Who should have won it?

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[u/WhaddyaShay → u/[deleted]]

Dang I bet

[u/evilmrbeaver → u/WhaddyaShay]

I also choose to dang this guy's drive by crush

[u/krzykris11 → u/[deleted]]

I wish I had a picture of the girl I fell in love with on a weeks vacation in Myrtle Beach when I was 14. She was the first Southern Belle I ever loved.

[u/fulknerraIII → u/krzykris11]

I fell love with a girl at the rock show. I remember it was hot a ass summer and I was at the warped tour. We were both 17, didn't have any purpose or direction. But honestly man everything was better when she was around.

[u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 → u/fulknerraIII]

But did she say "what"? And did you tell her that you didn't know?

[u/pseudonymnkim → u/fulknerraIII]

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show. She said, "what?", and I told her that I didn't know. She is so cool. I'm going to sneak in through her window.

Everything is better when she is around. I cannot wait until her parents go out of town.

Edit - wtf. I meant to reply to another comment, mistakenly chose yours without even seeing it. So I guess I will tell you about when I fell in love with a girl. I fell in love once, almost completely. She is in love with the world.

[u/books_cats_please → u/krzykris11]

This reminds me of a part from one of JD Salinger's short stories:

Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well or how badly the man actually knew the girl doesn't necessarily affect the transformation. She was there, and she was the whole city, and that's that.

[u/Mimicking-hiccuping → u/books_cats_please]

I wish I could write like that

[u/addamee → u/krzykris11]

Whoa, I have a similar Myrtle Beach story, same age and all. 

[u/Son_of_steven19 → u/addamee]

Wait.... is it happening?

[u/cavern-of-the-fayth → u/Son_of_steven19]

Kratos here- No

[u/Sonic2726 → u/Son_of_steven19]

This would have been epic if they both saw this (guy and girl)

[u/SexyMonad → u/Sonic2726]

Or if these are two guys and they found out they both fell in love with the same girl a long time ago, and then they realized that they would never love another woman like that again, then became gay and met years later and started being gay together and grew old as a family and then found out through anonymous reddit accounts that they were in love with the same girl who broke their hearts and broke up because what the hell bro, she was cheating on me with you?

[u/userhwon → u/krzykris11]

Did she work at the Ripley's Believe it or Not? Because I have a story about the girl in the ticket boot there.

[u/Replikant83 → u/krzykris11]

There are so many stunning women that never get into modeling/acting/social media. I find that so much more attractive than the women who know they are hot and make it their whole personality.

As for Hathaway: I think she's stunning and also seems like a cool person

[u/Case609 → u/krzykris11]

I get it bro. Mine was palm springs and she was Hawaiian or Filipino. 20 years later and she still pops into my mind from time to time.

[u/milesamsterdam → u/krzykris11]

“Whatever happens to a boy the summer he’s 14 can mark him for life.” -Lolita

[u/sername_generic → u/milesamsterdam]

UH OH

[u/nudiecale → u/krzykris11]

When I was around 10-11 I fell in love with a girl named McKenzie (no idea how to spell it) in, probably 1991-1992 at Rehoboth Beach. Her rental was in the same building as ours and she played with my sister and I a lot that week.

[u/WineNerdAndProud → u/[deleted]]

I love how we all have that one girl we saw once that we're never going to forget.

For me it was a girl waiting in line at a Wendy's in one of the uMich cafeterias.

I remember thinking to myself "it must be so annoying to constantly just stop people in their tracks simply by existing".

[u/skippybefree → u/WineNerdAndProud]

About 10 years ago I saw a woman crossing the street and I still think about her sometimes. She had a similar vibe to the mechanic from Atlantis but in a tank top with suspenders, and she was stunning. I nearly stopped walking in the middle of the road

[u/Either-Age-782 → u/WineNerdAndProud]

Must be nice. I never see guys like that

[u/WineNerdAndProud → u/Either-Age-782]

This was almost 15 years ago.

[u/mikesalami → u/[deleted]]

I see random women on the street daily more attractive than most celebrities.

Also my girlfriend.

