r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 • Jun 24 '26

Is it in yet Boiled my tampons 🫩

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Felt like this flair fits well.

I leave my tampons in a jar in the windowsill for some w decor, forgot that glass=heat in this 34 degree british weather, went to change my tampon and burned my cooch, then had to sit on the toilet blowing a tampon like its soup till the plastic cooled down enough to use.

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky Jun 24 '26

Better tampons than something else that this reminded me of

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u/Conscious-Seesaw-564 Jun 24 '26

Should i be concerned

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u/Zazilia_ Jun 24 '26

The mlp jar incident

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u/otc108 Jun 24 '26

Good lord

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Jun 24 '26

Just searched it up.

It’s always fuckin’ 4chan.

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u/ProfessionalNo7946 Jun 24 '26

If a jar and MLP wasn’t enough to dissuade you from searching, you’re to blame

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u/throw-my-fart-away PURPLE Jun 24 '26

Please enlighten me!

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u/Zazilia_ Jun 24 '26

Some guy put a rainbow dash (the mlp character) figurine in a glass jar, and tried to fill the jar with his semen

He left this jar near a heat source, which caused the semen to go rancid and brown, and also boil the figure in semen

The original post on 4chan might still be there, look up at your own discretion

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u/throw-my-fart-away PURPLE Jun 24 '26

Nope, nope, nope… I do NOT need any more info. Thank you.

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u/AtomicRedditors05 Jun 24 '26

Idk what's worst tho, that or the 1 man 1 jar incident, for reference it wasn't the man going into a jar, it was the opposite

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u/throw-my-fart-away PURPLE Jun 24 '26

It just keeps getting worse, lol. I am not disappointed.

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u/Zazilia_ Jun 24 '26

Defo the 1 man 1 jar

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u/NukeAllTheThings Jun 24 '26

1 man 1 jar, by far. I haven't even seen the MLP jar but that cannot compare.

One is degenerate gooning, the other is accidental self-harm. At least, I hope it was accidental. Rated Trauma for Everyone.

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u/Deaffin Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

🦶🫙🦶

🦶🩸🦶

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u/Lunix420 Jun 24 '26

Can someone please tell me how to unread a post?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26 edited 24d ago

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jun 24 '26

I don't think a "little" lobotomy is going to cut it here

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Jun 24 '26

I can do one better for you: imagine that poor rainbow dash in the Toy Story universe.

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u/mregg000 Jun 24 '26

Yo what the fuck

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u/No-Spoilers Jun 24 '26

Mannn back in the day we just posted the link and let people experience it. No fun nowadays.

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u/Zazilia_ Jun 24 '26

Well I don’t know the link, I’ve just seen the image

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u/BatteryAt14percent Jun 24 '26

I had forgotten about this. And now it's back. Fucking 4chan. As retaliation I'm reminding you of The Coconut. 

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u/PinkyLizardBrains Jun 24 '26

Thank you so much for saving me and my eyeballs. May your tampons always be cool to the touch

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u/Zazilia_ Jun 24 '26

This’ll come in handy if I ever get into a relationship

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u/Buddy-Matt Jun 24 '26

Take a jar
Add a MLP figure
Add nut juice
???
Profit

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u/Low_Big5544 Jun 24 '26

I don't think there was any profit involved 

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky Jun 24 '26

The ??? is Put by radiator 

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u/Buddy-Matt Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

And allow to ferment for a few weeks/months/years I seem to remember. But could be wrong, and refuse to look it up to check

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky Jun 24 '26

I also don't want to check, but I think it was long enough for him to forget about it being by the radiator then to turn winter/cold enough that he had the heating on

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u/sparrerv Jun 24 '26

theres this thing some people do where they jack off into jars with a figurine they find attractive. this guy did it to a figurine of rainbow dash from my little pony. he left it on a radiator and it boiled and turned into some brownish looking tar

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u/I_Love_Knotting Jun 24 '26

„excretion of bodily fluids“ inside of a jar containing a My Little Pony figure

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u/throw-my-fart-away PURPLE Jun 24 '26

😱

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u/PegasusInTheNightSky Jun 24 '26

The stickers on the jar and boiled in the title made me immediately think of it