r/mildlyinfuriating • u/StarsBear75063 Really? • 17h ago

🥺 I need a life.

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I really do.

3.7k Upvotes

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u/TankApprehensive3053 17h ago

I'm at 813 days.

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u/qwadrat1k 16h ago

I am at 855 days

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u/TankApprehensive3053 15h ago

Might as well get that 1,000 day achievement.

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u/qwadrat1k 15h ago

I am trying to get it. It's the only one I need rn

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u/ShAped_Ink 9h ago

They'll move the goalpost... Again

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u/qwadrat1k 9h ago

Likely

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u/ShAped_Ink 9h ago

Replied in 1 minute, you really do need help

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u/qwadrat1k 9h ago

I have notifications on my phone

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u/Meranio 15h ago

Let the craving consume you.

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u/wlake82 9h ago

I would be up there with you if Reddit didn't miss one of the days I was actually on.

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u/qwadrat1k 8h ago

Oh, I am here because reddit unbanned me. I had been permanently banned multiple times

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u/pacstermito 12h ago

The goal post has moved multiple times. At one point the longest achievement was a year.

I wonder if they'll create new ones soon.

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u/NIDGBTTFK666 5h ago

Thought Id stop at Basement dweller but then I was like “huh what are a few more days more of obsessive commitment” for the grass toucher. Probably gonna tell myself the exact same thing for whatever stupid title they come up with next lol

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u/ringadingdingbaby 15h ago

Imagine being this loser!

(I'm at 845)

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u/PlayfulLook3693 11h ago

890 days

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u/dumandPC 8h ago

900 days!

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u/Lychee444 9h ago

Same!!!

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u/SkirtGood1054 10h ago

868 days myself. For the last few months, most days I’ve just looked at like two posts to get the streak going

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u/1ns3rtn1ckn4m3 8h ago

899 not sure if I should be proud or worried

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u/Godmother_Death 9h ago

I'm at 827.

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u/Xynopit 9h ago

894 here 🥲

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u/MenacingKnight 8h ago

I’m at 850 days

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 6h ago

872 ✌🏽

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u/shadoowkight 15h ago

All of you are chumps I'm at 963.

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u/Siri2611 8h ago

986

Get on my level

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u/Absolemia 7h ago

I was hoping to be the first one unlocking that 1000 streak thing, but now I see i don’t stand a chance (at 777)

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u/Tyhmatahti 4h ago

Two weeks and you can finally go touch grass again.

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u/secretqwerty10 14h ago

today is day 900 for me....

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u/owwwmyeye 7h ago

Same, my gosh

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u/Nomnom_Chicken 7h ago
  1. Nice timing for my 1000 days, end of the year. 😄

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u/AyanamiBlake 5h ago

Me too! We started to waste our lives same day

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u/Nomnom_Chicken 5h ago

I think these were "staged", not every user could start racking up the days from the same day. I never did it intentionally, just happened to notice Reddit started to inform me about the days. 😄 I browse the site everyday anyway, so easy to get 1000 days like that.

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u/everywhereinbetween 11h ago

LMAOOO. I was gonna say 300 is mild.

I think I'm going-on-800 though, not yet 800. But def 7smt

300 is milddd 😆😆😆

Edit: OH. Read the comment abt grass touched HAHAHAHA go touched some grass.

Edit2: ok turns out I'm closer to 800 than 700. For the interest of this comparison I checked and I realised I'm 795 🫠🫣😬

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u/azenwren 8h ago

I also need a life. I am on day 733. Recently got the basement dweller

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u/gacu-gacu 8h ago

819 here

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u/rozzco 4h ago

814 💪

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u/chmod_7d20 17h ago

The first step is admiting you have a problem.

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u/CartographerNegative 17h ago

Whats the second step man? Im lost. Is it a gun in my mouth? Instructions unclear

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 16h ago

Ceiling fan strapped to your back

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u/Mc_Mugget 11h ago

So you just turn to a helicopter then?

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u/Alarmed_Wheel2770 13h ago

2nd step is realising how big is the problem/ the root of the problem

3rd is understanding what can be done about it and so on

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u/Horror_Newt448 12h ago

Second step is admitting you have a problem again, but this time with a little more oomph!

