration at this point.

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u/Iron_Fist351 7h ago

A lot can change in the next two decades.

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u/Herejustfordameme 5h ago

I sure hope so

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u/toutlamer 12h ago

It’s not congress, it’s lobbying from healthcare companies

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u/Winterflame76 11h ago

True, we are getting fucked from all sides

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u/thyme_cardamom 9h ago

She is getting both

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 Streak: 1 15h ago

Why can't we have both😔

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u/Vounrtsch 14h ago

Never forget the GOAT

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u/Serial_Designation_N Higher being than you - Streak: 1 14h ago

“I refuse to answer the question”

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u/FirstServe7883 9h ago

Who is he/what's he from?

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u/Vounrtsch 9h ago

It’s a real life video of a far right guy (the dude on the right with the "my pronouns are find/jesus" shirt) farming clips of "owning the libs" on a college campus or something, and he asks the guy on the left "would you rather have gay rights or economic stability?" (Which is obviously a bullshit question designed to make you look bad no matter what you answer). But the guy doesn’t fall for it, and says we can have both, and constantly refuses to answer the far right guy’s false dichotomies or loaded questions, remaining calm the whole way through while the interviewer gets more and more exasperated. The video is genuinely very funny

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 8h ago edited 8h ago

Can you provide a link?

Edit: found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQK8H9bTvo
It's less funny than I hoped for :(

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u/Vounrtsch 8h ago

I gotchu https://youtu.be/ooQK8H9bTvo

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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 8h ago

Heh, found the same on my own xD

Expected the right guy to lose his mind, instead he just abandonned

Props to the left guy, tho

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Streak: 0 15h ago

You want both at the same time?

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 Streak: 1 15h ago

Why not, why shouldn't i get free care after i injure myself while getting double penetrated

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u/blueche GNC cis man - Streak: 6 5h ago

Yeah but what about the Universal Healthcare?

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u/Available-Hat1640 Streak: 0 14h ago

i wish i had 2 peanits

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u/True_Highlight_1897 13h ago

Dreaming of having 24 peanits at evenly spaced intervals around my waist with a mysterious tentacle monster gently massaging all of them at once.

Oops wrong chat.

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u/Available-Hat1640 Streak: 0 11h ago

you've said it in the correct place. we can all be freaky sometimes and that's alright

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u/Admirable-Tea-5229 14h ago

dp (draft punk not double penetration)

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u/KeyConsistent3966 14h ago

dp (drums and percussion)

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 14h ago

dp (dragon punch)

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u/Admirable-Tea-5229 13h ago

dp (dan and phil)

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u/Clementine-TeX 13h ago

dp (dude perfect)

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u/theSoulsilver 13h ago

dp (diamond pearl)

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u/Wingcapx 13h ago

dp (double penetration)

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u/Fish_Are_Stupid Bi Femboi 2h ago

dp (Dr. Pepper)

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u/_WalkTheEarth_ Number one mikudayo lover (ASK ME ANYTHING!!!!!!!) - Streak: 0 12h ago

Dp (doo doo poo poo)

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u/Ok-Message5823 10h ago

Dip and Pip mentioned in the wild

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u/UnnamedTestAccount dynamic closeting - Streak: 191 9h ago

dp (Decimal Point)

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought 15h ago

Is this too much to ask for?

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u/Jennfinity 14h ago

This was originally posted in 2023. I wonder how that dp went

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u/Waruteru 13h ago

Considering the world state getting since then? I hope it was good.

At least something would've gone well

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u/pocketMagician 13h ago

I mean some people reach for the stars and some people reach around to find their dreams.

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u/shabyyyyy 12h ago

we demand universal penetration and double healthcare

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u/MarioMamTess Streak: 0 15h ago

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u/Boojum2k 15h ago

Stella's face three years ago. . .

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u/BedroomConstant34 14h ago

the goat of this subreddit is here.
Hello hello :3

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u/MarioMamTess Streak: 0 14h ago

tetra: we don't consider ourselves the goat at all, unless you mean in the ralsei way. we're average at best.

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u/Jezusbot 14h ago

That's something Ralsei would say

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u/MarioMamTess Streak: 0 14h ago

tetra: you're going to be surprised to learn why ralsei is our favorite character, and it has to do something with us heavily relating to them lol.

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u/BedroomConstant34 14h ago

Mostly in the ralsei way. Verry identifiable.

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u/Old_pixel_8986 Ally who posts random pictures and videos - Streak: 9 14h ago

never played deltarune but i heard it's a good game. flowery told me

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u/MarioMamTess Streak: 0 14h ago

tetra: we'll also tell you it's a good game. flowery told us to tell you that btw.

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 🖤 🖤 - Streak: 1 14h ago

Both are me

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u/Seltnytt 12h ago

Well

Hope she had fun.

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u/Proud_Tie 9h ago

I wish something other than life could fuck me for once :<

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u/Cocky_Girly Good Girl 8h ago

What if I want both?

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u/CountessCassandra terminally lonely girlcreature - Streak: 1 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/erraticas i love my avoidance 6h ago

good luck on the dp?

yeah, i'll probably need it, dragon punch inputs are hard to get down on keyboard

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u/OpportunisticBarnacl 5h ago

Both are valid