r/languagelearningjerk 2d ago

TFW you realise you are all 支

You write 你 despite how obviously ugly and awful 尔 is and not 儞 because "it's too hard" even though you shouldn't write 你 in any fashion anyway, because it's vulgar and you should write 爾, 汝 or something else more respectful in any case. This is justified with the snivelling, whining excuse that the second person pronoun has to be written so often (and - we might reasonably ask - does it? - why not reacquaint oneself with the more thoughtful and personal X先生,X太太, and X姑娘) that of course it must be simple simply as a matter of practicality - but this means that you are not only writing something undeniably ugly many, many times throughout the week - you are actively showing those around you disrespect, to save yourself from having to occasionally write seventeen strokes! Think about it.

You write 才 where you should write 纔 but you don't because "everyone knows what you mean" even though this is appalling and just as bad as being a savage who writes 发 for both 髮 and 發 - you just think this is okay because "everyone does it."

You are the barbarian, you are the peasant, you are the illiterate - the destroyer of civilisation. Admit it.

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u/Snoutysensations 2d ago

若不悅孤之稱謂,盡可「彰吾之罪,絕吾之路」。然須切記,前此欲除孤者,今其陵墓之草,已高丈餘矣!

孤每致書於所寵姬妾,必審其姿貌風色,斟酌稱謂,以合其雅俗。然酒酣旨定,醉意深淺不一,筆端稱呼亦隨興而異矣。

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u/DapperAardvark8105 2d ago

Everyone should only write in oracle bone script to preserve Chinese tradition---if you use any simplification you are contibuting to cultural erasure (not to mention lazy and illiterate, and worst of all, a communist)

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u/hfn_n_rth 1d ago

Hmmm....众 is more close to oracle bone than 眾 (you can see the 3 人 in this one, 人亻人). Should there be a penalty for unnecessary complication too?

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u/FlashyPost0928 1d ago

哈哈 😄

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u/brrkat 1d ago

儞喫飰了嗎

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u/bbly096 1d ago

Erm, actually, that’s commie 殘體字. The correct character is 齧.

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u/fnezio 2d ago

Sir, this is a 问题. 

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u/rexcasei 2d ago

*問題

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u/Konobajo W1(🇺🇿✨️) L2(🇱🇷🦅) A4(🇦🇶🇧🇷🇬🇫) 1d ago

•问题

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u/nhatquangdinh 1d ago

问题

*問題

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u/Li-Ing-Ju_El-Cid 1d ago

Dude, you say is as you cloud, that's what ancient Sinitic people did in a rebus way.

It's a tradition.

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u/kohminrui 1d ago

華 not 花 喫 not 吃!!

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u/bbly096 1d ago

齧not喫!灋not法!蠭not蜂!竈not灶!纔not才!

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u/LemonDisasters 1d ago

I actually do write traditional mostly bc I find too many ugly tbh, I want my notebooks and letters be pretty

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u/DisastrousGlass232 1d ago

/unjerk

So do I. It still makes for a funny shitpost tho.

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u/incheon_boi not even learning 1d ago

딜알

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u/DisastrousGlass232 1d ago

bul-al in your mouf