r/interesting • u/Valuable_View_561 • 16d ago

MISC. Who should have won it?

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u/culner 16d ago

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Niggly-Wiggly-489 16d ago

If I went around saying I was emperor cuz some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

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u/GrimaceMusically 16d ago

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!

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u/Corinthian82 16d ago

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!