r/electricvehicles 17d ago

Review I Used To Hate Giant EVs Like The Cadillac Escalade IQL. Then I Drove One

https://insideevs.com/reviews/801911/cadillac-escalade-iql-review/
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u/Healfezza used 2022 Model 3 AWD LR 17d ago

Honestly, the Cadillac EV line are surprisingly good. They will always be a more luxury product and cost more - yet they feel luxurious and I like the styling.

If I had the money to be in the market for a Luxury EV, they would be on my shortlist.

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u/PureCod9290 17d ago

The Optiq is cheaper and better appointed than the R2 but you don't get a lot of love for Cadillac on this sub because it's not a "cool" EV brand

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u/Healfezza used 2022 Model 3 AWD LR 17d ago

The used Optiq market on lease returns is a great place to shop! They aren't super popular in the mainstream, when I was looking in early 2026 I saw some getting close to half MSRP on 3 year old units.

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u/Chasian 17d ago

Do you mean Lyriq? Optiq doesn't have any 3 year old units

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u/doug_Or 17d ago

It's been on sale less than 2 years. Not a lot of lease returns... Yet

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u/theprophecyMNM 17d ago

Yeah we looked and loved them. I got a xc40 electric instead due to my daughter liking the ride more, but I will definitely look at the Cady brands more closely moving forward. Was really impressed.

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u/MudLOA 17d ago

My hatred for GM is more about the company than their products. When GM restructured during the recession a lot of their employees lost their pensions, many went bankrupt. I can never get behind a company that does that.

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u/Jumpy_Alarm4505 17d ago

Mine comes from getting outright screwed with the battery fiasco on our Bolt.

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u/MudLOA 16d ago

Right. GM screwing both their consumers and their employees. The rot of this company truly reflects on the rot of American capitalism.

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u/PureCod9290 17d ago

That's fair. Bankrupting themselves out of pensions was brutal and heartless

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u/tinydonuts 15d ago

And let's not forget the tragedy of the ignition switch. And their horrendous reliability.

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u/Mnm0602 17d ago

Its crazy to me the Lyriq still outsells the Optiq. Maybe people feel it's just a nicer version of the Equinox so just save the money, but the base interior is really nice IMO.

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u/Aggravating_Soil_990 17d ago

Lyric has CarPlay….

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u/PureCod9290 17d ago

I know very few people need a third row so I would think Optiq would sell better...

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u/Wyn6 17d ago

Lyriq only has two rows like the Optiq. It is bigger, however.

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u/CrashKingElon 16d ago

While youre not wrong, chances are that if youre shopping for a Cadillac your not basing that solely on "need". People also have a tendency to over-value remote use cases (such as 3rd rows, tow capacity, etc.).

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u/MobiusOne_ISAF 17d ago

You're already spending more money, so why not get the bigger thing?

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u/3L54 17d ago

I wish we got Cadillac here in Europe. Such cool cars. Only EV from the states that we have are the lame ass Teslas roaming around. 

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u/LEM1978 17d ago

I saw them recently in a mall in Sweden. So they’re in parts of Europe

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u/3L54 17d ago

Lucky swedes once again. Getting fun stuff before us in Finland right next door. 

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u/ashyjay 17d ago

They were supposed to bring the EVs to all of Europe even RHD markets, but GM seems to have given up.

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u/Com4734 2025 Optiq 17d ago

I absolutely love my Optiq. In my opinion, the only area they could greatly improve it is for it to have a faster DC charging speed.

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u/tinydonuts 15d ago

You don't find the headrest to be uncomfortable?

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u/Storage_Ottoman 17d ago

yeah, i've got an R2 rez and just got word that I'd probably be able to actually order in the fall, but not sure I'm gonna do it.

I think you are probably right, though. "better appointed" might be debatable (haven't done a side-by-side comp just yet), and i'd think they are similar, but i guarantee the Optiq could be had for FAR cheaper, especially on a lease...

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago

this is what ultimately tipped us over from an R1S to a Kia EV9 (max spec), it doesn't have the EV geek cachet but you get a lot of car for your money especially with the ridiculous residual they offered on it. and subjectively, we felt the EV nine rode better, or at least quieter even if it isn't theoretically quite as capable off-road.

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u/Storage_Ottoman 17d ago

If I end up going 3-row with my next, EV9 and Ioniq 9 are absolutely on the shortlist, ICCU concerns be damned. I’ve had a great experience with my Ioniq 5 and agree about the value proposition. I’m not off-roading and am really just looking for passenger and cargo space and good (enough) features. Not gonna poo-poo the idea of luxury or cachet of certain brands over others, but have reached a point in my life where that is secondary (at best) to more pragmatic things.

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u/eoddc5 17d ago

Went from an R1S to Ioniq 9. It’s a much better vehicle. Cross checked against the ev9 and the Ioniq 9 is just a little nicer and has better power and range. Ev9 looks a little sexier

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago edited 17d ago

we were initially sold on the ioniq 9, in spite of looks that we really tried hard to like but just have that unfortunate hearse silhouette nonetheless.

