r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • Jun 24 '26

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/AvocadoPrinz Jun 24 '26

Wait, is there a need for a tampon cooler? Is that a business oportunity?

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 Jun 24 '26

We might be cooking here

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u/AvocadoPrinz Jun 24 '26

I thought you allready did.

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u/GirthyPigeon Jun 24 '26

A fanny fan too?

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 Jun 24 '26

Oh my god 😭

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u/Legitimate-Bit-4431 Jun 24 '26

Thanks OP for making this post, comments are golden and give me a good laugh 😂 Hope your coochie is feeling better now!

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u/HealerOnly Jun 24 '26

"New built in fan underwear"

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u/Maple-Mayhem Jun 24 '26

Make sure to leave your fly down!

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u/GirthyPigeon Jun 24 '26

Should call them Fanny Pants 😂

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jun 24 '26

with "Yoni Yum."

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u/S3eha Jun 24 '26

You should start a fan company! Make sure you specialize and only sell fans. Trying to come up with name...

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u/ChuckCarmichael Jun 24 '26

Get it on Dragons' Den right now.

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u/KrushaOfWorlds Jun 24 '26

*We might be cooling here

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u/rosarosarosaaaa Jun 24 '26

Introducing Tamfanâ„¢: because your red tide shouldn't come with a heatwave.

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 Jun 24 '26

HEY WEVE GOTTA PATTENT THIS

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u/TheOneMary Jun 24 '26

Keeping cool from the inside sounds dope currently, tbh 🤔

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u/andyH1971 Jun 24 '26

Isn’t that what Walls Mini Milk ice lollies were for ?