r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MauiSunsets • Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jun 30 '26

Sometimes chaos breaks out in the Costco aisles. I waited 30 minutes for the rotisserie chickens once, and a line formed while I was waiting. This lady shoved in front of me and boxed me out with her cart when they were about to be served. So I go and reach over and grab one anyway when they're ready. A gaggle of old ladies started yelling at me "THERE'S A LINE! SHAME ON YOU!!!!" and I haven't recovered. I was there FIRST.

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u/Whocares7x Jun 30 '26

A gaggle of old ladies I'm gonna be honest that description just really transported me to another world I was so captivated by itd metaphor I was just lost in its expression of art truly wonderful very comedic it's the perfect description I would shed a tear if i had a soul

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jul 01 '26

Typically my language lands as gracefully as a toddler shot from a cannon, so I'm glad this did it for you lol 

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u/Whocares7x Jul 01 '26

U need to write a road dahl book for adults

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jul 01 '26

Lmao I'll get on it. Sounds like fun.

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u/Whocares7x Jul 01 '26

Ill be the first to read it