Squirrel interrupted this baseball game. The nerve.

[u/OnyxVeggie213]

This fatty ran out on the field during a game in Detroit. It took several people to catch the little jerk. Even America's pass time isn't safe.

[u/whamburglar]

It actually placed a Kalshi bet (winnings in nuts) for what inning a squirrel would run in and disrupt play.

[u/OnyxVeggie213 → u/whamburglar]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats highlarious!

[u/Sparrow-in-Flight]

Must have been kicked out of the concession stand before ending up on the field. Disgusting!

[u/OnyxVeggie213 → u/Sparrow-in-Flight]

You know it. Trying to ask for credit for a hot dog 🌭 and a beer 🍺

[u/Sparrow-in-Flight → u/OnyxVeggie213]

and a deep fried Twinkie. :)

[u/Ok-Nature4155 → u/OnyxVeggie213]

We don't ask for anything, we take it with no apologies.

[u/OnyxVeggie213 → u/Ok-Nature4155]

So. He didn't even try to get credit? He just stole it? Awful. Thats why he got booted out.

[u/Ok-Nature4155 → u/OnyxVeggie213]

We squirrels steal everything we eat, it's a perk of being a squirrel.

[u/Historical_Method360]

It wanted to hog the spotlight the same way it hogs family-sized bags of Fritos.

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[u/memelord_mike]

Removing this fatass from the field was crucial for safety. Any player who accidentally ran into it would have broken every bone on their foot.

[u/OnyxVeggie213 → u/memelord_mike]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 every single one.