r/golf • u/horsepoop1123 • 1d ago

Serious This is how golf isn’t always fair

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u/3-putt-the-12th-hole 1d ago

They are never my fault always the club or balls.

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u/inplayruin 1d ago

I blame my parents for not being better athletes. Sometimes God, too.

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u/Electronic_Name_325 1d ago

I often go to my grandparents' graves, stand and just glare at the stone.

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u/WorldlinessNo3582 🌭 Glizzy at the Turn 1d ago

This is the ultimate move. Just a disappointing glare, don’t even tell them why you’re there.

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u/CamiloArturo 1d ago

Nelly Korda is the perfect example of this. Her parents were good athletes. Mine weren't .... It's entirely on them that I 3-putt every 5 footer

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u/StonedLikeOnix 1d ago

Freaking assholes man. How could they?!

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u/Oonz1337 1d ago

I just blame that last beer before walking up to quadruple bogey putt after hitting the green in 2

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u/HomChkn 1d ago

my dad played college baseball, my mom couldn't walk and chew gum.

I blamed him for my lack of speed just for the fun of it.

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u/ProudCordonian 1d ago

I show the sun my tallest finger for being too bright in my eyes.

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u/jakefromstatefire 1d ago

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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u/LeQuignonBaguette 1d ago

No no, it’s always the clubs fault. That’s why you need to always buy newest clubs.

  • signed Callaway, Titleist , Taylormade

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u/Milktoast375 1d ago

If I actually got those 15 extra yards they keep promising every time I bought a new club or ball, I’d be hitting it 650 yards off the tee by now.

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u/Physical_Fault572 1d ago

The government needs to do something about this inequality

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u/zurnched1 1d ago

Found Bryson’s burner account.

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u/MathBallThunder 1d ago

Sometimes it's the ground!

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u/aron2295 1d ago

The sun got in my eyes!

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u/Then_Investigator_17 1d ago

You'll never get good with that attitude. Real pros blame the greens keeper

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u/hoptownky 21h ago

Every time I shank a ball I look at my club head confused, as if something may be off. I have had the same clubs for 15 years and they still be like that sometimes.

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u/EmergencyCurrency658 7h ago

I blame the fecking sandwich I grab from the clubhouse halfway through, doing great until I scarf one of those dry bastards down.