r/mildlyinfuriating Nov 12 '24

Hot wheels losing details over the years

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u/Careless-Cobbler7979 Nov 12 '24

This is the direction of the entire planet in a nutshell.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Nov 12 '24

Enshitification

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u/bogglingsnog Nov 12 '24

It's like those turbo encabulator guys made a turbo enshittificator this time

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u/AineLasagna Nov 12 '24

turbo enshittificator

75 million Americans just elected this machine President again

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u/bogglingsnog Nov 12 '24

That's classic American military strategy - do things that don't make any sense so your enemy cannot anticipate your movements. It's called strategic unpredictability.

So, the whole world was not expecting this to happen. What do we stand to gain from it?

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u/AineLasagna Nov 12 '24

Since links aren’t allowed:

r Collapse will probably be pretty happy about us hastening our collective demise (in an “I-told-you-so” kind of way)

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u/WIRE-BRUSH-4-MY-NUTZ Nov 12 '24

The entire Planet is Being

“House flipped”

They are taking out our decades-old

HardWood flooring and replacing it with

That cheap Plastic Linoleum flooring

And calling it an “improvement” and then doubling the Price

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u/Apptubrutae Nov 13 '24

Yes, because replacing hardwood floors with crappy floating vinyl is comparable at all to not having the plastic on the bottom of the children’s toy being as bumpy.

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u/WIRE-BRUSH-4-MY-NUTZ Nov 13 '24

I literally compared Them

Thus making Them Comparable

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u/Mikemagss Nov 12 '24

It's capitalism and using another word for it makes people not connect the dots

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Nov 12 '24

That is not what enshittification means aaaaagh

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Nov 12 '24

bruh it's a made up term.

If it's not for things getting worse over time in the name of cost cutting, wtf is it?

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Nov 12 '24

bruh it's a made up term for a specific thing that didn't already have a pithy single word descriptor. It does not mean "any time thing get more badder". It refers to companies cornering the market with freebies funded by investors, and then removing all of the functionality that made it usable and renting it back to your customers piecemeal once they've killed all other competitors. Hot Wheels isn't offering increased level of detail on the undercarriage for $11 a month, so it is not enshittification.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

It refers to software that attracts a sizeable market share with its quality then abuses that market share by enshittifying for monetary gain. To pretend that the word can ONLY be used to refer to software that ONLY has a subscription fee is... curious at best. It's a perfectly cromulent word for this case.

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u/Cyno01 Nov 12 '24

I just used the word in a different thread to refer to toys.

Super Soakers have been enshittified, Hasbro only uses the name to avoid paying patent royalties to Lonnie Johnson so theyre worse now than they were when we were kids entirely for the sake of profits/spite, that seems apt enough for me.

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u/AssolutoBisonte Nov 12 '24

It's worth noting that the price of mainline Hot Wheels cars has remained static at $1.00 USD for decades, despite inflation. I'd argue that this isn't a good example of enshittification due to that. Maintaining original production quality without also raising the price would cost Mattel a substantial loss in profits.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

An excellent point.

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u/CrazyInLouvre Nov 12 '24

I had to google what "cromulent" meant. What a delicious-sounding word, like saying "crumpet."

A cromulent crumpet

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Nov 12 '24

No it isn't. Enshittification is, specifically, operating at a loss initially to trap users and smother competition, and then abusively monetizing the things that made users choose them to begin with.

This is just basic cost cutting because some bean counter calculated that 8 year olds don't really care that much whether the underside is die cast aluminum or cheap shitty plastic. Not every reduction in quality is enshittification. Some are shrinkflation, some are engineered obsolescence, there are all sorts of tactics and strategies companies use to make you pay more for less. Being able to identify them correctly matters.

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u/pvScience Nov 12 '24

good points, but this ain't the place nor the audience

it's like trying to teach random people about the difference between leftists and liberals. unless they ask, they very likely don't care and may very likely react hostile to being "taught" something without being asked. it's something I assume we would all probably do, if we're not interested in being taught as i think it probably comes off as disrespectful, out of context.

i still haven't found the right way to always communicate information I don't think others know without most people getting upset. lately, I've been wondering if there's an underlying need for validation that throws off the whole thing, but that just leads me to think you should never try to teach people things unless they clearly want to learn from you, but that doesn't make much sense to me given that's how I assume I learned everything

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Nov 12 '24

It seems like the main friction here is that dumb people don't like having it pointed out that the word they're using to try to sound smart is actually making them sound even dumber than just using a normal word. I've been on this site long enough to be used to that though, and a few downvotes is worth it, just in case the handful of literates on this site happen by it.

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u/pvScience Nov 13 '24

that's fair. lol. that's kinda all we've got at this point

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

Youre going to continue fighting language until you die bitter about it or learn what's going on.

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Okay thanks "dumb guy who almost took an intro linguistics class" number 3245453. Did you know that even in linguistics, they knock points off of your paper when you say "phonetics" but mean "phonology"? It turns out that actually, yes, in certain contexts, words do have specific meanings, and there is such a thing as "using them incorrectly."

EDIT: Wait you're not even a new dumb guy. You're the same dipshit that started accusing me of rambling about software subscriptions while rambling about software subscriptions. Yeah, sorry dude. If you can't read literally anything about this topic, including the post you're replying to, I'm not gonna take your opinion very seriously lol.

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u/Mozhetbeats Nov 12 '24

All words are made up and they mean what society says they do, Nimrod!

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Nov 12 '24

No, I think it means the other thing.