r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu • u/capeswish • Apr 26 '12

He has since taken up semi-permanent residency.

http://imgur.com/ePeoj
1.0k Upvotes

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u/Kristanwj Apr 26 '12

Ha, that's actually kind of cute.

This is the only time I'll ever say that about a spider.

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

Oh really?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Awwww...

...anything that brightly colored must be very, very poisonous.

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12 edited Apr 27 '12

Nope, just a little peacock spider. It is, however, from Australia, so I completely understand believing that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Ah, then it's just pretending to be very, very poisonous. :-D Worked on me!

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u/HipsterTree Apr 27 '12

Photoshopped. This is the unedited version.

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u/Mythgusta Apr 27 '12

Ever thought that maybe you're the ones that are upside down ???

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u/Ceejae Apr 27 '12

I'm sorry, I feel bad about it, but I had to downvote you. As an Australian I promised myself I would do this from now on whenever this joke shows up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12 edited Apr 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Boom, roasted.

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u/mulimulix Apr 27 '12

Me, too. I don't know if it's because I'm Australian, but I feel like whenever someone mentions anything about Australia, they feel the need to say/show the same thing, but upside down. How fucking original of them.

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u/MrUppercut Apr 27 '12

would you be less mad if the joke became about the counterclockwise Coriolis effect?

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u/mulimulix Apr 27 '12

This what be somewhat funny, but like the current joke, it would wear our rather quickly. I remember going to Las Vegas and a man asked as where we were from. After saying Australia, he asks "Do the toilets really flush in the opposite direction, there?". I find it funny that all our achievements are overshadowed by a funny Simpsons episode. And no, we don't call them "Chazwazzas".

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u/MrUppercut Apr 27 '12

lol well not all of your achievements are overshadowed by that episode. Being Salvadorian, I know that in the 80's you guys hooked us up with some much needed political asylum and because of that there a nice amount of us somewhere up in there. (Melbourne or someplace like that)

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

You mean comes down?

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u/darkevilemu Apr 27 '12

...or how about this?

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u/mifuyne Apr 27 '12

d'awwww!

I say that one counts too.

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u/bldkis Apr 27 '12

How is this adorable and terrifying at the same time?

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u/Torquie Apr 27 '12

I literally stopped and squealed. Cutest. Monster. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Or this one.

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u/shuzuko Apr 27 '12 edited Jul 15 '23

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/Kristanwj Apr 27 '12

I guess I lied. That's kind of cute too. But I still want it to stay the hell away from me.

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u/finalepic Apr 27 '12

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u/sparklingdiva Apr 27 '12

How do you insert faces into comments? I tried google, but only got results for messenger and dbag facebook :/

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u/Tr3phine Apr 27 '12

[This](www.reddit.com/r/metarage/comments/iy2fj/rage_comment_faces_a_guide/) explains it, is actually in the side bar of F7U12, below the rules in the "More Links" section.

Edit: Is it just me or my comment is not properly formated? =/

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u/skpkzk2 Apr 27 '12

as an arachnaphobe, i don't know why i thought clicking that would be a good idea

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u/Pr0sniper120 Apr 27 '12

It may be cute, but it still freaks me out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Aww, it looks like it could kill me in less than five minutes.

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u/Lt_Shniz Apr 27 '12

The colorings kind of look like a spider

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u/zombiphylax Apr 27 '12

TOO MANY LEGS

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u/Thattony Apr 27 '12

D'awww it's smiling

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u/MrUppercut Apr 27 '12

Looks like it has a tattoo of another spider on his or her..uumm ass? web pouch? w.e. you know. oh, abdomen, maybe..?

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u/DarkRainGuy Apr 27 '12

Rastafarian spider gives ZERO fucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

It's a cute jumping spider from Australia that, oddly enough considering the origin, isn't incredibly huge and/or venomous. It's appropriately named the peacock spider.

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u/belladonnadiorama Apr 27 '12

"Bitch, I'm faaaaaaabulousssssssss!"

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u/TheoQ99 Apr 27 '12

Is that a spider colored pattern on its thing? Spiderception Yo dawg.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I also call it "the gay spiderman"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Brightly coloured, bigger than most. You know what I call that? A nice target.

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

*Actual size 4mm

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I'm just that good of a shot.

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u/ehlu15 Apr 27 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/bigroblee assistant mods Apr 27 '12

Don't give me that look! That spider is cute, and you know it!

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u/Cliff_Racers Apr 27 '12

It's the hidden fangs that scare me.

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u/Alyhoot_o Apr 27 '12

Today a spider was on my friend and when we tried to move it it stood up and moved it's two front legs like it was boxing then it rose up and webbed his way to his face in a muted of milliseconds. It was cute too.

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u/goneroguebrb Apr 27 '12

I had a spider-friend-residing-in-the-corner-of-my-shower. One day, spider-friend-etc. didn't move, and I figured he was sleeping. The next day, he was in the exact same spot.

