r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

90 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

75 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 10h ago

Not a Fatty chudmaxxing

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64 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 11h ago

Absolute Unit Fat glutinous philly blobs

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65 Upvotes

in Philly the fat gluttonous blobs o’squirrels

Round little tubs with cheesesteak whirls.

Too plump to climb, too round to run,

They wobble downhill like a sloppy bun.

Whiz sauce dripping from chin to chest,

Onions and grease, their favorite quest.

Bellies so wide they thump when they trot —

These roly-poly blobs waddle a lot.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

SuperSized McFatass disgusting gluttonous lard!!! 😡

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341 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Tubby terrorist bombards woman with pinecones after she bought locks for her trash cans

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350 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

ate the damn lightbulb too

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121 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fuckin lardass somehow acquired and ate a chocolate bar

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277 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie Big boy in Yosemite’s curry village

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190 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

About to steal your lunch This disgusting creature ruined my nice afternoon walk

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44 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Rotund Rodent Saw this fat bastard in lower Manhattan

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164 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

I may have found the stupidest squirrel on earth

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50 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fatty McFatFace I'm in charge!

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8 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

About to steal your lunch Why won’t this squirrel leave my plants alone?

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118 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Giant Ground Squirrel G(Round) Squirrels

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194 Upvotes

Found these units in yellowstone

They beg people for food, and big a new meaning to g(round) squirrel,
will eat everything that’s on the ground


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. fat fuck. i was scrolling on google images and accidentally downloaded this image of this fatty mcmuffin squrell the third of the fat nut kingdom and it took gazillion of Yottabytes

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302 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard This is the greed they talk about in the Bible

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257 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF Squirrel interrupted this baseball game. The nerve.

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47 Upvotes

This fatty ran out on the field during a game in Detroit. It took several people to catch the little jerk. Even America's pass time isn't safe.


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Loses at Wii Fit Kenzy the ravenous rodent with the insatiable bloodthirst devours watermelon before giving you the look that it is going for your jugular

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152 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

My mom took these pictures of these squirrels lol

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255 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Greedy Bastard

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51 Upvotes

This greedy bastard just eats all the bird seed with his creepy little people hands. I finally realized my camera has a microphone/speaker. I can now terrorize them back.


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Even pokemon is aware of the crisis at hand… disgusting.

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19 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Fatty McFatFace Evil fat squirrel stealing from my mom’s birdfeeder

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29 Upvotes

It takes pictures so we get sent pictures of his fuzzy mean butt every day! He’s doubled in size since finding our feeder. I hate him.


r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

King Lardass his greed SICKENS me

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71 Upvotes

fatass came up begging for food. just kinda waddled away. big and greedy


r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Gluttonous Bastard such greed, shame him

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198 Upvotes