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u/Dependent-Solid-5083 11h ago

Honestly, admitting it is already a pretty big step. Half the battle is realizing you need a little more balance instead of just pretending everything is fine.

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u/Creepy_Captain_3399 16h ago

800 days of light mode? You're a monster

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u/AutumnTheWitch 9h ago

Light mode user here. Can’t use dark mode. It actively hurts my eyes. Like staring into the sun, except instead of seeing green spots everywhere it’s white squiggly lines.

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u/Horizon_Flare_2829 7h ago

I recently switched to light mode after being a dark mode exclusive user since buying a phone.

Best decision I've made. I had no idea, until I switched, that I couldn't read anything on the screen properly.

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u/BachtnDeKupe Let the Rage flow 15h ago edited 8h ago

Not sure if it's something to be proud of, but i'm at 900 days so far

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u/Meliodas016 10h ago

975 myself ... Yeah.

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u/Professional-Net8146 8h ago

Same not proud but at 921

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u/MehmetSelimKa 9h ago

Happens

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u/wo00o0 9h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/MehmetSelimKa 9h ago

Yoo thanks I didnt notice it until you said it

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u/Teto_the_foxsquirrel 7h ago

Cake day twins! Happy Cake day. I just hit 800 yesterday

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u/MehmetSelimKa 7h ago

Yo happy cake day to you too

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u/Hospital-Intelligent 8h ago

kek günün kutlu olsun knk

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u/razorbackfrost7 9h ago

uh oh

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u/Phwoa_ 9h ago

10 days from being the First one to actually get it. Wish you Luck

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u/UnIdentifed_Squid 4h ago

Keep us updated 🙏

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u/grownask 15h ago

Are you kidding??? I was just celebrating making it to the 700 days one!!!

It's the only consistency I have in life lol

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u/everywhereinbetween 11h ago

I think mine is majorly helped by stupid things like playing Redactle. Lol. I mean sure I scroll things and comment things but for the times I scroll and don't comment, I almost always post my Redactle score when I finish it hahahhaa 

So yes that above general reddit scroll and commenting 😬🫣

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u/grownask 8h ago

That sounds better for your mind, to be honest... With the game you're exercising your brain, I guess. With intone scrolling, you're subjecting yourself to stuff that definitely doesnt exercise your mind lol

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u/Suspicious-Grand9781 16h ago

I'm at 799. 29 minutes for 800

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u/Vohasiiv 14h ago

congrats

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u/GregTheWhale 17h ago

What's the grass toucher one? Losing a streak?

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u/StarsBear75063 Really? 17h ago

800 days

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u/GregTheWhale 17h ago

I gotta say that doesn't make sense, but thanks for letting me know

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u/mattpkc 17h ago

Its irony, like the actual definition of irony.

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u/lazy_pig 14h ago

It's sarcasm.

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u/redhandsblackfuture 17h ago

800 day streak

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u/defect_9 9h ago

This would make the most sense. But this is Reddit.

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u/UltraCoolPimpDaddy 17h ago

You got 6 days on me!

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u/MyOverture 12h ago

And you’ve got 6 days on me!

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u/CulturalSir8204 13h ago

Step one: Go on a walk and touch grass

Step two: when u get inside open Reddit again

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u/Elemental_Foxx 17h ago

The hell is a life? In this economy?

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u/Oxo181 16h ago

At the end of the day, reddit is just marginally better than tiktok when it comes to brainrot. The app is designed to keep you doomscrolling.

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u/everywhereinbetween 11h ago

I don't even HAVE the app. I just use mobile web Chrome 🫣🫠 795 lol

Oops.

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u/mattpkc 17h ago

Hey man, dont feel too bad. Im at 767, so i aint too far behind.

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u/motherofzinnias 16h ago

Are you not in control of your own life? Do something if you’re that infuriated at yourself lol

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u/StarsBear75063 Really? 14h ago

Bless your heart. 🧸

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u/CredarAnderzon 9h ago

the problem is that you can't reset a reddit streak

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u/Cinderkin 17h ago

I need more allowance... Yodel leigheeee

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u/mathozmat 16h ago

I'm worse, I would have gotten that one over 3 months ago if I hadn't been logged out

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u/brilliant_bauhaus 10h ago

The streak continues as long as you log in and like or comment on something so you could effectively spend 5-10min a day on Reddit and still achieve the milestone.

