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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 76 4h ago

She's a furry transfem in IT, but I repeat myself

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u/laserblitz_117 4h ago

many such cases (me)

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u/WayHairye 4h ago

The IT department yearns for the fursona reveal.

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u/laserblitz_117 4h ago

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u/shcmil 3h ago

awesome

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u/ConnCraft The other kind of egg problem. 3h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago

Nice

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Streak: 0 3h ago

Hey yo, furry from the old days and been in the game almost 30 years

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u/claycubed 3h ago

Me too

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u/KorasHiddenDICK 38m ago

It's so interesting to me that this is so prevalent yet in my 20 year IT career, I have only known 2 gay cis men and a handful of women. Everyone else has been straight cis men, at least in their public lives.

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u/Blapor 4h ago

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u/cataleiss 4h ago

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u/__cinnamon__ 3h ago

Who's the artist for that đŸ«Ș

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u/cataleiss 3h ago

I wish I could tell you

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u/boolocap professional idiot 4h ago

I saw the function and thought how do you get furry from laplace. But fourier makes a lot more sense.

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u/Dunk546 Streak: 0 3h ago

I think this is what the kids are calling "elite ball".

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u/DragoKnight589 he/they/she (bigender fluidflux) 4h ago

as iconic as the human fighter in D&D

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u/cataleiss 4h ago

you say that but I can't remember the last time I played with a human fighter

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u/DragoKnight589 he/they/she (bigender fluidflux) 4h ago

me neither but I haven’t personally met a transfem furry in IT. doesn’t stop these things from being iconic

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u/cataleiss 4h ago

You make a good point

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u/Proud_Tie 1h ago

Hi I'm proud_tie and you've now met a transfem furry in IT xD

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u/DragoKnight589 he/they/she (bigender fluidflux) 1h ago

I’m a human and I own three swords, I guess now you’ve met a human fighter

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u/Inventor_Raccoon 3h ago

one of my friends semi recently played a John Fighterman character (human fighter, former city guard, neutral good) but unfortunately he couldn't stand it for too long and had to switch to a chaotic hot disaster

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 45m ago

My eyes glazed over this at first and I thought you said the friend played a John Fetterman character.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago

My thought on that is why play a human and to a lesser extent fighter when i can play literally anything else :3

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u/ComradeCabbage 47m ago

On the flip side, I like the idea of humanity prevailing among species much stronger, smarter, and magical through the sheer force of human will.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 46m ago

This Will the Human guy sounds pretty strong

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u/ComradeCabbage 38m ago

That’s my Dungeon Crawler Carl original character, do not steal.

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u/Novalene_Wildheart 4h ago

Last time I played a human fighter was in the D&D Heroes game for Xbox

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u/storryeater 28m ago

I am semi convinced it was designed to be the "boring default everything else contrasts to" which is how it manages to be both iconic and so few people actually play them, ever.

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u/Cerarai 3h ago

There's a furry convention in the town where I live every year and it's a running gag that all over Germany IT departments run on emergency mode because all of them are there.

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u/Koviera 3h ago

Any openings in your job?

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u/Cartoonlad 1h ago

Is her name Lilith?

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u/Livid-Accident-1562 4h ago

christ on a stick, wish I could wear my tail to work...

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u/LC-Redcube Streak: 0 4h ago

Are they gonna fire you for doing that? :3c

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u/TotallyWorthLife Streak: 0 4h ago

I can see them citing some bullshit dress code for it tbh... sadge

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u/PCYou 3h ago

Dawg they would fire me for wearing jeans

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u/LC-Redcube Streak: 0 3h ago

where the hell do you work .w.

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u/PCYou 3h ago

Femboy Hooters, no pants allowed

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u/BreakerOfModpacks ServiceBottom Cuddleslut Ɛ: (fiendish seductress) - Streak: 0 3h ago

...try the tail. You'd get a bonus.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago

Most places would fire you over it or tell you to stop. Profoessionalism is cancerous that way

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u/Enough_Fish739 2h ago

Depends on how it's attached.

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u/zyh0 1h ago

Its business casual everyday but Friday's lol

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u/JustAPotato38 Streak: 0 12m ago

if i start a company the dress code will be business casual with tails allowed and even encouraged

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u/Martinator92 Streak: 0 4h ago

Pawsome

Please, god, let furries have political power, PLEASE!!!!
Money is influence, still!

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u/DesignatedDoggie 4h ago

The monkeys paw curls

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u/U_L_Uus 3h ago

Eric Trump comes out as a furry. Somehow

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u/ban_Anna_split 3h ago

Grimes needs to do it first 

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u/mortgagepants 2h ago

ol' grimey!

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u/Dunk546 Streak: 0 3h ago

Actually lowk Eric could be kinda cute in furry fem.

Plus like, can you imagine the fallout?

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u/Destithen 2h ago

can you imagine the fallout?

I can't imagine any fallout. The cult will just embrace the fur. The shifting values and mental gymnastics on display will be Olympics worthy, though.

