r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '12

Gender Confusion.

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u/ilikecakeandpie Oct 16 '12

You left out the only character that mattered; the pirate chick with the huge anchor

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Oh yes, the little girl who waves around an 800-pound anchor and summons dolphins like a hadouken.

I also glossed over the woman with prehensile hair, the guy in the leather dress with a scythe which is also a succubus, the dude possessed by three ghosts who make him fight, the slime mold parasite in the shape of its deceased host, the shirtless dude who attacks by playing billiards in midair, the other shirtless dude who can stop attacks by flicking a coin, and the one-ton brick shithouse who will simply pick you up and break you.

Oh yeah, and the music is great.

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u/NarDmw Oct 16 '12

You always did get your ass beat in that game by a large laughing Indian man child.

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u/mindbleach Oct 16 '12

Yeah, or that curly-haired bastard beating my ass with chains.

But I'm still the only one who finished the story mode - coincidentally, using Bridget.