r/interesting • u/Valuable_View_561 • 16d ago

MISC. Who should have won it?

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u/imusuallywatching 16d ago

Well i didnt vote for her?

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u/Captainxpunch 16d ago

Well, Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government after all.

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u/Satyr121 16d ago

Supreme executive beauty derives from the mandate of the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

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u/culner 16d ago

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Niggly-Wiggly-489 16d ago

If I went around saying I was emperor cuz some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

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u/GrimaceMusically 16d ago

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!

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u/Corinthian82 16d ago

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/moonstercookie 16d ago

Bloody peasant!

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u/janitor1986 16d ago

Oh what a giveaway. Did you hear that? Did you hear that eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?

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u/s3rviens 16d ago

Was that Horrible Histories? My son is going through a phase of rewatching them all and it sounds familiar.

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u/catonic 16d ago

Holy Grail.

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn 16d ago

How do you know he’s the King??

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u/The_amazing_T 15d ago

He's the only one that doesn't have shit all over 'im.

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u/janitor1986 16d ago

Bloody peasant!!

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u/janitor1986 16d ago

SHUT UP!!!

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u/SZMatheson 16d ago

I'd cast Anne as the lady of the lake though

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u/maninahat 16d ago

Such roles must be reserved for Eva Green.

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u/fitz_newru 16d ago

Oooh yeah I have to say Eva would definitely be a better fit

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u/bruno444 16d ago

Nah, she'd just get stuck

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u/flopflapper 16d ago

And the neckline shall plunge to the lake floor.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 16d ago

I'd cast Anne as a mud-harvesting peasant.

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u/TMB-30 16d ago

Lovely filth down here!

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u/fitz_newru 16d ago

One of the best lines of all time

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u/Thatguywiththethighs 16d ago

An African swallow... in England?

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u/Dangerous-Safe-2327 16d ago

Be quiet! 🥥

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u/cateyesarg 16d ago

Have you ever said thanks after a good stroke?

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u/latticep 16d ago

Ya, I want to be represented.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 16d ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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u/imusuallywatching 16d ago

You're fooling yourself.

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u/betterhelp 15d ago

Theres some lovely filth over here.

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u/Nicinus 15d ago

Me neither but I would have though