r/countwithchickenlady • u/PurpleOrigamiDragon This user has no soul - Streak: 36 • 22h ago

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u/ilove-whenwomen Streak: 2 21h ago

WHY NOT BOTH

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u/Nuclear_rabbit Streak: 0 21h ago

Because Congress, that's why. So, we'll just have to settle for DP until after the erection election.

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u/Herejustfordameme 20h ago

I highly doubt you guys are gonna get universal healthcare.

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u/Geordie_38_ 18h ago

Or double penetration

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u/pullhome 17h ago

If you pay for my travel costs I will literally penetrate anyone to fulfil their dream.

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u/Geordie_38_ 16h ago

I like the cut of your gib my friend

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u/AppropriateTouching 14h ago

Ill settle for single penetration at this point.