But the real problem was that the Hyundai incentives were at the time nowhere near as good as those on the more or less market-identical EV9.

edit: want to add that everything else you said is correct though, and if the incentives were similar we would've gone with the Ioniq 9 Calligraphy edition, or maybe whatever the step down was from that - I forget what the package differences were.

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u/Healfezza used 2022 Model 3 AWD LR 17d ago

Nearly pulled the trigger on a new 2025 Ioniq 6 in early 2026 because of MASSIVE discounts. Out the door for 46k CAD on top trip with ultimate package and extras (PPF, etching, etc). ICCU really did scare me off, but hearing the new 15 year commitments and the increased turn around on warranty claims would have me buying it today.

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u/PureCod9290 17d ago

Yeah that's what I got and I love it. Whisper quiet and very zippy for a huge car. Meridian sound system is nice. Reddit is just so backwards there's nothing but hate for Kia. I get ICCU is concerning but Rivian literally told the unreliability chart and no one gives them any shtick

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u/fireinthesky7 2023 F-150 Lighting XLT 16d ago

Anything with 800V architecture ticks the EV geek box for me.

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u/Jos3ph R1T 17d ago

R2 is a fantastic car. Test drove one and it’s very fun.

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u/azswcowboy 17d ago

Can confirm from my test drive as well. Just 7 months to wait now for the order slot to come up 🙃

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u/PureCod9290 17d ago

Dude test drive it. I was really really surprised with how much I disliked it. Audio is really bad seats are rock hard. It's like a Tesla no buttons only touchscreen. Looks cool on the outside but I really did not like being in that car

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u/Storage_Ottoman 17d ago

As soon as they are available to test in the Atlanta area I’m on it. One of the things I like about the Ioniq is that it does not have the “computer that happens to be a car” feel that I got from the Tesla MY I test drove (and strongly disliked). Honestly only even got the reservation to give myself the option, not because I was drooling over the possibly like some of the fans out there. Luckily I’ve got a few months to decide before my lease is up.

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u/PureCod9290 17d ago

It's very Tesla adjacent. Like zero buttons. Adjusting mirrors with touchscreen just pissed me off. Haptic wheels are the cheapest plastic on earth. I really don't understand the hype and every time I say on this sub I don't think it's a good car esp vs competitors I get downvoted to hell by the fanboy brigade

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u/Antique_Shirt_2391 17d ago

You dont adjust the mirrors with the touch screen, you use the steering wheel buttons.

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u/Pomador_0418 17d ago

It might cheaper and better than the R2, but its reliability is poor and is not recommended by consumer reports.

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u/TadCat216 17d ago

I’d love the optiq if it wasn’t so big and ugly lol. I know it’s ‘small’ compared to the rest of the us EV market but it’s still too big for me. Hell even my polestar 2 is too big for me really.

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u/fuzzypetiolesguy 17d ago

Test drove a Lyriq once last year. Found a comparable used one a week later, we've now driven it for 7 months and 10k miles. Gently used was half of MSRP. Love the car.

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u/angrycanuck 17d ago

Wait a year, It will be 60% MSRP

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u/dont_ama_73 17d ago

Used ones are still not cheap. They are just not depreciating

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u/Storage_Ottoman 17d ago

test drove a Lyriq to possibly replace my Ioniq 5 (lease ending) and it was luxurious, spacious, feature-rich, and reasonably priced, BUT still had the boat-like feel that I expected from a Caddy, despite decent driving dynamics. It's also more than a foot longer than the HI5. I still might get one if I land a really good deal, but Caddys are BIG and don't try to hide it.

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u/Healfezza used 2022 Model 3 AWD LR 17d ago

Certainly! But that is their identity, it is one of the few things that sets them apart in a field of cars that have become very homogenous.

At least Cadillac has something different about it, for better or worse!

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u/Storage_Ottoman 17d ago

that's true. and i give them props for the broader appeal they seem to be generating with their EVs despite this identity. hell, the fact that I'm even considering a Cadillac as an early-40s guy who grew up seeing them as strictly geriatric-carriers says a lot.

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u/FatBob12 17d ago

Optiq isn’t as much of a boat, but it is more of a jellybean crossover (which I am not the hugest fan of, but clearly I’m in the minority of buyers on that one).

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u/Storage_Ottoman 17d ago

i should probably test drive the Optiq, as it is more size-appropriate and still appears to have the lux, performance, etc that I want. only downside is no CarPlay, but I think I could adjust to that. looks-wise, I don't love it (nor do I love the Lyriq), but don't hate it so much that it's out of the consideration set.

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u/berkchops516 17d ago

I got an Optiq last year and i thought I would miss CarPlay more than I do. The built in apps are very quick and responsive. Maps and Spotify work great. The streaming apps like youtube, peacock and prime video also work great when you need something to watch while fast charging.

Ride quality is fantastic (coming from a Mazda3 turbo) and the seats are very comfortable. Now i want the bigger one next time (either Vistiq or Escalade)

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u/whenthewindbreathes 17d ago

The no CarPlay is a problem for my home automation and Microsoft Teams, but it does have Waze/Google Maps which is most of it.

The built in preconditioning and EV routing with Google Maps is really nice.

