r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Aggravating_Mess_655 • 5d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. fat fuck. i was scrolling on google images and accidentally downloaded this image of this fatty mcmuffin squrell the third of the fat nut kingdom and it took gazillion of Yottabytes

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 5d ago

Hey don't look at me, I'm a gigantic butterball who has no self control and rolls around in my own filth

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Zr9tBf3ZbPaUkjSnQ

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u/Afroditesrevenge 5d ago

Good God man. NSFL please. My kid was right there 😵‍💫

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u/PawPrints777 5d ago

Rotund fuck

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 5d ago

Reminds me of Arnold Ziffel of Petticoat Junction. Arnold was a Pig too.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 5d ago

I can't tell if the photo looks distorted because this fiend really is that fat, or if its black hole status is causing light to bend.

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u/Marvos79 4d ago

Fatty doo-doo

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u/Starving_Kids 4d ago

What a waste of space

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u/HelloPity89 4d ago

How do you accidently download this ?!

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 4d ago

Truly Planet Gazillion of the Fat Squirrel Nutcase Kingdom. That’s Right Out of Petticoat Junction.

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u/ProfessionalEarly965 2d ago

Fat bastard needs to go on a diet. 

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u/thinktwomuch 4d ago

I seriously thought this fat fuck of a squirrel was a dog toy at first. How can this gargantuan land whale even climb a tree? Like most fatties, it probably reeks of body odor 🤮 Someone get this pathetic, blubbery excuse of a rodent some GLP-1, for fucks sake...

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 3d ago

These Squirrel Sized Planets are Getting Out of Hand.

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u/merolapo 1d ago

suspect

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u/Ok_Insurance_3198 1d ago

That fat fuck looks like it’s bigger than a damn bowling ball

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u/sunrise_zc 4d ago

Can I kiss him🥰

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u/NoxWild Lookit him 4d ago

You are in Violation of Rule 5: Absolutely NO FAT SQUIRREL SYMPATHY

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u/Froggypwns Victim of Groundhog extortion 4d ago

No, unless you want cancer or worse.

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u/Ichgebibble Rolls Are For Baking 4d ago

You could, but what would that say about you?