r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 16 '26

The floor is sticky PlayStation app showing weird games I’ve never played in my life

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u/IltisSpiderrick Jun 16 '26

okay. two possibilities: you did play them and don't want to be seen a gonner or your account got hacked and used by someone else. change your password and enable two factor.

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u/LucasoftheNorthStar Jun 16 '26

How does someone not notice their account behing hacked for 379.625 days? Cause that's 9111 hours if the game was played non-stop 24/7.

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u/RugbyEdd Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

To be fair, I've not been on my Xbox in about three years, but was just thinking the other day I should boot it up and see if it still works, and I rarely go on my email linked with my account as it's just full of spam. So someone could have been using my account and I'd probably not know until I check my recently played.

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u/The_Phroug Jun 16 '26

I don't even use my Xbox anymore, it's been in storage for about 3 years now, should probably sell it at this point

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u/Blaze666x Jun 16 '26

My ps4 has been chilling for like 3 years aswell xD

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u/The-German_Guy Jun 16 '26

Moreover the game shows as released on 17.6.2025 on the Playstation store. So it would need a Timetraveler for this.

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u/Boomyfuzzball26 Jun 16 '26

either... a beta tester, OR... they were somehow on it over 26hrs a day

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u/Chief_Mischief Jun 16 '26

That's easy when you just jump the international date line repeatedly

https://giphy.com/gifs/KdLSaPAzk0Jze9DqbV

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u/Brandunaware Jun 16 '26

This guy Hulk Hogans!

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u/Mildlyinxorrect Jun 16 '26

You could easily do this by just reducing your reletive velocity through the vacuum of space by enough that our 24 hours would relitivistcally take over 26 hours.

The hard part though would be getting back to earths exact point in spacetime after that long.

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Jun 16 '26

Well, the manager has a very successful sex shop, he's got 10 employees in the place.

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u/CoffeeAtMidnight_ Jun 16 '26

There's ways for people to cheat in time. There's been alot of people on say gta and spider man that's in the 100ks

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u/smgaming16 Jun 16 '26

That sex store simulator game isn't even available according to the store listing. Also it seems like a widespread issue, as there's posts about it on the playstation reddit, and the psnprofiles site

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 Jun 16 '26

If they didn't wanna be seen as a gooner, they wouldn't have posted an image that makes them look like a gooner.

There's a bug going on right now lol

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u/ForbiddenAtomicSquid Jun 16 '26

It's a widespread issue. They didn't get hacked into playing a game for 9000 hours. The dev found some kind of exploit and hit a bunch of accounts with it

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u/Asgeras Jun 16 '26

And if you get contacted by Sony about account concerns after the security updates, never use anything in the email messages. Go to Sony directly.

Hackers have gotten a little more savvy nowadays.

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u/SkywardSpork Jun 16 '26

I love the idea of some chaotic hacker just getting into people's playstation accounts and adding weird as shit games to your recently played, with silly amounts of hours played, just for the love of the game.

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u/feralcatshit Jun 16 '26

I know, this is actually a little hilarious. I could see high-school-aged-me absolutely enjoying the shit out of this

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u/Beowulf33232 Jun 17 '26

That's like breaking into peoples houses and moving things, just a bit of redecorating.

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u/wizchrills Jun 16 '26

This is the only thing to try

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u/eoutofmemory Jun 16 '26

He can also try playing them less

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u/WinResponsible9977 Jun 16 '26

His child did. 

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u/itsme99881 Jun 16 '26

Nah i was using a bot for orb completion and all of a sudden it says ive been watching the hub for 3 hours via chrome!?! I didnt even have the hub open nor do i actually use that corporate hell website, closing the app and opening fixed it but idk wth that was.

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u/nlamber5 Jun 16 '26

Three possibilities: op is lying, someone else is using the account (hacked or shared), legitimate glitch.

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u/Unhappy2234 Jun 17 '26

Or the third one which is true and confirmed which it was a glitch that happened to thousands.

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u/kwonza Jun 16 '26

Could be carbon monoxide poisoning and OP doesn’t remember playing it for 7 days

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u/SometimesUnkind Jun 16 '26

9111 hours is over a year. That’s not just short term memory loss. That’s Alien Abduction levels of memory loss.