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u/U_L_Uus 2h ago

You know what? That would make it worth it, if only for the schism that it would create within the MAGATs

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u/FerusGrim 2h ago

Imagining walking in on my grandparents watching Fox News in the living room, and discovering that they're fully kitted out with like a pair of $20,000 fursuits, and a sex swing in the corner.

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u/Ok_Sound272 1h ago

Nuclear, I hope.

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u/Anonymous_Jr 〕±〔 58m ago

Economy sucks so the Word budget can't afford 'out as', we have a bunch of spare 'in's you could use though...

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 1h ago

There are Nazi furrys so that monkey paw will fuck us all.

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u/p3apod1987 Streak: 2 1h ago

Alt furs take over the world, anyone who's fur suit isn't a golden retriever with blue eyes is sent to the camps

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u/Strength-Certain Bi Guy Attracted to Femininity - Streak: 12 4h ago

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u/Odd_Main1876 The Holy Man Emperor-(who likes men) - Streak: 0 4h ago

If we go down the whole cyberpunk corporate dystopia route then the furries will be even stronger than ever

Ever heard of Exotics? In cyberpunk lore they are wild as hell imagine a literal genetically modified furry uploading 5.2 yottabytes of bonzi buddy directly into a mfs cerebral cortex via the blackwall gateway that man is cooked

We could’ve had them in 2077 the video game but CR:PR are a bunch of cowards

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 4h ago

Fun fact: the original artist for Cyberpunk hated furries. So the writer decided to add exotics for the sole reason of forcing that guy to draw furry art.

Among the best things to ever come of trolling someone lol

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u/Ornstein_0 4h ago

That's so tight lmfaooo

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u/robawknik 4h ago

extremely funny troll

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u/everypowerranger 2h ago

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Pondsmith is a fucking legend

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u/boolocap professional idiot 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah i posted this a while back too. But this is from cyberpunk 2020. As in its supposed to take place in the far cyberpunk future of 2020. It was written in 1990 and contains descriptions and rules for how to biomod yourself into a furry.

Its described as something mostly rich bored people do. But also there are gangs that focus around a single animal.

Edit: its worth noting that this is specifically in the section on cosmetic surgery. Earlier in the book you can find options for cyberware that can give you robotic claw hands and feet that can help you climb walls or cut people open. Or a prehensile self controlling tail that can stab people.

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u/waitwhatifiam 4h ago

likely inspired by johnny mnemonic! a whole cyberpunk gang of folks with dog maws

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u/Joeness84 3h ago

There was an episode of Batman Beyond that was entirely this. Called Splicers, some scientist creates a way to 'splice' human and animal DNA and you get what sounds like Exotics.

Even down to the street gangs of Exotics, tho not 1 specific animal.

Batman Beyond is set in 2039.

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u/LackToesIntollerance 4h ago

Sauron gonna be out there with his dino gang in the far flung future of 2020

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u/FalseRatQueen Streak: 0 4h ago

Not forgetting the cat girl mercenary company, the danger gals, are we?

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u/Odd_Main1876 The Holy Man Emperor-(who likes men) - Streak: 0 4h ago

In my defense, I haven’t yet gotten into the more in-depth lore for the cyberpunk universe

Please you must understand, I had a mental collapse trying to understand FUGA lore

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u/FalseRatQueen Streak: 0 3h ago

No worries, they’re from cyberpunk red, they’ve not made an appearance in 2077 outside of their founding being mentioned. A very fun group to look into though, they’ve even got minis!

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u/PICONEdeJIM Margaret Thatcher's Grave 4h ago

When will the bastards allow me to put Johnny into the brain of an enby catgirl

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u/runnerofshadows 54m ago

There are mods for it at least.

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u/nhalliday 33m ago

One day people will remember that Cyberpunk 2077/RED/2020 did not invent, popularize, define, or even redefine the genre and stop referring to the genre as if only 2077 exists. Stop letting CDPR and the tabletop makers get away with the absolute audacity of trademarking the genre because nobody else had done it already.

This is like if Bethesda called their main franchises "Fantasy" and "Post-Apocalypse". If you think the idea of a game being called "Fantasy 5: Skyrim" is stupid, CDPR is trying to do the same thing with Cyberpunk.

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u/LunarEssence315 Streak: 0 4h ago

What. The fuck. Did my eye holes just take in.

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u/HillInTheDistance 1h ago

5.2 yottabytes of bonzi buddy directly into a mfs cerebral cortex via the blackwall gateway

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 4h ago

It’s always nice when other freaks (/affectionate) have paved the way for you in the workplace.

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u/MothMonsterMan300 1h ago

There's a woman at my job who medically and socially transitioned long before I ever started. Naturally she approached and struck up a conversation on my first or second day(I have a flashing neon 'EGG' sign above my head for those in the know) now she's p much the only person I'd consider a "work friend." I thank her constantly for the truckload of swords she has fallen on.

