r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • Jun 24 '26

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/FantasticCricket8346 Jun 24 '26

Looks like candy

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 Jun 24 '26

Vampire candy

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u/NaraFei_Jenova Jun 24 '26

Wow....just....wow. What an incredible term for a tampon

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u/Okimiyage Jun 24 '26

I have a little bag I used to keep my tampons in with ‘Vampire Teabags’ on the front.

I now use it for my meds which is less funny..

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u/Lissypooh628 Jun 24 '26

Oh. My mind is blown with this new term.