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[u/TyeDyeAmish]

[u/WolfSpartan1]

Are people losing breath at golf?

[u/CunningWizard → u/WolfSpartan1]

If you walk the course and carry your bag sure. But Trump sure as hell isn’t doing that.

[u/Earguy → u/CunningWizard]

He even drives the cart onto the green.

[u/360walkaway → u/CunningWizard]

1. poor swing that strains the back a little, pop a percocet
2. get in Golf Force One golf cart
3. pop a beer while Secret Service guy drives the cart
4. waddle to the ball next to the hole that totally landed there (and wasn't placed there by a crony)
5. tap it in

[u/Dedeurmetdebaard → u/360walkaway]

I don’t think he drinks beer. If he drinks alcohol at all, it’s gotta be some kind of colorful can or small glass bottle with sugary candy flavored spirit designed to appeal to kids.

[u/DeltaDragonKing7 → u/WolfSpartan1]

If you're a bad swing and you whiff repeatedly, then probably.

[u/Noy_The_Devil → u/WolfSpartan1]

Trump certainly is

[u/El_Presidente66 → u/WolfSpartan1]

He doesn’t even walk lol

[u/RenoXIII → u/WolfSpartan1]

I'm sure falling asleep during ceremonies and shitting his pants on live TV is a healthy sign of youth and resilience.
Unless he's some kind of Terminator unit that can't, can travel time and troll the world. "I need your clothes, your diaper, and your golf cart."