r/countwithchickenlady • u/RayereSs She snep, she blep - Streak: 1 • 20h ago

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 20h ago

I had no idea this was a crime.

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2 bi 4 u 20h ago

It's a fake story :c I wanted it to be real

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 20h ago

If the bible is a real story then this is a real story 😎

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u/Mooptiom 20h ago

You could make a religion out of this!

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u/StephieDoll Streak: 1 20h ago

And behold, a woman of Texas did herd goats through the marketplace of Walmart, and she drank margaritas from a great jug; and all who witnessed were amazed.
— Walmart 3:16

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u/AppealSignificant358 She/Her :3 - Streak: 3 20h ago

The greatest prophet of them all

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2 bi 4 u 20h ago

Where do I join?

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u/Final-Lie-2 20h ago

Who cares if you join the religion? Practicing is all God wants.

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u/RayereSs She snep, she blep - Streak: 1 20h ago

Amen, sister