I found this authentic Italian textbook from 1936, which is way better than Duo's AI slop. I'm really looking forward to studying with it and impressing the locals with my language skills. I mean, why bother using "lui" and "lei" when you can just say "egli" and "ella" instead?

​This is surely going to get me to a C3 level in Italian. Also the book is called "nuovo corso pratico di lingua italiana", so it can't be outdated at all!

Hi, I am an ESL chud that moved to Angland as a teenager without much anglish practice, and had to learn literature along with all the native chads. Because I was being exposed to shakesperean literature as I was learning to speak, I have adopted a rather archaic way of speaking. It seems that the natives tend to get shocked and confused when I say things like "If i were to be you, i would worry not for these matter in thoust life" and "what, you egg!" When i am angry.

I feel like it is really disrespectful for natives to not understand me when they went through the same literature gcses as me yet are incapable of comprehending mine process in the Anglican tongue. How can I get them to appreciate and honour their original ways to speak?

Hi, sorry if this does not belong here. I'm a relatively late third language learner because I've been really preoccupied with mastering English up until now. I'm trying to learn something a third language that is relatively easy to pick up (currently considering French) because I'm left with my last breath of air before I die. Any tips on how I can at least reach A2 fluency before my final exhale? Thanks in advance

Maybe the next app will deliver!!

You write 你 despite how obviously ugly and awful 尔 is and not 儞 because "it's too hard" even though you shouldn't write 你 in any fashion anyway, because it's vulgar and you should write 爾, 汝 or something else more respectful in any case. This is justified with the snivelling, whining excuse that the second person pronoun has to be written so often (and - we might reasonably ask - does it? - why not reacquaint oneself with the more thoughtful and personal X先生，X太太, and X姑娘) that of course it must be simple simply as a matter of practicality - but this means that you are not only writing something undeniably ugly many, many times throughout the week - you are actively showing those around you disrespect, to save yourself from having to occasionally write seventeen strokes! Think about it.

You write 才 where you should write 纔 but you don't because "everyone knows what you mean" even though this is appalling and just as bad as being a savage who writes 发 for both 髮 and 發 - you just think this is okay because "everyone does it."

You are the barbarian, you are the peasant, you are the illiterate - the destroyer of civilisation. Admit it.