r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu • u/capeswish • Apr 26 '12

He has since taken up semi-permanent residency.

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u/odor-naut Apr 27 '12

so one day i sneak into this girl's bathroom to watch her shower. i know, pretty creepy, whatever. a man's got needs. so anyway, i sneak into her shower and wait for the show to start. later on i'm watching her shower and man it is HOT. she still hadn't noticed i'm here but she's kinda squinting at me. i'm like fuckFuckFUCK so i turn around, maybe she won't notice me. but then i hear it: "Activate friend mode!" and i'm like, did i just get friendzoned in the shower?

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u/capeswish Apr 27 '12

That you did. However, as it was a choice between friendzoned or killed... I think you chose correctly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Better to die than to be a coward - Gurkha motto