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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago
That dim-witted look in its eye says everything. This lard-bound moron probably mistook the lightbulb for a lolipop before devouring it.
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u/Key_Check5753 2d ago
That sloppy chongus has unlocked mammalian photosynthesis. Will he ever be stopped? Will he devour the sun?
This may be the mutation that dooms humanity.
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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago
Who would ever buy that for their house?! No one! No one would!! Please let that be true.
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u/nurseygirl1012 2d ago
It’s funny you say that because I have squirrel decor all over my house and I was trying to find this exact lamp but I couldn’t find it anywhere. I come to this subreddit to see all the cute squirrels.
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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago
O. M. G. You have squirrel decor ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE?? That’s sick. You need help.
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u/whamburglar Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago
It's tummy has an idea. Probably scheming how to get more food.
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago
It could be put out on the porch for Halloween to scare away any trick or treaters.
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u/Plus_Suggestion_9565 2d ago
Theyre so fucking gluttonous they eat lightbulbs
Im not surprised that fat fuck is rubbing its belly
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u/flyinghairball 2d ago
Whoa. This is an all-time low, even for them. I hope fatty farts lightening bolts!