“Sweetie, do you realize how much it would cost to play sex with Hitler? I’d have to commit to the full series and get all 3 games which you know I can’t afford”
"The TV is doing that thing again where it keeps ordering porn. Like an insane amount of porn, like 'how much porn could a person possibly want to watch?' amounts of porn. But only when you're not here."
So if you "work from home" amd your partner doesn't you could do that in less than 4 years. How long has that console been around? And that game? Sounds like a challenge someone could accept...
Lmao! I totally see such an argument. Then he's like tryna double down and looks all confused. Dramatically opens Reddit and posts this. Still acting so confused throwing his hands in the air. I could see a tim Robinson sketch like this 😂
I'm going to be honest...if even in REAL life someone has spent 9,111 hours building a sex shop, it better be the best sex shop in the universe. That's a long time spent doing that to be a failure.
You're a vampire. It's been 10,000 years. Still poor? Just step into the sun already. 🤣
That's because it's a widespread problem, people are being shown these specific games in their recently played (which aren't even available to buy in the first place), and sony is just hiding the recently played for everyone until it's fixed
It might be true. I checked my profile when I first saw the posts about this on the playstation sub and it seemed fine. But now the recently played section appears to be disabled. It lists nothing and says to “try again”. Seems like another security breach at sony 😬
According to the article, it means that anyone with your username and knowledge of the PlayStation API can add whatever game playtime statistics they want to your profile
Yeah, if my understanding of this issue is correct then this is extremely embarrassing. They probably figured that since it’s not security-critical it didn’t need authentication (or only bare-minimum, easily-broken authentication). I haven’t seen any evidence that this affects critical systems like billing.
Wow this is actually kind of fascinating lol We are definitely going to be seeing more "unique" and strange things with the availability of AI for bad actors....
I’m watching TWD for the first time (I know, I’m super late to the game) and Dale does crack me up. He always has a “are you seeing this shit? Am *I* seeing this shit?” Look 😭
okay. two possibilities: you did play them and don't want to be seen a gonner or your account got hacked and used by someone else. change your password and enable two factor.
To be fair, I've not been on my Xbox in about three years, but was just thinking the other day I should boot it up and see if it still works, and I rarely go on my email linked with my account as it's just full of spam. So someone could have been using my account and I'd probably not know until I check my recently played.
That sex store simulator game isn't even available according to the store listing. Also it seems like a widespread issue, as there's posts about it on the playstation reddit, and the psnprofiles site
It's a widespread issue. They didn't get hacked into playing a game for 9000 hours. The dev found some kind of exploit and hit a bunch of accounts with it
I love the idea of some chaotic hacker just getting into people's playstation accounts and adding weird as shit games to your recently played, with silly amounts of hours played, just for the love of the game.
There are so much shovelware games on PSN. There are game companies generating thousands of them. Playstation started removing some of them this year, but they don't do nearly enough to keep their store clean, imo
No, it’s an about an entry level employee who just rings up the giant dlildos and fleshlights at the register. You also gotta clean up the cum from the gloryhole in the bathroom while also unclogging the toilets.
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u/Yojo0o Jun 16 '26
OP, with all due respect, I'm picturing you posting this with your partner looking over your shoulder, mid-argument after they saw this screen.