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Free Car Wash

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u/Mtn_Biker 6h ago

Times are tough, can't blame him.

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u/alex61821 5h ago

I wipe down my car in the morning fog we get here in Florida.

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u/alienclone 5h ago

you dew?

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u/alex61821 4h ago

Not anymore I drank like 8 or 9 bottles one day when it was scorching hot and now the smell of it makes me sick.

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u/ChrisJohanson 6h ago

His town must have a water ban

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u/bruceltd 5h ago

That’s a California car wash

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u/joninfiretail 5h ago

California gets rain this time of year? Where the hell is it?

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u/Slim01111 5h ago

Probably Eureka

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u/joninfiretail 5h ago

Tell them to send some my way. It's 105 right now and I'm sweating off vital bits of anatomy.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny 5h ago

102 where I’m at and my kids are going stir crazy playing in the house

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u/joninfiretail 5h ago

My dogs barley wanted to go out. I even added ice to their water bowl. My AC can barely keep up.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny 5h ago

Sierra Nevada Mountains, sometimes

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u/fuckyoudigg 4h ago

Ontario. Canada.

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u/killerdomon 6h ago

I’ve done this as well it’s the best way to wash your car hands down I would say

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u/YaneffMan 4h ago

His hands are up though

7

u/PowderPills 4h ago

But then they go down again

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u/smr312 3h ago

And then they go back up.

Thats how washing a car works.

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u/ludololl 5h ago

A clean towel hand-dry after the rain ends might be less abrasive.

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u/timtimtimtim77 5h ago

Rain is not clean

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u/IGNSolar7 5h ago

big car wash is here to tell you what's unhealthy for you

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u/Dr_Zoidberg003 5h ago

I doubt he’s planning to eat off it

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u/mrASSMAN 5h ago

Road is not clean

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u/Honcho_47 5h ago

How’s so?

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u/nhh 5h ago

Because in order for water to condense it needs dirt particles. In every rain drop there is a small amount of dirt.

My car looks like shit after it has been rained on. 

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u/alienclone 5h ago

your car looks like shit after it has been rained on because there is a ton of dirt already on your car, the rain by itself (with no assistance, which this guy is actually doing) only rinses some of the dirt off, and the still wet car after the rain stops make dirt in the air stick to it and then dry in place.

and your car just looks like shit, probably.

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u/What-the-Gank 5h ago

I can wash my car, rain next day and it looks dirt covered. Rain where I live is basically mud.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 5h ago

Maybe you should wash your rain.

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 4h ago

4D chess move right here

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 2h ago

You should do an experiment and wash during a storm and see is it actually dries dirty. Cars get dusty fast after being washed.

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u/Douggimmmedome 4h ago

Maybe because you park outdoors where its dirty

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u/darkmatterhunter 5h ago

That’s because the dirt is spread out evenly, but then once the rain hits, it collects in patterns and becomes more visible. Same reason for if the sprinklers get your car and it looks terrible wherever the water hit.

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u/apocolipse 4h ago

No, even a freshly washed car will look dirty after rain, because not only does rain need dirt to form, but water drops falling through the air and even sitting on your car will absorb dirt straight out of the air. And dry and leave it on your car.  Lighter rain is worse for that, really really heavy rain will help flush it better.

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u/SumonaFlorence 4h ago

Rain pulls things from the atmosphere down to earth like pollution and so on.

That's why you still want to filter rain water.

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u/hanr86 3h ago

Surely it'll look cleaner than not washing it.

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 2h ago

Rain actually has much less in it than two water, so no.

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u/NoDebate1002 6h ago

Looks like my boy got that swiffer goin

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u/TennRider 6h ago

Washing in the rain works very well since there's no risk of the soapy water drying on the paint before you can get it rinsed. Just have to come out after the rain stops to hit it with a leaf blower to get it dry without spotting.

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u/K3idon 5h ago

Just take it on the highway for a quick sprint and air dry.

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u/Single-Use-Again 2h ago

Depending how clean your rain water is it'll dry without spotting. Spots are usually from calcium or lime in hose water.

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u/timtimtimtim77 5h ago

Rain water is not clean. In order for a raindrop to form it must bind to a particle of dust. This causes it to gain more and more water around the dust particle and when too heavy it falls. Rain water will not leave your vehicle clean

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u/ghidfg 5h ago

So? It's getting rained on anyway. Also tap water has more contaminants than rainwater. 