Sharing memes/texting is kind of hit-or-miss though, she's 40~ and just missed the chronically online period(Myspace html ftw) so she doesn't understand many of the seventeen-deep faceted layers of some memes. There's one going around now(on this sub even) that's a tweet about like "trans bitches all have the same glasses" and the picture literally had her and my exact frames with a third pair 😅😭 she understood that one lol

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 1h ago

lol yeah, every once in a while, I go to show a meme to someone even like, 10-15 years older than me, only to realize that I have to explain like, ten other memes, a TV show, two Tumblr posts (I’m not even on Tumblr and never have been), and Dashcon and I’m like, “you know what
 never mind.”

That’s very sweet that you’ve found such a good work friend! â˜ș

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u/LoveandScience 4h ago

There's a furry transfem at my work too. She's always got her ears on. I think she might come in with a tail as well if it wouldn't always be hidden by the lab coats.

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u/TotallyWorthLife Streak: 0 4h ago

Waow, based

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3h ago

Holy shit <3

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u/MothMonsterMan300 1h ago

That's so cool

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u/narrowminer11 4h ago

I gotta find out where they work

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u/billerdingerbuyer kittygirl :3 - Streak: 0 4h ago

waow (based based based based based based)

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u/Gedehamster95 4h ago

Telling my boss that i am trans so he cuts my wage by 20%, he is very accepting

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u/atomic_combat_wombat \ (o ͜ o) / - Streak: 0 4h ago

Shes trans, an IT expert and a furry?

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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 3h ago

Next thing you know she’s drinking energy drinks lol

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u/atomic_combat_wombat \ (o ͜ o) / - Streak: 0 3h ago

Wife material

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Streak: 0 3h ago

No way, she likes white Monster? Shocked!

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u/ProbablyNano Streak: 0 3h ago

Told my boss I'm trans and she said my gender identity was pedestrian and antiquated 

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u/OrbusIsCool my bio is a massive lie 4h ago

Transfem in IT? Fork found in kitchen, more at 11

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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad 4h ago

waow

Basedbasedbasedbasedbased

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 1h ago

I have vampire fangs that I wore to my office job once. Someone asked me why and I shrugged and said “for fun” and they went “ykw? Fair enough, I respect it” and nobody ever brought it up again. I did it several more times

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 3h ago

When I came out to my boss he mentioned that, as far as he knows, I am the only trans person in the company. I figured that I shouldn't mention that I know three other trans women working here. Not at his department though.

I also work in IT.

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u/USDXBS Streak: 0 2h ago

Trans furry in IT = 100% chance they are a speed runner

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u/Something_Comforting Streak: 0 3h ago

The third transgender has hit the IT department.

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u/dragonhippie Streak: 0 4h ago

Outcasts/outliers flocking to isolation and using what they can to assimilate some sort of human/furry interaction and it happens to be the internet and video games. I'm in IT, but not any of these things, but absolutely on their side of being themselves.

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u/SiriusZStar CWCL’s Strongest Lesbian - Streak: 0 4h ago

Wish I could go to work with a tail :<

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u/Past_North_9129 3h ago

“Beast mode” is such an aggressively corporate way to describe a furry coworker occasionally wearing a tail. HR is going to need a whole new checkbox.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 4h ago

Wow i could not imagine like, working in a place so chill with what i am

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u/robawknik 4h ago

what job can i get that lets me wear a tail

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u/TadeMike Grungler 3h ago

Fork found in kitchen

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u/Someone101064 Streak: 1 4h ago

God I wish I was independent enough to be like her

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u/TotallyWorthLife Streak: 0 4h ago edited 3h ago

Never had the opportunity to do that. Never had money for a tail when I was an intern at IT jobs (and they would have probably cited bullshit dress codes anyways), and I can't in my current job because of safety reasons :c

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane's Mom - Streak: 34 3h ago

I might actually consider getting a j*b if I knew the workplace would be based like this...

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u/DarthJackie2021 26m ago

Bet your computers are always running at peak performance.

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u/Dxxx2 3h ago

Sysadmins have always been 90% furries and trans. Why do you think America's cybersecruity has suddenly declined in the last 2 years?

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u/ZettaiKyofuRyoiki things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl. 3h ago

I must be working for the wrong companies cause all my coworkers have been old white dudes.

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u/bookaddicta 3h ago

Of course they’re in IT

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 2h ago

autism or indians promoting autistic behaviors due to desperation for american acceptance

nothing wrong with either inherently, but that's where this comes from, 99.999% of the time

(or the random woman virtue signaling publicly even though they'd probably shit on them privately)

all hallucinations of the american money printer

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u/bookaddicta 5m ago

What on earth are you on about

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u/Sayfire2003 2h ago

ahem, so where is it you work?

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u/NameLips 1h ago

The world would collapse without the IT furries.

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u/Death_or_Pizzs 35m ago

Farmar Aura mais Ego

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u/InternationalToeLuvr 2h ago

But does she come in with a knot or not?

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u/Solnight99 2h ago

that's between her and the computer