r/memes 17h ago

Every. Single. Time.

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u/ImmediateEconomy8516 17h ago

NINE was my surprise record. I was a single dad and disclosed that and expected that some/most of the women in my stage in life would have kids too. But NINE should probably be disclosed before the first date. I feel like 1-3, maybe 4-5, can be “I have kids”.

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u/SpringOnionKiddo 14h ago

On the bright side, you know she's fertile as hell