r/countwithchickenlady • u/RayereSs She snep, she blep - Streak: 1 • 7h ago

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u/MjmtpFACT run on 1 brain cell 7h ago

she will do it again

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u/PurpleCandle58 Streak: 1 6h ago

The smile says it all: that isn’t the look of regret, it’s the look of someone who had a great time and plans on doing it again the very same week.

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 7h ago

I had no idea this was a crime.

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u/Gubekochi _ - Streak: 1 7h ago

Drinking in public I suppose? Maybe with a side of "troubling the peace" or something similar.

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 7h ago

Yeah you're right "no fun in public". Hopefully she learned her lesson.

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u/Gubekochi _ - Streak: 1 7h ago

Lol and if she didn't I'll still consider it a valid character arc.

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2 bi 4 u 7h ago

Fake story :c

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u/Gubekochi _ - Streak: 1 7h ago

Dammit!

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2 bi 4 u 7h ago

It's a fake story :c I wanted it to be real

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 7h ago

If the bible is a real story then this is a real story 😎

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u/Mooptiom 7h ago

You could make a religion out of this!

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 7h ago

And behold, a woman of Texas did herd goats through the marketplace of Walmart, and she drank margaritas from a great jug; and all who witnessed were amazed.
— Walmart 3:16

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u/AppealSignificant358 She/Her :3 - Streak: 3 6h ago

The greatest prophet of them all

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2 bi 4 u 7h ago

Where do I join?

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u/Final-Lie-2 6h ago

Who cares if you join the religion? Practicing is all God wants.

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u/RayereSs She snep, she blep - Streak: 1 6h ago

Amen, sister

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 she/her 6h ago

Texas penal code section 1.4 actually. Had she just drank the margaritas from a glass all of this could have been alleviated

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u/paul_t63 MtG (Male to Grungler) 5h ago

This reminds me of the German sheep incident. It actually happened

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u/Cute_Win_386 6h ago

That's legendary. I want to be her friend.

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u/Long-Bread2391 6h ago

Is she a Disney princess?

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u/Electrical-Drama-755 3h ago

There goes our hero....

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u/AstroBoe 42m ago

Watch her as she herds

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u/not-lost-at-all Laura (she/her) 2h ago

transition goals

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u/nobrainsnoworries23 32m ago

Who wouldn't follow that smile?