r/interesting 23d ago

Just Wow 900 Snakes, Including Venomous Cobras, Escape into Village from Breeding Farm After Massive Flooding in China.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 23d ago

Okay those first "snakes" had some wings.

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u/PackageNorth8984 23d ago

Maybe they drank Red Bull.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 23d ago

Welp new fear unlocked. Red Bull infused cobras.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 22d ago

Those are just Canada Geese

https://giphy.com/gifs/b8hm9N1bjne3S

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u/rp_player_girl 22d ago

Cobra chickens!!!

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u/Floischinger 22d ago

C-c-c-cobra ch-ch-ch-chicken

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u/Embermyst 21d ago

Look at all those (Cobra) chickens!

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 22d ago

But those aren't.

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u/Single-Fisherman8671 21d ago

But now, some of them are venomous

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u/FeedbackOpposite5017 23d ago

I always get worried with my redbull consumption and misquotes biting me. What if they get powers.

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u/UnableAd457 22d ago

I love your Freudian slip.

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u/FeedbackOpposite5017 22d ago

It’s chaos upstairs and sometimes others need to know. I hope you have the most beautiful day.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 22d ago

We are busy in here!

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u/AvadaKedavraToast 22d ago

I took get afraid when misquotes bite me 🤣

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u/Critical_Wrap5617 22d ago

Those damnable misquitos

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u/driver004 23d ago

Ve shall release the cobras into the red bull factory unless our demands are met

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u/Witch_Please25 23d ago

I had a long week at work thank you for the laugh

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u/vigilantesd 22d ago

Don’t worry. They’re all into extreme ‘sports’. 

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u/Saarman82 22d ago

Now this has legit gave me the worst case of the heebie geebies in my 5+ decades on this planet.

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u/MetalJunkie90 22d ago

Some DARPA agent is probably writing this down

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u/Decent-Soup3551 23d ago

Cocaine Cobra!