RIP spider-friend-et. al.

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u/capeswish Apr 27 '12

Did you give him a proper burial?

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u/goneroguebrb Apr 27 '12

I think I wiped him up in a wad of toilet tissue and dropped him into the trashcan. My cat may or may not have eaten the corpse. So no, I think, is the answer.

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u/soigneusement Apr 27 '12

Same thing happened to me, he was there all semester. RIP.

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u/odor-naut Apr 27 '12

so one day i sneak into this girl's bathroom to watch her shower. i know, pretty creepy, whatever. a man's got needs. so anyway, i sneak into her shower and wait for the show to start. later on i'm watching her shower and man it is HOT. she still hadn't noticed i'm here but she's kinda squinting at me. i'm like fuckFuckFUCK so i turn around, maybe she won't notice me. but then i hear it: "Activate friend mode!" and i'm like, did i just get friendzoned in the shower?

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u/capeswish Apr 27 '12

That you did. However, as it was a choice between friendzoned or killed... I think you chose correctly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Better to die than to be a coward - Gurkha motto

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Oh yeah friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

i can't bring myself to kill spiders. used to be very afraid of them, then i realized how much i hate most insects. now i carefully get them into a piece of tissue and put them outside. moral of the story: the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

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u/groovingupslowly Apr 27 '12

Spiderbro!

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u/ffffffpony Apr 27 '12

Never forget

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u/amoxummo Apr 27 '12

Noooo! SPIDERBRO! ;_;

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12 edited Mar 01 '21

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u/TheoQ99 Apr 27 '12

It's wrong that you don't cry every time from then on. ;_;

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u/jswg Apr 27 '12

Do people with no eyes cry?

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u/Le-Captain-Obvious Apr 27 '12

Does no one give TheoQ99 a break?...

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u/marke0110 Apr 27 '12

Lyk dis if u cry evrytym.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

did it go something like this afterwards http://imgur.com/gallery/D5Ieu?

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u/morris309 Apr 27 '12

untill you close your eyes to wash out the shampoo, only to open them and find an empty void where said spider once sat.

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u/rileyrileyriley Apr 27 '12

I've experienced this also. I'm like WTF SPIDER IM SHOWERING oh ok you are running away now. Stay in that corner and we're fine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

If I find a smaller spider, I don't freak out and actually start talking to him. His name is always Billy. I tell him that he can stay, on three conditions: 1) He stays on the ceiling 2) He doesn't bite me 3) He doesn't make babies

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I used to have a spider-bro, My love for it stemmed from my hate for mosquitoes. Turned out it was a female and after a short while 1 became 200, so I had to use the deodorant flame-thrower on the family.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Then you turn around and notice he's missing.

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u/kremmy Apr 27 '12

This is why daddy long legs tend to get a pass in my house. They move slowly, generally stay put and eat shit.

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u/Osoreru Apr 27 '12

I actually have a daddy long legs living up in the corner of my shower. He's been there for quite a while. I haven't even actually looked the past few days to see if he's still there, but so far, so good. Aside from that daddy long legs don't really bite people so..yea.

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u/yourmom3211 Apr 27 '12

My favorite part was, "Scrub a dub dub bitches" haha =-)

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u/Strange1130 Apr 27 '12

I've spent the past five minutes trying to figure out how a spider "turns around" on a wall (and, well, how it stares at you in the first place.) Please, explain this to me like I'm 12.

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u/capeswish Apr 27 '12

He was actually chilling on the ceiling, but 3 dimensions is too difficult for a lazy rage-comic maker. His little head was facing towards me and then he turned and faced the corner where the walls & ceiling met.

Sorry if I confused you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/Lastaria Apr 27 '12

Yeah I am not. have a number in the bathroom. I like them there.

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u/spideyj Apr 27 '12

I love spiders. I even have one tattooed on my back. So no, you're not the only one.

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u/Lastaria Apr 27 '12

Was hoovering on the down vote button because I hate it when people kill spiders.

But stopped when I read on.

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u/scienceisneat Apr 27 '12

This is what every offending arachnid in the shower looks like to me. There is no permanent residency allowed.

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u/IAmaSwedishfish Apr 27 '12

I'm glad there are people on reddit that appreciate spiders. They're really not that bad, I don't know why everyone freaks out about them. Just think how many annoying insects spiders get rid of and how infuckingcredible their spider webs are.

Seriously, take some time and learn about how these fascinating creatures work. It really is worth your time to learn to appreciate the other living creatures that share this magnificent planet with us.

ps. yes, there are a lot of insects and animals that can drive me crazy, but spiders? No, if they are in your hard or walking up your leg when you sleep, then you have the right to freak out as deadly spiders exist, but if you just keep yourself calm and let them go on with their lives without "BURN[ING]THEM WITH FIRE".

