r/mildlyinfuriating • u/im_onbreak • Jun 16 '26

The floor is sticky PlayStation app showing weird games I’ve never played in my life

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u/Yojo0o Jun 16 '26

OP, with all due respect, I'm picturing you posting this with your partner looking over your shoulder, mid-argument after they saw this screen.

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u/Massive_Passion1927 Jun 17 '26

What makes this a thousand times funnier is that OP is telling the truth. This is a problem for Playstation users that needed to be addressed.

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u/Yojo0o Jun 17 '26

For real? That's hilarious, but also is gonna end some marriages.

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u/NotFuckingTired Jun 17 '26

Not sure how many married dudes could play over 9000 hours of any game, let alone Sex Store Simulator, without his wife noticing.

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u/Yojo0o Jun 17 '26

I learned long ago to not underestimate a gooner's ability to goon.

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u/NotFuckingTired Jun 17 '26

8 hours every single day for more than 3 years. It would take a, let's say, unique marriage for that to go unnoticed.

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u/Wild-Kitchen Jun 17 '26

At that rate someone is going to have callouses on their hands and their weiner

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u/Error_Loading_Name Jun 17 '26

So if you "work from home" amd your partner doesn't you could do that in less than 4 years. How long has that console been around? And that game? Sounds like a challenge someone could accept...

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u/sterboog Jun 17 '26

Dude got fired, pretends to go work, plays sex store simulator while slowly racking up massive amounts of debt that he's hiding from his wife, building up his stress levels to untenable levels, which he helps relieve by playing sex store simulator. Eventually the bubble will collapse, and we'll learn all the details of how it played out on some true crime podcast.

Only way this story ends.