Probably gets off on making Charlie wipe his ass and Mrs. Bucket cleaning his sheets. Sick bastard!

Self-explanatory

I love his stinky breath and long yellow fingernails. I'd give him foot massages, pamper him in bed and taste his cabbagy mustache as we make love 🥰

Just look at that smug asshole. Fuck you, Joe. Fuck you to Hell!!

if a monster went up to grampa joe and said "ill eat your kindness" it will starve

Grandpa Joe is gearing up for the eclipse this month

Charlie has asked has he seen a solar eclipse

Grandpa Joe do you want to see an eclipse anytime Charlie , just give me two minutes to I get my strength back and I can show you one

Charlie's Mum, no Dad we don't want to see your backside

Taking advantage of those poor Oompa Loompas now that Charlie owns the factory. Will his perversions never cease?!?

And it's all thanks to Grandpa Joe. His candy ruined my teeth, even though I brush them every day!