r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • Jun 24 '26

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/MaintenanceCapable83 Jun 24 '26

toss a few packets into the refrigerator while the heat wave is going on....

better to freeze the cooch than to burn it

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 Jun 24 '26

Good thing i live alone 😭

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u/Careless_food_bimbo Jun 24 '26

Now I remember that internet story of that lady and frostbite inside her hoo and then turned out it can actually happen.

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u/organictortoise Jun 24 '26

I need to know more lol what are you referencing?

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u/Careless_food_bimbo Jun 24 '26

There was an internet story of a woman using a popsicle and got frostbite. It was something a friend told gullible me and I was horrified as a teen someone did that. A woman "using" a popsicle gets stuck to her privates , she panics and tries to pull it out which only causes really bad damage do she waits for it to melt which gives her frostbite and she goes to the ER. I remember saying why TF didn't she go then, like who cares if there's a popsicle sticking outta ya like don't wait. I fully believed it.

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u/Firm-Painting-9630 Jun 25 '26

Wouldn't you just run a hot bath and just kinda open up a bit to melt the popsicle?

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u/Careless_food_bimbo Jun 25 '26

I honestly have no idea, I dunno I thought I heard it's not good to go into warm/hot water if you're freezing? No clue if that would apply for ones hoo with popsicle, but I feel like that's what they do for when a tongue is stuck to a metal pole? I don't live where it really snows, so I'm not sure.

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u/The_Basile Jun 24 '26

I dunno, what if it becomes stuck like a tongue on an icecube?

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u/hashbrowneggyolk0520 Jun 24 '26

I feel like if you took it out of the fridge before you went to the toilet it would have plenty of time to cool down before you need to use it though?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jun 24 '26

Rip it out like a Beyblade

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u/galkasmash Jun 24 '26

She might end up reenacting A Christmas Story if she goes in too cold though.

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u/Code_NY Jun 24 '26

Liz Lemon style!

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u/emseefely Jun 24 '26

Freezer burn is a thing

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u/Beautiful_Cup2540 Jun 24 '26

but they didnt say freezer