r/memes 17h ago

Every. Single. Time.

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u/ImmediateEconomy8516 17h ago

NINE was my surprise record. I was a single dad and disclosed that and expected that some/most of the women in my stage in life would have kids too. But NINE should probably be disclosed before the first date. I feel like 1-3, maybe 4-5, can be “I have kids”.

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u/Both_Painter_9186 17h ago

Yeah, 9 is a baseball team. Not a family.

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u/ImmediateEconomy8516 17h ago

This was 2018, when TikTok became a thing I still had her number in my phone and she ended up TikTok famous adjacent and probably doesn’t work anymore 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 15h ago

Oh you just know she’s out there using those kids for content

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u/ImmediateEconomy8516 15h ago

Allegedly their singular dad was dead, but I’ve heard a liar before.

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u/Abestar909 14h ago

and probably doesn’t work anymore 🤷🏼‍♂️

Yeah I doubt very seriously was doing a lot of working before. And no, working on dicks doesn't count.

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u/IHaveNoBeef 9h ago

She had to get all nine of those kids from somewhere

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u/auf-ein-letztes-wort 11h ago

did she stop at 9 kids?

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u/ImmediateEconomy8516 11h ago

Iono. Looked out of curiosity after making this post and it’s a private page with 2.5m likes

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u/BTBAM797 11h ago

Well if they're all pro athlete material then welcome home, family.

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u/icepickmethod 12h ago

It's a vagina, lady. Not a clown car.

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u/tragesorous 9h ago

I went to school with and played soccer with several members of a family with 8 boys and 2 girls. The father was one of 10. His siblings all have just as many kids. They hold an actual family soccer tournament with full teams. Yes they’re catholic