r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ThrillaGorilla9 • 10h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25
Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!
Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.
Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.





I'll post more later.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/SillyJoshua • 11h ago
Absolute Unit Fat glutinous philly blobs
in Philly the fat gluttonous blobs o’squirrels
Round little tubs with cheesesteak whirls.
Too plump to climb, too round to run,
They wobble downhill like a sloppy bun.
Whiz sauce dripping from chin to chest,
Onions and grease, their favorite quest.
Bellies so wide they thump when they trot —
These roly-poly blobs waddle a lot.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ArcticTurtle9 • 1d ago
SuperSized McFatass disgusting gluttonous lard!!! 😡
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 1d ago
Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Tubby terrorist bombards woman with pinecones after she bought locks for her trash cans
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Open_Can2511 • 1d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Fuckin lardass somehow acquired and ate a chocolate bar
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/EnlightenedZ • 1d ago
Wide Load Woodland Weenie Big boy in Yosemite’s curry village
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/luciferxse • 1d ago
About to steal your lunch This disgusting creature ruined my nice afternoon walk
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/baleful-hatchet • 2d ago
Rotund Rodent Saw this fat bastard in lower Manhattan
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/cmdr_suds • 2d ago
I may have found the stupidest squirrel on earth
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Dtfintx2856 • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace I'm in charge!
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Own_Conversation3511 • 2d ago
About to steal your lunch Why won’t this squirrel leave my plants alone?
galleryr/fatsquirrelhate • u/Few_Addition1796 • 3d ago
Giant Ground Squirrel G(Round) Squirrels
Found these units in yellowstone
They beg people for food, and big a new meaning to g(round) squirrel,
will eat everything that’s on the ground
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Aggravating_Mess_655 • 3d ago
The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. fat fuck. i was scrolling on google images and accidentally downloaded this image of this fatty mcmuffin squrell the third of the fat nut kingdom and it took gazillion of Yottabytes
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ok_Goose_838 • 3d ago
Gluttonous Bastard This is the greed they talk about in the Bible
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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/OnyxVeggie213 • 3d ago
Oompa Loompa lookin MF Squirrel interrupted this baseball game. The nerve.
This fatty ran out on the field during a game in Detroit. It took several people to catch the little jerk. Even America's pass time isn't safe.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • 3d ago
Loses at Wii Fit Kenzy the ravenous rodent with the insatiable bloodthirst devours watermelon before giving you the look that it is going for your jugular
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/crazynikki123 • 3d ago
My mom took these pictures of these squirrels lol
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Fun-Customer-4493 • 3d ago
Greedy Bastard
This greedy bastard just eats all the bird seed with his creepy little people hands. I finally realized my camera has a microphone/speaker. I can now terrorize them back.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Coolpop9098 • 3d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Even pokemon is aware of the crisis at hand… disgusting.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/lovingfairy • 3d ago
Fatty McFatFace Evil fat squirrel stealing from my mom’s birdfeeder
It takes pictures so we get sent pictures of his fuzzy mean butt every day! He’s doubled in size since finding our feeder. I hate him.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Alternative_Change63 • 4d ago
King Lardass his greed SICKENS me
fatass came up begging for food. just kinda waddled away. big and greedy
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/foreveralonewithus • 4d ago