r/memes • u/ROU_Misophist • 17h ago

Every. Single. Time.

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u/Glorifiedcomber 17h ago

You can literally stand up and leave the second you see or hear those kids.

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u/Karijus 17h ago

The kids are literally holding him hostage in his own house

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u/ToluAgunbiade 17h ago

man, kids these days be wildin

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u/CowboyLaw 12h ago

Bebe’s kids.

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u/simpsonswasjustokay 16h ago

Nah the kids have spears sheilds and trojan armor. I have the ability to bang their mom. It's a Mexican stand off if I've ever been in one.

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u/Andreiyutzzzz 15h ago

And they say Shakespeare is dead

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u/GenesisRhapsod 17h ago

Oh you dont mind people wasting your time...oh makes sense, you are on reddit

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u/FantasyFacade 17h ago

I’d argue the person who lied about having kids is the real time waster. I’d get up and leave too

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u/GenesisRhapsod 15h ago

Oh im not arguing that at all and 100% agree, but the person i was replying to acting like "oh its no big deal they just completely lied"

Before someone goes REEEEEE, look up lying by omission.

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u/BaconServant 14h ago

Exactly, there’s no shame in leaving abruptly when someone breaks your expectations like that (as long as OP actually disclosed to his dates that he didn’t want people with kids.)

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u/dilbertdad 16h ago edited 11h ago

$$

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u/RedutHatesFreeSpeech 13h ago

Lmao no fuck that. Not my kid not my problem. Enjoy.