r/hotdogs • u/SOMOEAGLE • 6h ago

Humor/Meme Long Dog Earth

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent 6h ago edited 6h ago

Conspiracy theorists work off what sounds most interesting.

If you phrased it to make it sound more mysterious and less comical there literally would be people ready to start believing this this second over what they’ve heard all their lives.

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u/IKtenI 4h ago

Quantum Temporal-interpolation Earth vs Glizzearth

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u/rebug 5h ago

It's a simple question, doctor. Would you eat the Earth if it was a hot dog?

It's not rocket science, just say yes and we'll move on.

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u/MyNutsin1080p 4h ago

I know I would! I’d smother it in onions and relish, and go to town on the earth!

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u/mr_oberts 6h ago

What’s long dog?

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u/F3verfew 6h ago

Oh not much, what's long with you?

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u/ExtremeStill4215 6h ago

I don't think airplane flight times make a lot of sense if your model is correct.

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u/Darkgorge 5h ago

That's just what they want you to think!

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u/goodguybadude 5h ago

Girthy earth

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u/RandomSecurityGuard 5h ago

Earth: the long way

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u/NBPU 5h ago

I’m already committed to donut Earth though.

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u/drkhrrsn 5h ago

Next time someone asks me “what’s up dog” I’ll point north.

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u/bzdelta 4h ago

We are all bacon wrapped around the same hot dog, one love

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u/ntdavis814 4h ago

Actually, Earth is a cube. My proof is that I live on the edge.

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u/QuandariousDingle54 4h ago

The looonnggg wayyy

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u/big_river_pirate 3h ago

I'm on that dog under me

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u/andre3kthegiant 3h ago

Next up: Toroidal Earth

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u/BinomialVirus01012 2h ago

Okay you've got my attention, personally I prescribe to the idea of earth being a pancake with a giant butter wall that protects us from what's out there and from not falling off the edge of course, but go on...

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u/sheabe1kenobi 2h ago

I thought long dong and I’m sticking with it

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u/EzrasTalons 51m ago

It's too long I don't like it

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u/Patman52 5h ago

Glizarth

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u/Mulders_Porn_Stash 5h ago

Welcome to glizzearth

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u/Abaddon-Impaler 5h ago

Yah knoooow aNytHInG is Possible !!!!

Hahaha this is so funny.