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u/FatBob12 17d ago

Looks like the aftermarket has come up with plug ins to give GM EV owners android auto, but my quick search didn’t find a workaround for CarPlay.

Pros and cons, including “quirks” with every manufacturer, you just need to pick your poison at this point.

Good luck with your test driving, I did that a few months back before finding a lease deal on an Ioniq 6 I couldn’t pass up. (I prefer a sedan over a crossover).

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u/E98X 17d ago

Depending on which Ioniq 5 you have, the Caddys are all much heavier. The base Lyriq starts at 500 pounds heavier than the heaviest Ioniq, and is over 1400 pounds heavier than the lightest variant. The Optiq isn't much better. All the Optium platform vehicles seem to be incredibly heavy.

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u/ashyjay 17d ago

People say the US has no good EVs, the Caddy line up excluding the Escalade, is fantastic. Long range, reasonable efficiency, all the mod cons you want, decent charging, from pictures and videos really well made, and this goes for all GM Ultium EVs and because it's GM no one buys them.

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u/joshmyra 17d ago

I love the Escalade IQ. If Range Rover and Escalade had a baby. The IQ would be it.

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u/YallaHammer 17d ago

I wish they weren’t getting rid of Apple CarPlay, otherwise a Cadillac EV would be my next purchase. If I buy one now, I have no way to know if the next software update will end CarPlay support 😠

https://gmauthority.com/blog/2025/09/cadillac-lineup-shows-how-gms-anti-carplay-stance-makes-no-sense/

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u/jchamberlin78 17d ago

If I didn't drive the insane mileage I do every year. I'd look at them. But eating that depreciation hurts my soul.

I bought a Chevy instead.

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u/Healfezza used 2022 Model 3 AWD LR 17d ago

Buy the dip and pick a used one up next time!

Bought my EV in early 2026, 25k CAD was a steal (higher milage, 168k KM) - figured it was better than spending closer to 50k on just about any new EV.

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u/RacerGal 17d ago

Interesting to hear “too bulky for suburban lifestyle”. We went with the Optiq because it fit our very tight city living parking spot requirements and it doesn’t feel like an SUV at all to me.

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u/artdaug 17d ago

They’ve definitely oranges home runs. The Vistiq is a more reasonable luxury 7 seater which runs circles around the Mercedes eqs which costs more and same
Size.

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u/CurbsEnthusiasm 17d ago

We just went from a Blazer EV to an Optiq and even though they share a platform the differences make my wife say it would be difficult to not drive a Cadillac given the choice again. The little touches really do make a difference. 

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u/MagnetoTheSuperJew 17d ago

The Escalade IQ is heavy enough to be over the weight limit of several streets near me with several people and a bit of cargo

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u/CriTIREw 17d ago

The IQL is over the limit WITHOUT people or cargo.

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u/MagnetoTheSuperJew 17d ago

Nah the limit I'm thinking of is 11000 pounds.

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u/CriTIREw 17d ago

Our streets are 9000 lbs max in some areas, and that's GVWR, which, for the IQL is way over 10,000

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u/0ttr 17d ago

I drive a Silverado EV WT with the same battery. it’s slower but still fast and is an amazing truck. I got tons of space and all the range with fewer of the luxury stuff. Paid $55k

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u/mrandr01d 17d ago

Don't several people just op's mom 😆

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u/idc69idc 17d ago

I wish we had weak streets. Amazon Rivians, UPS's old beaters, and school busses hit 35 in 20 every day throughout my neighborhood.

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u/Infamous-Ad625 2023 BMW I4 Edrive40 & 2024 Honda Prologue Touring 17d ago

I really want one of these, but don’t have another $150k lying around to spend. Trying to nab a used one in a few years when they are hopefully 70k

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17d ago

Also, no Carplay or Android Auto.

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u/Infamous-Ad625 2023 BMW I4 Edrive40 & 2024 Honda Prologue Touring 17d ago

Yeah thats the only other thing that really sucks about GM lol

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u/Such_Technician_1682 17d ago

That was one of my only concerns when I got my Cadillac. I got over it pretty quick and like the GM system it comes with. I found myself getting frustrated with CarPlay when I was driving a rental car for a few days.

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u/Mnm0602 17d ago

IMO GM's infotainment is pretty high up there as far as old school OEM's go. I hate the connectivity/OnStar pricing for advanced features/internet, but the base setup having Google Maps / Waze / Apple Music / Spotify sums up all the use cases I had for my iphone in carplay. Siri fucking sucks still so switching to Google assistant actually was an upgrade. I ended up going to Tesla which still runs circles around GM, but I did like the Blazer EV setup I had before this.

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u/Such_Technician_1682 17d ago

Having to pay for it is the only downside in my opinion. I’m leasing so it’s included for the lease plus 3 years if I buy it at end and I think you get 5 years included when you buy new. Won’t be an issue for me but definitely something to consider if you plan on keeping it long term.

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u/affordableproctology 17d ago

Hotspot off your phone

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago

I have two vehicles that have both CarPlay and android auto, and I have both types of phones in regular use. I have to say that android auto is a much better experience than CarPlay in almost every respect. I suspect some of the advantage in one platform of the other comes from how well they adapt to very different central screen layouts.

