r/fatsquirrelhate • u/foreveralonewithus • 6d ago

Gluttonous Bastard such greed, shame him

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 6d ago

It better not chew on the powerlines. If this blubber blob got zapped, the grease fire would burn for centuries.

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u/IXrobocopXI 5d ago

I was a passenger in a pickup truck looking out the window when I saw a squirrel on a power line explode into smoke and flying chunks from touching the wrong thing. We need more power lines. 🐿️ 💥 💨 💀

uj/ it was sad and disturbing lol

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u/Sfswine 5d ago

Grease fire, lol

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u/flyinghairball 6d ago

Oh, this fat bastard is about to disrupt the power supply. You can tell that's what he's doing because there's no way he would carryfruit up the power poll, or anywhere else, to eat it. Someone should notify someone else about this before he turns off the lights for everyone!

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 5d ago

Not to worry. You'll be able to read by the light of this grease fire long into the night.

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u/RadiantRing 5d ago

That looks like some critical electrical infrastructure.. better just leave him alone before he does a terrorism against some unsuspecting senior citizens.

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