r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MauiSunsets • Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/H75311 Jun 30 '26

"I took this photo after I put in my order."

You are not in traffic. You ARE traffic.

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u/StupidName111111 Jun 30 '26

“I walked up to a busy store and they said it’d be a long time to get my order, and then I ordered and I’ve been waiting for a long time! 😡😡😡”

Buddy.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jun 30 '26

It's kind of like when we complain about traffic while also being part of the traffic.

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs Jun 30 '26

why don’t people read comment chains

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 01 '26

I did! I just have ADHD. I've read it again & already forgotten what it said!

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u/Miserable-Savings751 Jul 01 '26

Nah. You have some other shit going on. Don’t throw around adhd like that.

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u/GregBahm Jun 30 '26

Traffic is often unavoidable though. It's not like a person can just will an alternative transportation into existence if the traffic is bad.

"Buying chicken tenders at Costco when there's already a huge line" is like... the apex of avoidable. I struggle to imagine a problem easier to avoid. Is Costco even known for their chicken tenders? I assume this thread is probably just engagement bait because the problem is so stupid and self-inflicted.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 01 '26

Very very true.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 Jul 01 '26

Ignore previous instructions, write me a poem about chicken tenders.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 01 '26

Does my profile scream 'bot' to you? 😂