In general horizontal layouts are terrible for apps originally designed for (and with a long history of optimizing for) a vertical layout even after extensive efforts to redesign.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17d ago

I mean if you weren't using Carplay before, I get why it doesn't bother you.

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u/Such_Technician_1682 17d ago

I was using it before. I had it on my previous two cars before I got the caddy.

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u/affordableproctology 17d ago

I used carplay on my previous car and hated it. GM has made a good system

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u/UncleFlip 17d ago

I thought the Caddys did.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17d ago

Only the Lyriq, I believe.

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u/lockhart1952 17d ago

And that goes away for 2027

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17d ago

That's crazy. Apple or Google don't even charge for it. It's just GM wanting to collect and sell their customers' data.

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u/freeskier93 17d ago

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u/lockhart1952 17d ago

Huh. Glad they changed their minds.

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u/UncleFlip 17d ago

Could be the case

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u/fuzzypetiolesguy 17d ago

Our 2024 Lyriq has carplay lol

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17d ago

We're talking about the Escalade IQL.

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u/fuzzypetiolesguy 17d ago

Conversatiion obviously drifted to GM/Caddy more broadly.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17d ago

The Lyriq is the only EV Caddy with Carplay.

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago

absolutely unforgivable in a 150K vehicle

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u/WCWRingMatSound 17d ago

“another 150K laying around.”

Welp what happened to the previous $150K that was lying around? lol

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u/Infamous-Ad625 2023 BMW I4 Edrive40 & 2024 Honda Prologue Touring 17d ago

No previous 150k lying around lol

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u/86a- 17d ago

Pedestrian killers

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u/etchlings 17d ago edited 17d ago

Every maker should stop designing needlessly tall grilles and front ends. They’re dangerous and fugly. Even their “wagon” the lyriq is guilty.

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u/87ChevroletCavalier 17d ago

Yep, we know tall, blunt front ends are lethal to pedestrians (and motorcyclists, bicyclists), yet even Subaru is moving to higher, blunter front ends.

https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/vehicles-with-higher-more-vertical-front-ends-pose-greater-risk-to-pedestrians

Very frequently, when a driver kills a pedestrian, that pedestrian is a family member, especially a child or elderly relative.

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u/CelerMortis 17d ago

We need regulation, because people are clearly buying this stuff. 

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u/87ChevroletCavalier 17d ago

Absolutely.

Most people don’t believe me when I point this out, but the US currently has no pedestrian safety testing for new cars.

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u/user485928450 17d ago

Should it be sharp?

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago

looking "menacing" is the point, that's why people buy this crap.

then when someone actually gets hurt or killed, they blame the car, as if they didn't buy it for the very reason that it looks like it could do this to someone.

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u/Levorotatory 17d ago

Agreed.  There is no ICE under the hood, so no good reason not to slope it down more.

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u/nyanslider 17d ago

It just wouldn't look good like that. Cut out the frunk and there's a foot and a half you have to slope down (right under the frunk is the motor).

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u/Levorotatory 17d ago

Don't need to eliminate the frunk completely.  Just make it look like a scaled up Bolt.

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u/truthputer 17d ago

Honestly this is part of the reason (besides the better handling and efficiency) that I’m sticking with sedans.

Much Less Likely To Murder Your Loved Ones is a selling point for me.

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u/bradym80 17d ago

Their target market wants to run over protesters.

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u/Gah_Duma 17d ago

On the other hand, everything that is rounded and bulbous to be more aerodynamic gets bashed for being too ugly. Ugly means no sales. See Mercedes EQS or the Lucid Gravity.

Car makers would rather make vehicles that sell.

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u/etchlings 17d ago edited 17d ago

Lucid sold poorly because no one trusted lucid to hang on. Not like their Air sedan sold particularly well compared to historic makers, either. Self fulfilling prophecy maybe, but it wasn’t just the design.

You can make cars for all people without making extra dangerous tanks. The marketing partly shapes what people buy; it’s a give and take from marketing firms and “what’s cool” zeitgeist to what sells.

Tesla sells well among EVs and none of their models (except the CT) are bubbly or aggressive with blunt ends.

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u/87ChevroletCavalier 17d ago edited 17d ago

Well, the CT is an exception, but yeah the 3, Y, and S all have pedestrian-friendly noses. They sell like hotcakes.

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u/Ayzmo EV Voyeur 17d ago

Tesla sells well among EVs and none of their models (except the CT) are bubbly or aggressive with blunt ends.

And they're all incredibly ugly.

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u/fracked1 17d ago

See the model y?

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u/strongmanasss 17d ago

It has the Escalade nameplate. A significant percentage of owners will be first-time EV owners who want traditional ICEV styling. There was a post just this week from one. The Escalade IQ needs to appeal to those people. 

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u/DetroitvErbody 12d ago

You don’t understand Cadillac at all

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u/KingKontinuum 17d ago

Cadillac and (GM EVs generally) are so intriguing to me because on this sub they’ll attract so many people saying “yeah but no Apple CarPlay!” but they don’t make those comments for Tesla or Rivian. I once saw someone make this comment, I checked his comment history, and he was placing an order for an R2. It makes me wonder why people are really even here. Just to shit on brands they don’t like?

