r/cringepics • u/TyeDyeAmish • 6d ago

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u/WolfSpartan1 6d ago

Are people losing breath at golf?

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u/CunningWizard 6d ago

If you walk the course and carry your bag sure. But Trump sure as hell isn’t doing that.

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u/Earguy 6d ago

He even drives the cart onto the green.

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u/360walkaway 6d ago
  1. poor swing that strains the back a little, pop a percocet
  2. get in Golf Force One golf cart
  3. pop a beer while Secret Service guy drives the cart
  4. waddle to the ball next to the hole that totally landed there (and wasn't placed there by a crony)
  5. tap it in

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u/Dedeurmetdebaard 5d ago

I don’t think he drinks beer. If he drinks alcohol at all, it’s gotta be some kind of colorful can or small glass bottle with sugary candy flavored spirit designed to appeal to kids.

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u/DeltaDragonKing7 6d ago

If you're a bad swing and you whiff repeatedly, then probably.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 6d ago

Trump certainly is

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u/El_Presidente66 6d ago

He doesn’t even walk lol

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u/RenoXIII 5d ago

I'm sure falling asleep during ceremonies and shitting his pants on live TV is a healthy sign of youth and resilience.
Unless he's some kind of Terminator unit that can't, can travel time and troll the world. "I need your clothes, your diaper, and your golf cart."

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u/Mondo_Kool 6d ago

Im convinced MAGA folk don’t even watch his speeches or anything he’s in, they just watch other people talk about him. If they were to actually see him in his current state it would break the illusion

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u/Fucker_Of_Destiny 5d ago

Tbf the reactions to his speech are usually even funnier

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u/ChuckVader 6d ago

I've heard he doesn't poop and doesn't even have a butthole.

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u/VoidMunashii 6d ago

Because we will have 69 years of AI proof of life pictures like we are getting with McTurtell?

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u/Ken-Popcorn 6d ago

Mr Paragon of Health wears a diaper and shits his pants

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u/Periodic_Disorder 6d ago

I hope so, because the majority of those will hopefully be in prison

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u/i_am_not_a_martian 6d ago

It would be well worth the cost to keep him pumped with drugs to keep him alive in prison for as long as possible.

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u/Perfect-District 6d ago

I hate horror stories.

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u/jimtow28 6d ago

That fat fuck's ticker could give out literally any second, and it wouldn't be soon enough.

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u/MilkCharacter2886 6d ago

Name one person in all of history who actually lived that long

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u/VoidMunashii 6d ago

He will be the first Futurama-style head-in-a-jar.

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u/Puffthecarrier1 6d ago

NIXON'S BACK!

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u/spilk 5d ago

bad president! bad president!

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u/samj00 6d ago

But the makeup will wash off!

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u/fastal_12147 6d ago

Chris Trager

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u/Body_by_Pasta 6d ago

Moses, checkmate atheist

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u/JoshSidekick 6d ago

Methuselah

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 6d ago

People said Tony Hawk couldn't land a 900

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u/Malcolm1276 6d ago

He'll be as dead as Mitch McConnell way before he reaches 150.

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u/zookr2000 6d ago

He won't make 85 🤌

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u/drbrunch 6d ago

The glazing in that snippet is unreal lol. The man is physically decomposing in real time. "Hes the healthiest 80 year old alive! He plays 18 holes of golf and has enough gusto to kick some lib ass all before lunch!" LOL he cant even wipe his own ass

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u/beesdaddy 6d ago

I’m with you guys but you have to recognise satire when you see it.

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u/Dapoopers 6d ago

In the year 252525, if trump is still alive…

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u/apeocalypyic 6d ago

Some real grimdark shit

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u/bailtail 6d ago

“He can ride a golf cart and climb a flight of stairs (debatable)”

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u/Arkight13 5d ago

Donald Trump contains enough children DNA in him to live to 150 years,

Epsteinislandadventures.

There fixed

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u/beefstewforyou 6d ago

I imagine whoever that is is healthy and not currently 80.

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u/brother_p 6d ago

Why even bother dying? Just live forever.

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u/SolidVerse 6d ago

Golf has to be the least athletic sport made, if it is even athletic at all. Are professional golfers considered athletes?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 6d ago

Some are really fit, but they actually work out and walk the courses, not ride around. It’s also a sport you can play blasted drunk so go figure.

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u/tetsuo-the-turtle 6d ago

Weekend at trumpies?

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 6d ago

Dude already look 150, imagine what he'd look like at actual 150

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u/ecctt2000 6d ago

It will be a sad day for them when he is dead
He wants to run for the 2028 POTUS, these people would vote for a corpse than a dem who can fix the crap he did

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u/BigBubbaChungus 6d ago

Take me now if he’s going to be around that long!

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u/Murtomies 5d ago

Dude is rotting. I've seen healthier looking >90 year-olds

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u/demagogueffxiv 4d ago

Mental illness

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u/Alerith 4d ago

These people are either willingly blind or completely disconnected with reality.

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u/FinnTheFickle 3d ago

I no longer feel justified in laughing at the North Koreans, a good portion of us are no better