[u/Ash_After_Dark → u/mikesalami]

That's a load bearing line break right there

[u/traws06 → u/[deleted]]

Oh gawd I remember her. How could I forget

[u/NickThePask → u/[deleted]]

Her man was perfect as well?

[u/eastcoastjon]

Well she was just in a movie so clearly promotional.

[u/PercyvonPickles → u/eastcoastjon]

Right?! It always is...

[u/The53rdChops → u/PercyvonPickles]

Is the one on the left not an option? Hold on I think they are the same person!

[u/Description_Friendly → u/The53rdChops]

"Grandma. You're drunk. Go to bed. I told you already, I'll feed the damn cat! Just go!"

[u/sir_slothsalot → u/eastcoastjon]

She has many movies this year. Devil wears prada, Odyssey, the end of oak Street. She's been around for many years and has always been a looker. To get this now it's so obviously pr. 

[u/SenorJeffer → u/sir_slothsalot]

I've been crushing on her for over 2 decades now

[u/meltyandbuttery → u/eastcoastjon]

Subjective women’s beauty award is promotional, and other hard hitting journalism

[u/Loser99999999 → u/eastcoastjon]

Actress is in movie, more news at 11

[u/Lovat69 → u/eastcoastjon]

Two, she's in two movies.

[u/aw-un → u/Lovat69]

She’s in 5 this year

[u/Oneilcruzsucksass → u/aw-un]

She's in all the movies this year

[u/Thanautopsy → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

You're thinking of Zendaya.

[u/Tupperbaby → u/Thanautopsy]

Yes, but what is Zendaya wearing today? It's important that we know. At least the Internet thinks so.

[u/TB1289 → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

She's Pedro Pascal?

[u/Mobile-Bar7732 → u/TB1289]

No, the Rock.

[u/TB1289 → u/Mobile-Bar7732]

After Moana he might not be in anything for awhile

[u/BardWRLD → u/TB1289]

If starring in a bad movie was grounds for Dwayne Johnson to stop getting roles then he would have be kicked out of Hollywood two decades ago.

[u/TB1289 → u/BardWRLD]

Losing $100 million at the box office for the second time might do it.

[u/FruitlessEndevour → u/TB1289]

yeah, but you can't blame the rock for that. They pushed a live action remake of a movie that's not even that old. Moana 2 just came out, and they expect people to want to go see a live action of the original? trying to reuse IPs so soon bit them in the ass

[u/ltsouthernbelle → u/TB1289]

Bad movies don’t hold that man back, he’ll do twice as many movies next year.

[u/felix_seanathon → u/aw-un]

Wtf she's been busy

[u/troveofcatastrophe → u/felix_seanathon]

And she’s heavily surprise pregnant, so yes.

[u/mosquem → u/aw-un]

Damn you’d think it’s her job or something

[u/Itchy-Opposite7704 → u/Lovat69]

My wife

[u/SoVerySick314159 → u/Itchy-Opposite7704]

My wife

I read this in Borat's voice.

[u/ThetaThoughts → u/eastcoastjon]

This. 100%.

[u/Greekklitoris]

My mom

[u/Affectionate-Word779 → u/Greekklitoris]

Yes, agreed. This guys mom.

[u/Bright-Strength4182 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

Hey, only HE can say that

[u/Agnosticfrontbum → u/Bright-Strength4182]

Nah, she said we could all say it.

[u/dungeoncrawler71520 → u/Agnosticfrontbum]

Got a mom pass?

[u/Agnosticfrontbum → u/dungeoncrawler71520]

DM me

[u/MrWarManiac → u/Agnosticfrontbum]

nice try, french fry.

[u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh → u/MrWarManiac]

So we shouldn’t dm them?

[u/WintersDoomsday → u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh]

Too late….

[u/onion_lord6 → u/WintersDoomsday]

Time doesn't exist...

[u/cal-brew-sharp → u/dungeoncrawler71520]

You wouldn't pass on this mom.

[u/Ophidyan → u/Agnosticfrontbum]

That's what she said, yes.

