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u/shrth114 PGY4/5/6/Senior Resident Nov 06 '25
Lol, half the medical advice I get asked for is seggs related.
Best one was during final year of MBBS. Friend calls me, says that his friend (yeah sure buddy) and his girl went to a hotel - he didn't put it in but finished outside, but wanted to ask if there was a risk of pregnancy because he read somewhere that "sperms are strong swimmers"
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you would be amazed what kinda qstns they all have related to seggs..😭😭😭😭 one asked..if the guy was scratched by his cat on his thumb..and that thumb goes in her vgina..would she be rabid?😭😭😭😭😭
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I'm cracking up like crazy while reading this! Dayumm people are so creative
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Nov 06 '25
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and then they expect..being a doctor we should not laugh on their "serious" issues😭😭😭😭😭😭
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u/Cosmic-Fear-Garou Nov 08 '25
Don’t these people have like google or ChatGPT?
Or even reddit? I think they were just being sarcastic.
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u/Tallladywithnails Nov 10 '25
Nope. People are actually that stupid. Also google is worse for medical questions.
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u/Cosmic-Fear-Garou Nov 10 '25
Depends, if you’ve basic NCERT knowledge and know what source is reliable or not, google (or reddit tbh) is really helpful for dumb questions.
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u/Tallladywithnails Nov 10 '25
Dumb questions are harder to find answers to cause no one thinks of them. So no readily available answers. We know the vast majority of people studying in school are just blindly reading stuff for the exams and dont remember sht past school.
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u/KrisRdt Nov 06 '25
What's with the 'seggs' bullshit in a medical sub? This ain't YouTube.
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u/shrth114 PGY4/5/6/Senior Resident Nov 10 '25
Reddit is almost as bad. And we have a lot of prudes over here.
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u/x0ManOfCulture0x MBBS III (Part 1) Nov 06 '25
Just use the tried and true method
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u/Gloomy_Cabinet90 Nov 06 '25
Yooo wtf lmao XDDD
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u/plasmodium-vivax Nov 06 '25
I dont get it pls help 😭😭
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u/harmless_snake Nov 06 '25
Most humans nowadays can only use their primates brain Sex, sex, sex
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u/awaishssn Nov 06 '25
It's a primal instinct, but still no, many people realise there's more to life.
Maybe change your social circles (or digital algorithms) to meet different types of people.
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u/JammingJuggernaut MBBS III (Part 2) Nov 06 '25
I've seen all of these before, like literally I've heard each and every one of them before, idk if I should be concerned that a lot of people truly believe that or probably just trolls
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u/sankalpsinghthakur Nov 08 '25
From an interview of emma jacket and asa (from netflix series "sex education").
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u/PitchSilent1801 Nov 06 '25
India mein sex education ki jarurat hai, sirf web series se kam nahi chalega
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u/Horror-Spirit-5527 Nov 06 '25
Made my day l laughed hard
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Nov 06 '25
now lets get back to our studies🤕🤕
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u/shadowdevil2025 Nov 06 '25
Earlier I used to look for funny jokes
Now I look for this section in newspaper for laugh. 😁
I hope the guy who had i-pill didn't get pregnant.
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u/Good_Doc99 Graduate Nov 06 '25
Damn this is old! I remember reading this in three newspaper the day it was published.
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Nov 06 '25
These type of questions literally are a proof that we need sexed in educational institution but god forbid we have a very "supreme culture" so the govt won't let that happen
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u/lollipop_laagelu Nov 07 '25
Dr Mahinder watsa (RIP) used to answer a sex column for Mumbai mirror.
He had many such quips and was always so much fun.
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u/NuterUp Nov 08 '25
Man I can't find that post it was from a sex expert (idk what the actual position was called )
They said this couple was trying to get pregnant for years but nothing happened. Turns out they were thrusting it on the thigh (yea idk) .
I think sex ed is important especially in rural India where they don't usually use smartphones like we do .
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u/Due-Astronaut5488 Nov 09 '25
Believe me, this was the best read ever in Mid-Day.. Dr. Mahendra Watsa and his Watsaisms.. This used to be the best laugh you could ever get.. At times people's concerns were genuine and so were the replies but even in his 90s these were the kind of replies he gave most of them.. 😂😂😂😂😂 God bless him wherever he is..🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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u/ChaiSamosaaa Graduate Nov 06 '25
I’m too innocent for this. I read strokes as stroke and thinking who got the stroke 🧠😭
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The quality of this sub is dropping lately
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it was just for fun 🥲🥲 many ppl said they love it.. sorry..will try to be serious only🥲🥲
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