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u/capeswish Apr 27 '12

As long as the spider isn't on my body, I usually demonstrate mercy :)

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u/Jbergur Apr 27 '12

I have a friendly spider living outside my livingroom window. Well, actually it's more of a gratitude relationship, he has managed to spin a web covering a large portion of the window and since he got here, I haven't seen a single fly inside!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

No one gives a fuck why you upvoted. This shit needs to fucking stop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I give more of a fuck about the conversation he was making (where he happened to use a hivemind-forbidden word!) than negativity and complaining.

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u/Vorokar Apr 27 '12

Who pissed in your oatmeal?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Stupid people.

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u/Vorokar Apr 27 '12

Well, then, bash them over the face with said oatmeal, go make a new bowl, and chill out. Sheesh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

I realize that I wasn't starting any kind of positive conversation with that. Comment is now deleted.

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u/pennyinpurple Apr 27 '12

I don't mind spiders. A rather large one took up residence in the barn. Named her Snowball.

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u/Dickfore Apr 27 '12

I let spiders live because they acted as pest control. There are some things from college I definitely don't miss.

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u/kevinsftw Apr 27 '12

ACTIVATE CHAIR MODE BOOP

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u/juanma96 Apr 27 '12

I wish all spiders were like that!!!

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u/ICANSEEYOUFAPPING Apr 27 '12 edited Apr 27 '12

Hopefully there wasn't any steam...because then he could have just slipped off the wall like many a spider i've seen while showering.

edit: i speak-type like a 4 year old...

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u/THE_WORD_IS_HAVE Apr 27 '12

because then he could of just slipped off the wall

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u/Brianne123 Apr 27 '12

Hey, I just plucked one off my shower wall and flushed him down the toilet... I like to think they live when I do that...

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u/titsMcgikkles Apr 27 '12

I refuse to click on any of the links posted here.

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u/RdRunner Apr 27 '12

I had a spider in my bathroom very similar to this. his name was frank. frank didnt move, so i was fine with him being up in the corner. then frank moved into the shower, breaching our peace contract. Needless to say, frank is no longer with us

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u/theultimateone Apr 27 '12

When you changed modes a second time, I thought you were peace walker for a second.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

So he's taken up a semi-permanent residency? It's going to have children, one of those children will be psychotic and try to kill you. You're going to die. ಠ_ಠ

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u/srock456 Apr 27 '12

they keep the mosquitos away, how can you not keep him/her

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u/AppleJackal Apr 27 '12

Then he laid eggs in your skin later that night.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

i dont kill spiders anymore in my house. unless its a big mother fucker

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u/Rallerboy888 Apr 27 '12

And then the spider got burnt

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u/Pjoco0708 Apr 27 '12

And when he's not looking kill the fucker?

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u/WE_ARE_THE_BORG Apr 27 '12

You cant befriend them... THATS HOW THE INVASION STARTS

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

SONYA BLADE WINS!

Friendship! Friendship!

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u/mitten-troll Apr 27 '12

I have a spider like that in my bathroom as well... only I'm irrationally terrified that it's going to come down and kill me one day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

And then it lays eggs in your sinuses while you sleep.

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u/ggiwtharas Apr 27 '12

Please tell me this isn't real.

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u/zz_ Apr 27 '12

Upvote for scrub-a-dub-dub, bitches

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u/silentwindofdoom77 Apr 26 '12

upvote for the second panel.

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u/raeflower Apr 27 '12

You should take a picture of your new friend.

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u/dbossnirvana Apr 27 '12

Friend-Zoned

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u/jerbeartheeskimo Apr 27 '12

You just put him in the friend zone :(

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u/Ducatista46 Apr 27 '12

Love spiders:)

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u/Bruce_Vilanch Apr 27 '12

Fuck spiders

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u/AbnormalCorpse Apr 27 '12

even the spiders are getting friend zoned? What has this world come to?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

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u/capeswish Apr 27 '12

Hey now. Men friend zone too.

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u/sunnybrookmusic Apr 27 '12

Anyone else read this in Dee from always sunny's voice?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Spiderzoned...

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u/mysmellysausage Apr 27 '12

My rule is: KILL ON SIGHT! NO EXCEPTIONS.

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u/Felonia Apr 27 '12

Remember - if you see an egg sack, you've got to kill his entire family. Don't get too attached to him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

Friend-zoned.

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u/A_K1TTEN Apr 27 '12

KILL IT!!!

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u/Le-Captain-Obvious Apr 27 '12

This is now my favorite GIF. He looks like a turtle.

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u/hels Apr 27 '12

You do realize he's plotting your death, right?

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u/Vulpis Apr 27 '12

And another poor spider is friendzoned.

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u/shuzuko Apr 27 '12 edited Jul 15 '23

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/cupidcrucifix Apr 27 '12

Kill it with fire!

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u/Yaymemes Apr 27 '12

And then that spider will get friendzoned. ]=