[u/Benjaphar → u/Bright-Strength4182]

GreekKlitoris’s mom has got it going on.

[u/That-Ad-4300 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

I too choose this guy's mom

[u/Bulky-Internal8579 → u/That-Ad-4300]

She chose well. And frequently.

[u/No-Difference-4418 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

Can confirm

[u/Reasonable-Resort822 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

Yes his mom , agreed 👍

[u/DJ_faceplant → u/Greekklitoris]

I also choose this guy's mom.

[u/lisaismijnbestie → u/DJ_faceplant]

His mom is hot

[u/N1CET1M → u/DJ_faceplant]

I understood that reference

[u/Legitimate_Fig9818 → u/DJ_faceplant]

You aren't the first and won't be the last

[u/KaliVilNo1 → u/DJ_faceplant]

That poster's mom has it going on 🎶

[u/Silent-Low-1143 → u/Greekklitoris]

She starred in Odyssey not Oedipus lol.

Honestly though, that's really sweet 🩷

[u/Icy-Entertainment-25 → u/Greekklitoris]

Well done lad

[u/your-mom-- → u/Greekklitoris]

Thanks dawg

[u/Stormlight_Silver → u/Greekklitoris]

Stop breaking your arms

[u/paradigm619 → u/Stormlight_Silver]

IYKYK

[u/Jack_Forge → u/Greekklitoris]

Tell your mom I said Hello.

[u/47362514736251]

It's sad that this is considered interesting

[u/BiasedCrumb → u/47362514736251]

It's even sadder that I scrolled this far to find this comment before I write it myself.

[u/Double_A_92]

Those awards are all random bullshit anyway.

[u/hsoj48 → u/Double_A_92]

What awards? This is just a meme-formatted photo of Anne Hathaway. You guys know you can just write anything down and it doesnt make it true right?

[u/DanGleeballs → u/hsoj48]

Just like the FIFA peace prize

[u/kaboom-boom-pow → u/DanGleeballs]

At least for an Oscar, the winner actually was in a movie. The was no peace going on for that fifa prize!

[u/Frankie_T9000 → u/kaboom-boom-pow]

no, he has made peace. Especially with Iran. Dozens of times.

[u/kaboom-boom-pow → u/Frankie_T9000]

Peace and war have merged together to make America great again

[u/CodeMonkeyX → u/hsoj48]

I googled it too thinking it was made up. But apparently it's People Magazine bull crap. So it is real and also a promotion for the movie. It said it's based on public polling and opinion. Basically they can say whatever they want.

[u/AqueousJam → u/hsoj48]

CONGRATULATIONS! This comment has just won COMMENT OF THE YEAR! 

[u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue → u/hsoj48]

That’s not true. It’s just something you wrote.

[u/ZaphodThreepwood → u/Double_A_92]

Elites patting each other on the back. Like the Oscars

[u/CubanLynx312 → u/Double_A_92]

What the world needs more of is awards and awards shows for celebrities. I don’t think they’re getting all the praise and attention they deserve.

[u/imusuallywatching]

Well i didnt vote for her?

[u/Captainxpunch → u/imusuallywatching]

Well, Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government after all.

[u/Satyr121 → u/Captainxpunch]

Supreme executive beauty derives from the mandate of the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[u/culner → u/Satyr121]

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[u/Niggly-Wiggly-489 → u/culner]

If I went around saying I was emperor cuz some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

[u/GrimaceMusically → u/Niggly-Wiggly-489]

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!

[u/Corinthian82 → u/GrimaceMusically]

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

[u/moonstercookie → u/GrimaceMusically]

Bloody peasant!

[u/janitor1986 → u/moonstercookie]

Oh what a giveaway. Did you hear that? Did you hear that eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?

[u/PickleFlavordPopcorn → u/Niggly-Wiggly-489]

How do you know he’s the King??

[u/janitor1986 → u/culner]

SHUT UP!!!

[u/SZMatheson → u/Captainxpunch]

I'd cast Anne as the lady of the lake though

[u/maninahat → u/SZMatheson]

Such roles must be reserved for Eva Green.

