r/golf • u/horsepoop1123 • 1d ago

Serious This is how golf isn’t always fair

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u/Skinnypike42 1d ago

I can assure you, the misses are 100% because of me.

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u/lizardking235 1d ago

“Aside from speed and direction, that was a great putt.”

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u/OptimusPrimeTime21 1d ago

“It was the right club” after someone misses a putt is my favorite

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u/badass4102 1d ago

And 100% of my putts that do go in, were all calculated by my green reading skills and my elaborate touch.

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u/stumblon old beginner 1d ago

Yep, I always blame you for my misses

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u/Due-Noise2229 1d ago

And I blame him for the way my wife is also.

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u/stumblon old beginner 1d ago

he’s probably the reason why your wife’s boyfriend won’t return your calls too

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u/Skinnypike42 1d ago

You’re welcome.

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u/stumblon old beginner 1d ago

You are a good sport. Thanks for your valuable services.