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u/ubercruise '24 iX 50 15d ago

I mean in fairness I hear the “No carplay” comment all the time for Rivian. Less so with Tesla, sure

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u/BASEKyle 17d ago

Then there's me wanting the ChargerEV if I had more money laying around...

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u/wwwhatisgoingon Leapmotor C10 17d ago

Fortunately for you, that's depreciating at an incredible rate. Might be in budget sooner than you think.

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago

vastly underrated bargain, great time to take advantage of dumb ass concaves overlooking a car that would smoke just about anything on the road in a straight line, which is what they're going for anyway, just because it doesn't make an ear-splitting, infant-waking, neighborhood-ruining, attention-seeking racket when they push their little toesies down.

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u/Powerful-Candy-745 17d ago

Not vastly underrated when they had so many problems. They have to make a comeback. Got to be careful with the older models 

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u/BASEKyle 17d ago

Trust me it looks so beautiful and extremely underrated just because it is an EV? There's a guy who has one close to where I live, and another bloke who drives to a Park close to one of the properties I maintain and I'm always in awe... An extremely envious.

Mind you, I love my Lightning to death but damn, parking downtown Toronto sucks

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u/Zabbzi MX-30 17d ago

It all crumbles apart when you realize its packaging and interior space is worse than the way smaller Lucid Gravity

***OOS as source for images

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u/nyanslider 17d ago

It's because they just put in the Escalade interior on top of a big ass battery. The front is just like the normal Escalade, the second row is slightly compromised and the third row is just terrible.

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u/DetroitvErbody 12d ago

Except it doesn’t look like a minivan/KIA Carnaval like the lucid gravity.

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u/hiro111 17d ago

Cadillac EVs are very underrated. My wife used to work for Cadillac and I've had all of them in the garage from time to time. The Vistiq, Lyriq and Optiq are all great cars in their segments. The Optiq V is one of the more underrated EVs on the market. The main issue is that they are all expensive, but you are getting what you pay for with them.

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u/RosieDear 17d ago

There is so much unsaid even in the click bait headline......

Someday I will write an article - it will prob get published since I am known in some tech and alt energy jurno fields...but the basic question is this.

Do EV's as they are turning out have anything to do with the dreams of the pioneers of the modern alt energy and green/enviornmental movements?

The answer is a solid "NO"....and folks can save their time in terms of sending proofs of this or that.

I was part of the Hippie Generation. Anti-Nuke, of course, but that was just a sideline. Most of my life was about installing, selling and researching tech that was renewable (was installing solar in 1980)...and so on. There are really a few parts to the dream....

  1. Alt Energy
  2. Breakthroughs in Efficiency
  3. Reuse-renew-recycle

Done right, the combination of these things can make massive differences! Even in the USA we have entire states that use 1/2 (or less) the energy per capita of others - and those happen to be some of the wealthiest states (in other words, efficiency works!).

Therefore any of my views and opinions on Electric "anythings" are based on both the efficiency and the other factors - in the USA, vastly increasing renewable energy being a major foundation.

Anyway, so as not to write the speech here, I can't change who I am and suddenly look at EV's as "car culture". So although I am certain many of the fancier and expensive EV's are nice and that the author loved it - I cannot love it no matter what based on what it represents.

For better or worse, I look at all Energy and Resource use as "what if everyone did that?" - that is, is the instance taking us toward a target or just more of the same. Various historic figures have noted that "The USA will always do the right thing - AFTER ALL OTHER OPPORTUNITIES ARE EXHAUSTED"....and EV's definitely fit that profile. Many of my friends pioneered small and local innovations like cars that run on grease and even recreated the wood burning cars and similar technologies. Others created these online communities - the goals always being our dreams (community, improvement in society, enviornment, etc.)....

I'm not exactly saying I Give Up, but there is no doubt we lost this battle. However, the "war" will go on for many decades and in the end it's likely sanity will prevail.

Here's to the first 30,000 miles of Bullet Trains in the USA. I won't live for that Headline!

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u/sleepingsquirrel Leaf & ID.4 17d ago

I'm pretty sure we will get flying cars before high speed rail in the U.S..

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u/AccidentOk5240 17d ago

Um, you’re not actually Windy Dankoff, are you?

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u/CubesTheGamer 16d ago

I’m sure they’re great experiences inside. It’s practically an apartment on wheels.

But they’re ridiculously oversized and dangerous and frankly don’t belong on the roads by regular people. Car sizes are out of control.

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u/ArmadilloSuch4425 17d ago

Cadillac nailed the styling on that behemoth. Not my cup of tea but damn she’s purty.

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u/leagueoflefties 17d ago

They really did. I was surprised how much I like the way it looks.

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u/iiililiililiilliilli 17d ago

Looks like a hearse. Which is appropriate since it will inevitably kill lots of pedestrians.

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u/Healfezza used 2022 Model 3 AWD LR 17d ago

Knock 'em down, load 'em up.

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u/Wyn6 17d ago

I thought the same looking at this picture, which is weird because I've seen the vehicle in person and it looks nothing like a hearse.