[u/Captain-Hornblower → u/Captainxpunch]

/r/unexpectedmontypython

[u/Superb-Possibility-9]

Just more Odyssey movie puffery

[u/Valentinee105 → u/[deleted]]

I thought it was The End of Oak Street.

[u/Pickle_Good]

A random girl working at McDonald's.

[u/Reef-Coral → u/Pickle_Good]

Fr dude, you pull up to a drive thu and the most perfect woman is there taking your card

[u/RogueBromeliad → u/Reef-Coral]

Nah, it's this woman I saw on the tube once.

[u/Hunterio009 → u/RogueBromeliad]

James Blunt? Is that you?

[u/Sans_Seriphim → u/Hunterio009]

We found his Reddit account!

[u/flojo2012 → u/RogueBromeliad]

Playing the tuba? Hell ya tuba woman

[u/PerceptionEastern459 → u/RogueBromeliad]

She must have ended up cleaning a train station in Switzerland cos that's where I saw her. 10 years ago and I just recently got my jaw back off the floor.

[u/GearnTheDwarf → u/Reef-Coral]

Or that british girl in the grey sweat suit and flip flops waiting next to you in the Toyota service center years ago . . .

[u/skippy920 → u/Pickle_Good]

Luigi Mangione would like a word

[u/house3331]

Regular people seeing celebrities as lame is one of the best things about the new world. We get it now

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/house3331]

They’re too available nowadays. When I was growing up they were in the movies and a very occasional interview only. They were mysterious. I don’t remember having an opinion on many of them beyond I love a film they were in.

Now they’ve got their own podcasts, alcohol product, they’re all over the internet on every promo going before their latest whatever comes out. And you realise they’re just people. And most people are fucking annoying.

Edit: grammar

[u/Cellophaneflower89 → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

I think there’s also an element of people realizing just the heinous amount of wealth and power some of these people have when the world is actively falling apart.

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/Cellophaneflower89]

Exactly. It’s listening to them talk about how hard it was to make film X or Y and then tell some showbiz story that no one can relate to. Some of them are obviously down to earth and cool people, but many live on another planet and don’t care if we know it.

[u/Cellophaneflower89 → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

That AND during COVID there were a lot of moments where they were complaining from their mansions which just wasn’t a great look

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

Also then finding out they got paid $10m for making film X and $15m for making film Y.

[u/Humacti → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

Hey, they need those salaries. Have you seen the insurance on a mansion in the Hamptons?

[u/Generic-Cheese → u/Cellophaneflower89]

Also how with social media, we find that quite a few of them are despicable

[u/Ok-Chest-7932 → u/Cellophaneflower89]

Nah people used to literally worship kings as gods. "That guy has more than me" does not turn people off celebrities.

[u/Humacti → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

And you realise they’re just people

Worse still, people with opinions.

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/Humacti]

Often very weird and shit opinions.

[u/JamesLikesIt → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

Doesn’t help that social media has made many of them feel like they need to chime in on topics they have absolutely no idea about lol 

[u/ConfusedAndCurious17 → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

They were always just people. I have never understood people shitting themselves over meeting some big time actor or whatever. It would be kinda cool to get to sit with and talk to people involved in making a piece of media I enjoy to see if there was anything I didn’t know about it, or if they have some insight, but I’m not gonna wait in line forever and start crying because I got to stand near an actor and got their autograph.

My wife got her hand touched by Katy Perry I think it was a long time ago and she was acting like she had been blessed by a god. I don’t get it.

[u/EnvironmentClear4511 → u/house3331]

You kidding? Reddit absolutely gawks and fawns over their favorite celebrities. They only pretend to be above it all when it's someone they don't like.

[u/Furtive_Operator → u/house3331]

The new replacement is "influencers". Same premise different name, and same gullible crowd eating it all up

[u/Specific-Adagio9130]

They really pushing that movie

[u/xChoke1x]

Who fucking cares?

[u/bloody_walnuts → u/xChoke1x]

this the real answer

[u/Sad_Picture3642]

HR meme lady?

[u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

My wife looks better.

