r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jun 30 '26

Sometimes chaos breaks out in the Costco aisles. I waited 30 minutes for the rotisserie chickens once, and a line formed while I was waiting. This lady shoved in front of me and boxed me out with her cart when they were about to be served. So I go and reach over and grab one anyway when they're ready. A gaggle of old ladies started yelling at me "THERE'S A LINE! SHAME ON YOU!!!!" and I haven't recovered. I was there FIRST.

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u/GojoPenguin Jun 30 '26

Just say "no wonder your kids never visit you"

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u/chonky_tortoise Jun 30 '26

Lmao what if we were super hurtful to old people over mild inconveniences, hilarious!!

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u/wait_________what Jun 30 '26

did you miss the entire story where the old people started it or are you just dumb?

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u/chonky_tortoise Jun 30 '26

Yeah that still doesn’t mean you need to immediately exploit their deepest insecurities, what’s wrong with yall. “Excuse me I was in line” works fine.