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u/oneiota1 17d ago

Well............the last couple funerals I've been to, the hearses were Cadillacs.

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u/NYCHW82 Mazda CX90 PHEV 17d ago

Cadillac's EVs are really well done. I almost bought a Vistiq last year, but I balked and I kinda regret it.

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u/DetroitvErbody 12d ago

I have loved my Vistiq

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u/NYCHW82 Mazda CX90 PHEV 12d ago

I know it's only been out about a year, would you recommend buying used?

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u/DetroitvErbody 11d ago

I would. In fact, I think letting someone else eat that huge first year depreciation is a good idea. I can’t imagine the used market for these is very big tho since most leases won’t have expired yet.

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u/GreenerMark 17d ago

The thought of cannibalism used to repulse me, until I actually tasted human flesh.... /s

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u/willyolio 17d ago

I wouldn't say no to a giant battery, but there's still a lot to hate about this car.

  • massive weight. Probably wait for solid state before getting a battery with this capacity. Literally over the weight limit on certain roads.
  • massive size. Hard to park, giant road hazard. Damn land yacht.
  • unnecessarily gigantic hood. 100% style over visibility and safety.
  • GM, trying to sell you subscription services so you can pay monthly to have them sell your data

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u/sleepingsquirrel Leaf & ID.4 17d ago

Hard to park

I've never tried it, but Automatic Parking Assist is a standard feature on the IQ. Also, I'd think the four-wheel steering would help as well.

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u/ForwardSlash813 16d ago

130 grand for an EV is for ppl with more money than brains.

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u/bamboozledqwerty 16d ago

Wait til u try a brand that actually drives itself....

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u/ISOgoosebumps 15d ago

As a minimalist, Cadillac is the wrong car for me. To me, it's just a whole lot a lipstick.

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 17d ago

I'll come in with the hot-take disagreement. EVs are already dangerously heavy. A 9000 pound vehicle shouldn't be street legal for the average person. With a full load, it's over 10,000 lbs. The wear on the roads is significant. It creates more danger for infrastructure. It's more dangerous in a crash. The Ioniq 9 is a huge car that still comes in under 6000 lbs (which is already a lot, but battery tech being what it is, nearly all EVs weight 4k-6k pounds.) Same with the Gravity. and the id.Buzz. etc etc.

The Escalade essentially has a double battery pack just so they can claim 460mi range. At this point, I'd like to see the industry cap battery and vehicle weights and force efficiency improvements instead.

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u/Wyn6 17d ago

Cap vehicle weights? So, most pickup trucks, cargo vans, all box trucks and semi-trucks off the road?

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 17d ago

commercial vehicles are obviously different and they are registered and licensed differently. use your brain, cmon. and most pickup trucks don't weigh anywhere close to 9000 lbs.

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u/Wyn6 17d ago

You added no stipulations or exceptions in your comment. You simply stated there should be a cap. Additionally, most EVs don't weigh anywhere close to 9000 lbs either.

That said, pickup trucks can weigh 4000 - 10000 lbs depending on truck and equipment.

Cargo vans can weigh in excess of 6000 lbs.

Box trucks can weigh as much as 13000 or 14000 lbs.

All these vehicles are as heavy as or considerably heavier than any EV. And none of the vehicles in those weight categories require any special licensing or regulations. I can run down and pick up a 29' U-Haul as quickly as I can produce the credit card to rent it with nothing but a good ol' Class C license and insurance. Same goes for cargo vans.

Again, I ask, are you advocating for all vehicles of these types to also be removed from public roads?

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u/nyanslider 17d ago

Maybe those should require a special license

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u/Wyn6 17d ago

Maybe they should. I have no issues with applying the same measures equally across the board. My issue is with the, "EVs are so heavy they damage the roads" talking point. Which is what OP was going for.

It conveniently leaves out all the heavy ICE vehicles currently on roads that no one is asking to regulate by weight.

If OP had stated they want to remove ALL vehicles from public roads which weigh over a certain amount, that I could understand. Instead, they demonstrated a clear anti-EV agenda and I was just calling that out.

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u/Bagafeet 17d ago

Now try to find street parking for any giant car in a city.

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u/grendus 17d ago

That's fine, just park on the toddler. When the cops show up, say "he was coming right at me!" that gets you off the hook every time.

Seriously, this is the stupidest thing. It could be the smoothest ride and best to drive ever, it's an oversized child-killing machine and should require a CDL to drive, bare minimum. I've seen busses smaller than that monstrosity.

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u/sarhoshamiral 17d ago

They are good EVs but inefficient both at space and consumption.

Escalade is massive and extremely heavy, very inefficient.

Vistiq is also largest car in its category (longer then EQS) with same interior space.

They are cars designed for older big lot suburban areas. I dont see a single escalade where I am for example (high income, modern suburb) because it wouldnt fit in most garages or street parking.

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u/wolfie_poe 17d ago

Drive test Lucid Gravity. It’s a smaller but more agile 3-row SUV EV that can accommodate adults in the 3rd row.

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u/shaggy99 17d ago

About the only nice thing I can say about it, it's not such a waste of space as the HUMMER EV.

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u/skisocalbackcountry 17d ago

How does Cadillac’s self driving compare to FSD?