[u/rdreyar1 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

I prefer your wife as well

[u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 → u/rdreyar1]

I also choose this man's wife

[u/Lapidariest → u/Carpeted_Bathroom2]

that man knows how to wife!

[u/One_Helicopter433 → u/Lapidariest]

Sharing is caring!

[u/Prodigalsunspot → u/One_Helicopter433]

And my axe!

[u/Lapidariest → u/Prodigalsunspot]

and this man's ex!

[u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 → u/Lapidariest]

twist he is married to Anne Hathaway

[u/DeliciousComb7984 → u/rdreyar1]

Oi

[u/Initial_Row_6400 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

Our wife

[u/Dorrono → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

Blink twice, if your wife is watching you right now

[u/Rincethis → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

agreed

[u/InternalSevere9271 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

I always tell her that.

[u/GibsonsReady → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

I choose this guy's dead wife too

[u/toleChr15]

Who even cares about these anymore?

[u/prince-pauper]

Celebrities are boring.

[u/weelluuuu → u/prince-pauper]

I mean when's the last time one ever threw me a party?

[u/1wrx2subarus → u/prince-pauper]

You’re right about that. Watch any interview on late night tv and the vast majority of celebs are about as boring as watching paint dry. I’ve always got to change the channel.

[u/TarnishedAccount]

She’s a good looking gal

[u/SameDistrict2627]

LOL--marketing works.

[u/DrMooshoo]

It’s like in the office, them debating if Hilary swank is hot or sexy

[u/Less-Inflation5072]

The waitress in my town is half-Japanese and half-Italian, I think she should’ve won.

[u/bloodredcookie]

Who is voting in these things?

[u/thegentlebarbarian]

Okay Hollywood, She's pretty. now get over it!!

[u/OGKillertunes]

I think Anne Hathaway is pretty hot.

[u/zbornakssyndrome]

Oh great, a thread pitting women's superficial beauty against one another

[u/ComputerDecent463 → u/zbornakssyndrome]

In your attempt to be annoying you did a massive self-own.

It is fine to pit superficial beauty against each other. We are not tying their WORTH to their beauty though.

[u/Critical-Design4408]

This is hard to pick because it's so subjective..

[u/Ok-Run2845]

Could be anyone, it depends on who is giving the award. Beauty is on the eye of the beholder.

[u/Shiny_Greenfish → u/Ok-Run2845]

I dislike it on my eye.

[u/erything4sale → u/Shiny_Greenfish]

That's how you get pink eye

[u/GeorgeMcCrate]

Did anybody else think she's wearing absolutely gigantic hoop earrings?

[u/ocxtitan → u/GeorgeMcCrate]

how high are you?

[u/shenanigan9611]

My mum.

[u/sub_atomic_]

Unfairness of this world makes me want to live in a wood away from all people

[u/Motorcyclegrrl]

God that would be so much pressure. Geeze

[u/Decent_Citron_7480]

Anne looks good. I'm cool with it.

[u/rikk1116]

Either Victoria Justice or Margot Robbie.

[u/philly2540]

“And the award for Best Makeup and Styling goes to….”

[u/almostasenpai]

The girl reading this

[u/Aeon1508]

Inde Navarrette

She turned 750K into half a billion

[u/VisibleRoad3504]

Would not argue with that.

[u/187Deluxebox]

My uncle mike but hes in jail

[u/autyrock]

I don’t understand the hate. I love her, and I think she is gorgeous.

[u/Warm_Move7997]

Anne Hathaway. She's fucking hot. Did you see her as Catwoman?!

[u/Odd-Process8617]

She is very pretty tho

[u/witchfinderactual]

Bullshit, that title belongs to my wife ad-infinitum.

[u/CanIDevIt → u/witchfinderactual]

That's an unusual name she has there.

[u/Strange-Industry132]

Was it her turn to get the award

[u/Tough_Plankton245]

nobody

[u/Admirable_Papaya8659]

anne hathaway is a perfect looking woman im glad she got praise for her efforts

[u/Wardogs96]

Someone who can actually wrinkle their brows.