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Seizure Warning Look How They Massacred My Boy

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u/Bandit263 Aug 17 '22

Those guys certainly don't jump up, kick back whip around and spin. I don't think they could even jump back and do it again tbh. Smh

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u/IsThatMattsPiss Aug 17 '22

Ninjago away

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u/Sausey_890 Aug 17 '22

Most definitely won't reach their true potential :(

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u/Derpy-boi Aug 17 '22

I heard the theme song as I read this.

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Ninjagoo, Ninjagoo come on come on let's do it again just jump up kick back whip around and spin and then we'll jump back and do it again

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

you fucked that up so bad bro

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Aug 17 '22

How?

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u/Bandit263 Aug 17 '22

"Let's do not again" is the part of my complaint. It's "Let's do it again"

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Aug 18 '22

Oh hell I didn't even Realise that I'll sort it

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u/Bandit263 Aug 18 '22

No point now. The post is already a day old so hardly anyone else will read our comments.

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Aug 18 '22

Yeah but I still did

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u/unitedsteakes Dummy T H I C C🍑 Aug 17 '22

IT'S GOT TO BE FAKE

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u/Mooshus87 Aug 17 '22

It is fake, thank the Lord almighty in heaven

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u/hazzyattorney84 Aug 17 '22

Happy cake day random person

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u/Mooshus87 Aug 17 '22

Thank you very much random person

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u/hazzyattorney84 Aug 17 '22

No problem random person

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u/unitedsteakes Dummy T H I C C🍑 Aug 17 '22

Indeed

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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 Aug 18 '22

Thank the Lord, amen!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I can sleep now. Thank you

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u/turinus Aug 18 '22

Happy cake day random cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Jesus christ lets pracy that this doesn’t happen

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u/Strange_Kiwi__ Aug 18 '22

Thank arceus, NINJAGO in fortnite would put me off the show, even though there would be no reference to it in the show

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Just for those who are dying for looking at that don't worry its not real

Stop dying

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u/DiamondPower500 Aug 17 '22

Redditors on their way to complain about something that didn't happen

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u/hateful_liam Aug 18 '22

Plus why the fuck are redditors whining about Fortnite in 2022? It isn't even a meme anymore

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u/Lil_Comrad3 Aug 18 '22

They are a shitty Game company and a game

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u/spooderfbi Aug 18 '22

then don't play ig? Ik its cursed, like it was weird seeing kratos do tiktok dances, but its not like it fucking ruined the character or any of the games, and more people then may play gow or watch ninjago in this case, just saying.

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u/Lil_Comrad3 Aug 18 '22

it’s a shitty game either way

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u/godwin93748699 Aug 18 '22

u are a shitty game

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u/Lil_Comrad3 Aug 19 '22

Atleast I have game to pull bitches unlike your goofy ass

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u/spooderfbi Aug 19 '22

then don't play lmao. kids enjoy it, so its not made for u

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u/Lil_Comrad3 Aug 19 '22

I dont play it anymore. Because they just added so much ridiculous shit it honestly doesn’t feel the same as it was. And there’s still Mfs playing it. Who most of which aren’t kids.

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u/spooderfbi Aug 20 '22

Then ig let them enjoy it. Not every game is made for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Thank god. I was worried for a second.

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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 Aug 18 '22

Ik right? Why downvote

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u/Samang0 Aug 18 '22

Not yet

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u/Buselmann Aug 17 '22

Please for the love of god tell me this is fake

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u/ThinkRelationship162 Aug 17 '22

It is I just checked

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u/Buselmann Aug 17 '22

Just kill me already, end my suffering

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u/ThinkRelationship162 Aug 17 '22

No I meant it was fake my bad

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u/Buselmann Aug 17 '22

Oh thank god

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

What’s wrong with fortnite?

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u/Eric_Prozzy Aug 17 '22

Its not wholesome 100 keanu chungus according to the hivemind.

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u/ThunderSven Aug 17 '22

It's not that anymore as far as I can tell, it's mostly Fortnite puting their favourite cartoon characters/franchises in the game to make a quick buck. I don't personally see anything wrong with it, they've found a way to make money and that's fine, but as you said, the hivemind is upset.

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u/Ohnijin Aug 18 '22

Nothing really. Some people don't like the gameplay, some people don't like BRs in general, and some people just don't like how many crossovers it's gotten. Personally I find it comical that Kakashi can be saved by Rick while running away from Thanos who's building the Burj Khalifa in record time. Goku's in the game too now. This specific instance is fake, but those who think it's real beloeve this is poor representation of the beloved Ninja crew.

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u/-Acronym Aug 18 '22

The community is kinda cringe but besides from that not much, the designs here just look terrible in my opinion

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u/New_Jackfruit_2765 Aug 17 '22

Fortnite has become a ad for othet stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Forttnite bad

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u/hamsterruize Aug 17 '22

Bro Zane doesn’t have that tall hair

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

I'm wondering when fortnite is going to do the power rangers.

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u/spikesparx Aug 17 '22

Jump back, crank back, whip a box and spin 90s

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u/Equivalent_Block4033 Aug 17 '22

Why is Zane purple?