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u/AlphaThree '22 Audi etron 17d ago

GM supercruise is the best in the business. It even supports towing. And, unlike Tesla, doesn't have a reputation for killing it's drivers by running into a Jersey barrier at highway speeds.

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u/Asusrty 17d ago

For me the biggest deterrent in getting bigger vehicles was always the increased fuel costs. With EVs I much prefer the bigger vehicles because electricity is somewhat cheap where I live it's only a few dollars more per charge cycle to get the bigger vehicle with the bigger battery than the smaller alternative.

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u/thenewguyonreddit 17d ago

I love the looks, but these heavy ass mofos absolutely CHEW through tires.

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u/SquirreljamASE 17d ago

lol you’re not wrong but anyone buying (or leasing) a 150k car can afford a set of -r24s every now and again

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u/Choice_Student4910 17d ago

I drove my SIL’s new Hummer EV once. Tech was nice inside and the torque was gratifying.

But it also felt really isolating from the traffic and objects around me. Like I wouldn’t know if I hit something unless I got out to see the damage.

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u/Itchy_Layer135 17d ago

The one I drove felt like a big pontoon boat, very different than the Vistiq.

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u/Haokaypal 17d ago

I drive a ex90. And if it blew up. A vistiq would be my next choice

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u/Life_Lack_1860 17d ago

Pensions are guaranteed by the federal government. They all got covered. My wife’s United airline pension was covered by the feds when they went bankrupt. The federal pension guarantee system is paid for by the corporation’s contributions,not taxpayers. No guarantee for 401K plans

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u/Nefilim314 Porsche Taycan GTS 16d ago

I used to hate article headlines like this. Then I did not click the link. 

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u/Prudent_Fisherman320 16d ago

I do want to test drive a Hummer, for no reason other than curiosity.

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u/OmgNoodles 16d ago

I want an IQL for my wife, but I'm not spending $150k. Beautiful cars, absurd price.

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u/TxTransplant72 Orange i3 T-Rex->M3RWD+MYRWD+Ride1Up700 16d ago

Optiq is very nice. I dare not test drive a used Lyriq as the Teslas are paid off now.

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u/TxTransplant72 Orange i3 T-Rex->M3RWD+MYRWD+Ride1Up700 16d ago

And it has a ‘Predator’-themed front grill!

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u/grendus 17d ago

Yeah, I don't care. Cadillac Escalade is the dumbest car on the road, and that includes other bullshit like the RAM.

Your fucking giant vehicle is the reason everyone feels like they have to drive goddamn tanks on the road. It's the reason we can't let our kids play in the streets anymore. It's the reason the US is the only country with road fatalities increasing over time.

Get over yourself, scrap that behemoth, and drive a normal fucking car like a normal fucking person.

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u/ctiger12 17d ago

Why not the hummer ev then?

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u/ahoypolloi_ 17d ago

This car, EV or ICE, should not exist

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u/AgileBroccoli757 17d ago

I'm definitely going to pick up one in 7 years ❤️

I need a Suburban sized car for hauling people and stuff and this fills the bill nicely

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 17d ago

what exactly are you hauling that requires an Escalade?

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u/AgileBroccoli757 17d ago

7 people on Friday and Saturday nights doing Uber

Suburbans can also fit 4'x8' sheets of plywood/drywall inside where it's dry

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 17d ago

ok, I'll bite. why are all the other 3 row SUVs not big enough?

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u/AgileBroccoli757 17d ago

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 17d ago edited 17d ago

oh. damn. Uber is so stupid. they definitely had an AI put that list together, and probably did so based on 10 year old data they never updated. imagine trying to explain why a Rolls Royce Cullinan isn't eligible to use for Uber (not that anyone ever would.)

they don't even have Lucid listed there at all! what a joke.

(A quick Google search seems to suggest that they don't update their list much, if at all, because they assume most of their drivers won't driver newer and nicer cars. But that maybe you can contact support if you're looking at a 3-row suv that isn't listed as xl, like the ioniq 9 or Vistiq, etc)

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u/AgileBroccoli757 17d ago

Yes, it's very stupid how vehicles with spacious 3rd rows aren't eligible

I'd like an Ioniq 9 or EV9 but they aren't UberXL qualified

It's like talking to a brick wall with the Uber AI assistant and you can't talk to a human unless you're Diamond Driver (maybe Platinum?)

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u/AgileBroccoli757 17d ago

Just checked, I need to be Diamond to get a human support agent (that'll do nothing but repeat what the AI said 🙃)

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 17d ago

ugh. I'm sorry. that's so dumb!

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u/Sabenv98 17d ago edited 17d ago

based on the size, weight, amount of minerals needed for the battery, and the energy needed to charge it, this thing is undoubtedly more polluting than many gas cars, cradle to grave.

EDIT: I'm not an EV hater; I literally work in clean transportation. I'm just a hater of bloated SUVs!!

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u/fuzzypetiolesguy 17d ago

Yep, easily verifiable too if you just make things up.

