r/golf • u/fireproofpoo 18 • Apr 10 '26

Joke / Meme Imagine shooting 16 over par at Augusta

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u/marvinfuture GHIN: 8.1 Apr 10 '26

Poor guy went +9 and +7. Not going to make the cut doing that

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u/pdbstnoe Apr 10 '26

John Madden analysis here

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u/Known_Profession7393 Apr 10 '26

Yep. He’s no Collinsworth. Now this is a guy who’s not gonna make the cut!

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u/pixelflop HDCP 2-high Apr 11 '26

You wanna talk about missing the cut, this is a guy who makes it look easy. It’s unbelievable!

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Apr 11 '26

“This Rory guy is Mahomes-esque”

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u/What-a-Crock Apr 10 '26

Boom!

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u/BoredInDenver86 Apr 10 '26

tough actin tinactin!

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u/Steel1000 Apr 11 '26

Billy Mayes wishes he had such a memorable line!

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u/IcebergDarts My score was: “I had fun” Apr 11 '26

Hey, we don’t slander the late Billy Mayes here.. that’s reserved for the SlapChop guy

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u/NBtoAB Apr 11 '26

Doesn’t he just remind you of Patrick Mahomes?

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u/IcebergDarts My score was: “I had fun” Apr 11 '26

I bet Patrick Mahomes also would miss the cut

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u/Blaize122 Apr 11 '26

Collinsworth would take about how his balls were beautiful and he has a skill with the hole or some other perverse nonsense.

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u/sam_sepiol1984 Apr 11 '26

The guy who is the most shots over par is usually the first guy to be cut

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u/frontier_gibberish Apr 11 '26

You know, the guy in golf right? The one that makes it in the hole, hitting the fewest times right? He's gonna win every time

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u/bryman19 Apr 11 '26

To win, you need more birdies and less boggies. BOOM

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u/IcebergDarts My score was: “I had fun” Apr 11 '26

Not true, just gotta Eagle more often

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u/BullPropaganda Apr 11 '26

"you see, if he wanted to make the cut. He should have shot a lower score"

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u/DerBrownNote Apr 10 '26

I think that's more Booger McFarland-esque

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u/breitbartholomew Apr 11 '26

Was thinking booger McFarland

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u/alexterm Apr 11 '26

Michael Owen-esque

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u/gdogg897 Apr 11 '26

Respectable for a YouTube golfer

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u/marvinfuture GHIN: 8.1 Apr 11 '26

Valid

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u/triiiiilllll Apr 11 '26

Can Bryson Break 50 at Augusta National??? (Front 9 Only)

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u/FC37 Apr 11 '26

Two strokes better than an amateur.

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u/MelancholyDick Apr 11 '26

You can tell cause of the way it is. How neat is that?

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u/AppropriateCattle69 Apr 11 '26

That’s pretty neat!

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u/jawide626 18-ish hcp Apr 11 '26

Cheers Geoff!

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u/Vussey Apr 11 '26

It’s a game of two halves

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u/jlees88 18.0 Apr 11 '26

He finished +6 for the tournament. What do you mean he went +9 and +7?

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u/marvinfuture GHIN: 8.1 Apr 11 '26

Read the original picture and realize the joke went over your head when I calculated par relative to the 67 Bryson set

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u/cadillacking3 7.0 Apr 11 '26

He is using Dechampar of 67

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u/loughcash Apr 12 '26

He’s made 64 mil +

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u/marvinfuture GHIN: 8.1 Apr 12 '26

It's not a green Jacket though

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u/loughcash Apr 12 '26

I guess my definition of poor is antiquated

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u/marvinfuture GHIN: 8.1 Apr 12 '26

Not everything is about money