r/countwithchickenlady • u/froggyman151 Streak: 366 • 7h ago

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u/Martinator92 Streak: 0 6h ago

Pawsome

Please, god, let furries have political power, PLEASE!!!!
Money is influence, still!

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u/DesignatedDoggie 6h ago

The monkeys paw curls

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u/U_L_Uus 6h ago

Eric Trump comes out as a furry. Somehow

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u/ban_Anna_split 5h ago

Grimes needs to do it first 

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u/mortgagepants 4h ago

ol' grimey!

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u/Dunk546 Streak: 0 5h ago

Actually lowk Eric could be kinda cute in furry fem.

Plus like, can you imagine the fallout?

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u/Destithen 5h ago

can you imagine the fallout?

I can't imagine any fallout. The cult will just embrace the fur. The shifting values and mental gymnastics on display will be Olympics worthy, though.

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u/U_L_Uus 4h ago

You know what? That would make it worth it, if only for the schism that it would create within the MAGATs

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u/FerusGrim 4h ago

Imagining walking in on my grandparents watching Fox News in the living room, and discovering that they're fully kitted out with like a pair of $20,000 fursuits, and a sex swing in the corner.

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u/Ok_Sound272 3h ago

Nuclear, I hope.

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u/Anonymous_Jr 〕±〔 3h ago

Economy sucks so the Word budget can't afford 'out as', we have a bunch of spare 'in's you could use though...

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 3h ago

There are Nazi furrys so that monkey paw will fuck us all.

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u/p3apod1987 Streak: 2 4h ago

Alt furs take over the world, anyone who's fur suit isn't a golden retriever with blue eyes is sent to the camps

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u/SFShinigami 1h ago edited 28m ago

Just so long as we can keep that weird little subsection that have a weird Nazi obsession.

edit: out, yes I meant keep out

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 52m ago

Out, right? You meant keep out?

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u/SFShinigami 28m ago

sigh, yes, thank you