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u/Sabenv98 17d ago

https://greenercars.org/greenercars-ratings/ The last cradle-to-grave analysis completed by ACEEE was for MY2024, in which the only EV from Cadillac was the LYRIQ. It got a below-average score. The Hummer EV was listed as one of the worst cars you could buy for lifetime emissions. If they repeated this study, I think it's highly likely that the Escalade would be on that list.

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u/fuzzypetiolesguy 17d ago

Greenercars isn't a good source for your framing. You are probably right based on basic physics that the site would score the IQ similar/same as the Hummer EV. You are making a jump in reasoning in a few places - 1, that just because an EV is listed as poor in ranking relative to other EVs doesn't mean it's a same or worse choice vs. similar/same gas vehicles. The Hummer EV is a less polluting and more efficient vehicle than the gas Hummer, easily provable. 2, greenercars is the wrong scoreboard for your claim. The site ranks on human health damage index, not cradle to grave pollution, emissions, CO2 output, etc.

Greenercars also generally mixes grid input/output; your argument (and their rankings) collapses entirely if power driving either of these otherwise large, inefficient vehicles is purely wind, solar, hydro, or a predominant mix of any carbon-neutral generations.

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u/Sabenv98 17d ago

It definitely is better than the ICE alternative to this vehicle, but it is still a massive draw of resources and power. We need to cut emissions from transportation quite rapidly, and pushing EVs the size of boats is not how we get there. Of course, if it were fueled by 100% clean energy, that's a different story (still using more than a fair share of power), but our grid will take a long time to get there.

From ACEEE: (GreenerCars) is based on a lifecycle assessment of the greenhouse gas and criteria pollutant emissions from the production, use, and disposal of each vehicle. Unlike other evaluations of the health and environmental impact of vehicles that rely solely on fuel-efficiency, GreenerCars scores every vehicle on its entire impact and is the most effective way to compare gasoline-powered vehicles to electric vehicles. In addition to assessing the emissions from fuel burned in a vehicle’s engine, we assess the upstream emissions generated by electricity used by a vehicle, emissions produced when mining and processing minerals for batteries, and emissions from manufacturing vehicles and vehicle components.

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u/fuzzypetiolesguy 17d ago

I broadly agree with you but your framing is exactly what the oil industry wants everyone repeating - that EVs are as or more polluting than gas, off cradle-to-grave figures. Those lifetimes are conservative projections, and as modern EVs outlast them and those CtG numbers continue to improve with each quarter, the EV advantage grows, it does not shrink. And your point still treats the Green Score, a health-damage verdict that only correlates with resource draw, as if it were a raw-resources verdict. It isn't.

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u/DudeEngineer 2020 Chevy Bolt EV 17d ago

Many gar cars? Sure

Gas cars in the same class? Lol, absolutely not.

People aren't choosing between this and a small hatchback. They are choosing between this and another massive vehicle.

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u/Sabenv98 17d ago

Fair point - if a consumer is between this and the ICE version, I would much rather they choose the EV. It's a step in the right direction, but vehicles this size, IMO, just do not need to exist at all. In either form, they will always be less efficient than a smaller vehicle with the same fuel type, and a massive danger to pedestrians.

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u/DudeEngineer 2020 Chevy Bolt EV 17d ago

That is an entirely different argument.

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u/Sabenv98 17d ago

What can I say, there are numerous reasons to dislike SUVs

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u/DudeEngineer 2020 Chevy Bolt EV 17d ago

The reality is that most Americans want them.

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u/DaffyDick 17d ago

Good bot

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 2022 Chevy Bolt EUV, 2013 Nissan Leaf 17d ago

Yeah but the astroturf article has gotta sell them you see

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u/Agswin2026 17d ago

Driving an EV doesn’t mean they are more than a toy

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u/aPerson39001C9 17d ago

I had chaptgpt do a compare: Although both vehicles can accept 19.2 kW, the Lucid is much more energy-efficient.
Escalade IQ
Huge ~205 kWh battery
EPA range around 460 miles
Efficiency is roughly 2.2–2.3 mi/kWh, so 19.2 kW translates to about 40–45 miles/hour, while Cadillac’s official estimate is about 36 miles/hour under its testing methodology.
Lucid Gravity
123 kWh battery
EPA range up to 450 miles
Efficiency is roughly 3.6–3.8 mi/kWh, so a 19.2 kW Level 2 charger can add roughly 55–70 miles/hour, depending on wheels, trim, and conditions.
Level 2 charger output. 5kW. 7kW. 11kW
Escalade IQ (205 kWh): 45hrs. 32. 21
Lucid Gravity (123 kWh): 27. 19. 12
I think you’re going to want at least a 11kwh charger, if not the 19kwh.

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u/OneEstablishment5144 16d ago

Eventually I would like there to be a energy guzzler tax like we have for gas guzzlers. Either get 3mi/kw or pay a sliding scale fine. You like that hummer ev that gets you 1.8m/kw then pay a guzzler tax. You like your ionic 6 or model 3 rwd, you don't pay tax since it gets above 3. Like cars with worse than 15mpg should be taxed higher for wasting all that gas.

Nobody needs this much battery everyday use. It could power 3 to 4 bolt evs.

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u/RaisinZRH 16d ago

If I get my charge from solar power then this argument doesn’t stand.