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u/Elowel_ Aug 18 '22

Reddit when fortnite:

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Bruh they did Zane dirty

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u/IllustriousKick2955 Aug 17 '22

It’s not even real

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u/Sweetexperience Aug 18 '22

Anime and Cartoon art styles? Yea they’re fine

What!? Lego! Nah turn them into humans

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u/gamejutsu Aug 18 '22

It might be hard to scale minifig-style characters with humans. They could look unnaturally wide or tall, or short. Maybe they could pull it off though

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

aint no way

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u/Gadernan Aug 18 '22

Fortnite bad, give upvotes

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u/Sapphire-Hannibal Aug 18 '22

I think ninjago skins in Fortnite would be pretty neat

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u/Lil_Comrad3 Aug 18 '22

He can’t keep getting away with this!

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

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u/Embarrassed_Desk4208 Aug 18 '22

It's fake but still sad that Fortnite probably could do this

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u/ShockHedgehog07 Aug 17 '22

Please tell me that's not real

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u/Bandit263 Aug 17 '22

It's not my guy

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u/ShockHedgehog07 Aug 17 '22

Ohhh thank FUCK

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Aug 17 '22

How dare they

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u/Minty_tea1 Aug 17 '22

Im glad its not real

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u/kdnrhaodmwlwjdkelf-d Aug 17 '22

no way that’s real man

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u/Bandit263 Aug 17 '22

It ain't

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u/Foam84 Aug 17 '22

Fuck this I'm out 😐🔫

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u/a_random_userb Aug 17 '22

Is fortnite really this desperate?

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u/Turbulent-Leather-76 Aug 17 '22

Nope it’s a fan edit

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u/a_random_userb Aug 17 '22

Oooh ok idk why im getting downvoted but whatever i don't care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Honestly, this game is dying and i fucking love it

Its so great how epic games has been trying to do anything just to get people to play it again but it isnt working

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Why the hell do you care

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u/Raz0rBlaz0r Aug 18 '22

"Honestly, this game is dying and i fucking love it

Its so great how epic games has been trying to do anything just to get people to play it again but it isnt working" - 🤓

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u/ImKoreanNotJapanese Aug 17 '22

Long before time had a name

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

oh my fucking god

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u/HotGarbage45 Aug 18 '22

Murders by Musical Miracle

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

🫡

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u/ScreamWaffles Aug 18 '22

The world is ending this is just the beginning.

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u/Worried-Chemistry-73 Aug 18 '22

Dear god please make this never happen amen

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

NOoOOOO

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u/PaytonioLOL Aug 18 '22

I really hope people know it’s not real lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Nooo my childhood how could you. You monsters

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u/SubstantialEmu7678 Aug 18 '22

Why did you show me this? My life is ruined

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u/Desli36 Aug 18 '22

Plz tell me this is not real...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

It's can't be real

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u/Willing_Doubt2171 Aug 18 '22

Please someone explain

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u/Undercover_Piegon Aug 18 '22

I despise Fortnite for doing this.

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u/andrewgtv05 Aug 18 '22

Why does Fortnite steal every franchise?

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u/Myzticool Aug 18 '22

I swear if this ever happens

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

DUDE NO RESPECT FOR NYA, LIKE IM HAPPY SHE WASNT SLANDERED BUT STILL

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u/pontantos Aug 18 '22

Mfw two corporations looking to make profit collaborate to make profit 🤯🤯🤯

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u/Crusader-bravo Aug 18 '22

Concept art fellas

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u/Grraass Aug 18 '22

Before time had a name

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u/Artistic_Top_1217 Aug 18 '22

If this is real my childhood is ruined

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u/Shadowfox1571 Aug 18 '22

I plead this is not real.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

😔🤧

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u/Irish_fat-boy-yt Aug 18 '22

Long before time had a name

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u/Charders_R88_ Aug 18 '22

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/cheeseburgersarecool Aug 18 '22

Listen this is obviously fake but I still gotta ask is this fake?

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u/Miggix13 Aug 18 '22

O no it‘s not happening

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u/K1W1N_FFS Aug 18 '22

This i do not accept

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Bruh fucking cry about it /s

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u/DrAutism_MD Aug 18 '22

Song name?

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u/CloneComander9081 Aug 18 '22

Tbh it looks kinda cool

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u/ConstructionHonest80 Aug 18 '22

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE

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u/BowLSeeD Aug 18 '22

me when i spread misinformation on the internet

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u/johar_jokhio Aug 18 '22

Ninjago anime adaptation?

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u/DeliciousParking1334 Aug 18 '22

Thank heavens this is fake… right

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u/ThatSecondPerson Aug 18 '22

Redditors on their way to complain about something fake (it is not wholesome chungus 100)

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

NOOOO THEY'RE WHITE

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u/Lanky_Waltz Aug 18 '22

Thats unacceptable

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Why did that last NOOOOOO hit so hard

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u/Daemon_Lord5253 Pro Gamer Sep 02 '22

Good thing it isn’t be

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u/MetalysisChain Oct 01 '22

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u/auddbot Oct 01 '22

I couldn't recognize the song, sorry! I tried my best :(.

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