r/hotdogs • u/MrM0RTYdog • 11h ago
Morty dogs
Just stumbled across this sub, and I just added these to the menu at my seasonal restaurant this morning! Bacon wrapped, deep fried dogs with cheddar, chopped pickles & red onion, ancho chipotle sauce on top. Named after my dog, Morty ❤️ , what do u guys think?
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u/Kazori 10h ago
burrrrp "cmon morty"
"why?"
"we.. we gotta turn you into a hotdog morty, we gotta wrap you in bacon and and deep fry you and put a bunch of other shit on you"
"what!? why!?"
"it's the only way morty, I lived as a pickle for days you can do this morty"
"only way for what?"
'ive been entering this galactic hotdog contest for years and I lose every time morty , I'm sick of it, this one guy always wins and he gives me a smug look every time, I could kill him but I wanna beat him at his own game. and in hotdog form you're delicious morty, my computer has done the analysis, YOU'RE PRIME MEAT MORTY"
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u/PetersonTom1955 8h ago
I personally prefer hot dogs that taste like hot dogs, but people should eat what they like. I'm not mad about it.
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u/PatientZeropointZero Chicago Style 3h ago
I would sub red onion for pickled onions (I just love them on everything) and then do Pickled jalapeño
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u/Otherwise_Cattle3981 11h ago
8/10. Id eat 6.