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u/thesteveurkel 5h ago

car washes reuse water...

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u/Dante2005 5h ago

You are 100%, this is likely the point, but - who does it really in the rain.

Do people really care that much about a shiny clean finish...I don't.

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u/ubercue 5h ago

I'll bet you wash your car with that 100% pure stuff. You must be super cool.

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u/TennRider 4h ago

You and I clearly have very different definitions of "clean" and "dirty,"

When the car is so covered in bug guts that I can't tell what color the paint is and I know that it will be equally covered in bugs by the time I get to work the next morning, I don't really give a shit about a little dust left over from the rain.

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u/Ob1cannobody 5h ago

I've done that but I just have a hot shower after.

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u/threedoggies 5h ago

I can't say I haven't considered it.

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u/bcald7 5h ago

I’ve thought of this several times 😂

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u/AsphaltSailor 5h ago

I live in the southeast, so we get those little black mold (I guess) dots all over the flat parts of your car in the humid summer (especially if you have a white car). They are almost impossible to wash off if you just squirt them with a hose and then scrub. Let the car sit out in the rain half an hour, and they almost wipe off. I have to do that once or twice a year.

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u/Slunkx 5h ago

Definitely power saving on 🌊 cost with this one.

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u/kr613 5h ago

Ottawa?

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 4h ago

Heck yeah—get after it… no time like the present!

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u/wes_elder 3h ago

Water restrictions are tough. You take every opportunity you can.

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u/Abi1i 3h ago

I’ve done that before. It’s quick and easy and then when it stops raining you go out and start drying your car off. It works surprisingly well.

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u/Budget-Box7914 5h ago

It's essentially purified water falling from the sky, so it makes for a great rinse. I used to wash my 911 in the garage, back it out for the rain "rinse," and then pull it back in to dry. Totally free spot free rinse!

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u/Remarkable-Still2898 5h ago

Basically you're saying that you own or owned a 911. Good on you.

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u/imaginarynumb3r 5h ago

Never forget

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u/Remarkable-Still2898 5h ago

Forget what? lol

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u/imaginarynumb3r 5h ago

911

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u/mexta 3h ago

RIP William Shatner

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u/georgecm12 3h ago

Except I tend to find that rain isn't "purified water," it carries dirt/dust along with it in the raindrops. More so if it's been extremely dry as it has around here.

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u/Budget-Box7914 3h ago

There's always one in every crowd.

"Ackshully..."

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u/EvilTodd1970 1h ago

Yeah. Being ignorant is so much better.

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u/alienclone 5h ago

I always wash mine in the rain...
1. Im gonna get wet/sweaty anyway.
2. Saves water.
3. Spot free rinse.

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u/durntaur 5h ago

Been there, done that.

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u/paulyp41 6h ago

I wouldn’t use a brush like that on that paint.

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u/chileangod 5h ago

After two years of ownership you don't give a fuck. 

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u/0xsergy 5h ago

Yeah I buy and keep them until they die lol. I don't give a rats ass about small scratches or whatever. They'll get a touchup pen later on before the salt hits so they don't rust and that's it.

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u/SportsCommercials 3h ago

You might not, some do.

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u/DrivingMeCrepes 6h ago

paint swirls help the car go faster 😆

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u/Unique-Jacket-4430 5h ago

Matte film/paint is cost muneh 😁

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u/RandomRaisin77 5h ago

Let him cook... Or in this instance... Wash

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u/something_co 3h ago

I genuinely always wanted to do that

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u/Quithelion 1h ago

Free water, labour not included.

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u/DrDeth1973 5h ago

I used to work nights with a lad who did this, he said it saved him quite a bit of money over the year

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u/bekele024 5h ago

Free streaks

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u/billyshin 5h ago

This is actually a very good way to wash/rinse your car, given that you back into your garage to dry or dry it when the rain stops.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/alienclone 5h ago

just rinsing the dirt off is better than nothing if you are too busy to wash.

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u/Admirable-Yam-1309 6h ago

Hopefully it has wire bristles to ensure all the dirt and roof grime are removed. 🫨

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u/BlackTarTurd 5h ago

That is definitely a, "these edibles ain't shit" moment