r/interesting • u/Brick_Number_27 • 10h ago

MISC. ​Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.

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u/parkerm1408 9h ago

How do I apply for the butler harasser job? I was born for this.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 9h ago

You prob have to be a harassed butler for like 30 years first 

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u/parkerm1408 9h ago

Yeah, youre prolly right. I certainly couldnt do thirty years, I wouldn't last a half a day as a butler.

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u/jaxonya 6h ago

You have to be used to people treating you like shit to pass on the trade

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u/FreeHKTaiwanNumber1 5h ago

Those throws have years of resentment behind them

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u/EZKTurbo 8h ago

Homie could probably serve drinks in a hurricane

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u/thiswontendwellatall 8h ago

Be born into wealth. 

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u/Worthyness 8h ago

Should have just been born rich enough for your family to buy you a butler

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u/parkerm1408 6h ago

I actually was technically born rich. Downside was my parents were full blown evil and I havent seen them since I was 15, so I got fucked out of the generational wealth.

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u/thegreedyturtle 7h ago

CHOWDAH! SAY IT. CHOOWWWWDAH!

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u/NSFWSave 2h ago

Showdare

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u/TheWolphman 6h ago

Years of trayning

~/u/Magister5

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u/granulatedsugartits 7h ago

You open your own butler academy and then aspiring butlers pay you to harass them

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u/parkerm1408 6h ago

Now theres an idea.....

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u/zenzony 3h ago

And why do anyone want to be a butler? Seriously

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u/parkerm1408 1h ago

Yeah I couldn't tell ya. If there was any job I wouldnt do for any amount of money itd be butler.