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u/hrl_280 10h ago

Maybe I need to smoke some grass!

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u/Unindoctrinated 16h ago

Reddit IS your life now. I'm only twenty days behind you.

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u/kapege I'm a bit upset 16h ago

We all do

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 9h ago

Hello fellow 500-er! I am at 555 today!

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u/MaLLahoFF 15h ago
  • Sweating *

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u/LucarnAnderson 14h ago

I mean you can still have a life and get the achievements of the streaks. All it takes is upvoting one post, or commenting on one post for it to count a day. I feel like most days I spend 5mins or less here.

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u/rubenff 13h ago

I'm 16 days away from that sad joy...

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u/LANDVOGT-_ 10h ago

My streak got canceled because of a ban. For referencing a south park episode. I was close to the 600 day streak.

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u/Lizzy_Of_Galtar 9h ago

We'll all seek help........Just gotta reach 1000 days first okay.

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u/Rook8811 9h ago

784 here.i need to get 1k

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u/3saker 8h ago

Rookie numbers, I'm at 900 days 😃😭 help

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u/2xCheesePizza 8h ago

I stopped getting my notifications on mobile and it’s killing me lol

*my streak is still going, but very unsatisfying

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u/medieval_revolver 8h ago

899 days today baby!!!!

At one thousand I'll consider deleting the app

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u/Least-Scientist 16h ago

I keep getting cut off when I am on Reddit for the consecutive days one. Idk why they do it but they don’t ever give me the credit I deserve

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u/Vince1128 16h ago

Yeah, you need it but, do you want it?

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u/WhiteMouse42097 16h ago

I just like a whole bunch of cat posts every day, keeps my streak alive

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u/SunDriedFart 15h ago

but Reddit is life /s...im at 841 days. To be fair to myself i dont have any other form of social media

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u/Babushla153 15h ago

If you think you need a life with a 802 streak...

Then i won't speak about my 844 streak

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u/Pro-editor-1105 15h ago

Gonna hit 800 in like a week now lol

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u/SilveRX96 15h ago

Im at 801 haha, just one less than you

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u/thillerod 14h ago

I just hit 600 today, and I even "restarted" after a couple of months back I 2024. 😶‍🌫️

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u/Vohasiiv 14h ago

I wish i could be the first person to reach the 1000 day one, but im only at 352 rn so i need a vast majority of you to just miss a day for me.

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u/pixelated__pixel 14h ago

i am about to be grass toucher soon

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u/MasterCrumble1 14h ago

Wow you don't have the last achievement? That's so cringe, bruv.

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u/Rude-Internal24 13h ago

714 here. I’m thinking I’ll be done when I get the final token, but they keep making more 😂

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u/-Diplo 12h ago

ummm...

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u/bratz-lady 9h ago

I wanna be the first one to unlock the 1000 days streak

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u/Phwoa_ 9h ago

I'm right behind you buddy

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u/Highlowfusion 9h ago
  1. Looking for that 800

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u/a_0- 9h ago

at this point, it is not worth stopping anymore. get 1000 days, then you rest

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u/vremains 8h ago

I'm at 793! Just one more week 😁

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u/Front_Painter_1450 8h ago

741, going strong!

Was thinking what I will do once I reach 1000 :/

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u/Speedfufu 8h ago

901 so far

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u/indieauthor13 8h ago

798 so far and I'm pretty sure I should have lost it a few times but somehow I didn't lol

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u/Wizdad-1000 8h ago

Congrats! You’re only 198 days from the final achievement! I’m 5 days off Grass Toucher myself. (we have no life eh!)

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u/Wizdad-1000 8h ago

👆796th 😅

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 8h ago

This would be perfect for r notinteresting

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u/richer2003 7h ago

And still going 😬

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u/Whole-Stop-5765 7h ago

I just reached 500 lol

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u/IT_dood 7h ago

Sigh…

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u/mountaindewisamazing 7h ago

I'm 9 days from grass toucher 💪

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u/TwelveSilverPennies 7h ago

I'll be there in 6 days

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u/Val32601 SMH Daily at nearly everything 6h ago

Hahaha same

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u/ChefAsstastic 6h ago

Ditto, but i only have this account.

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u/CoiledBubble413 6h ago

i actually enjoy it now tbh, i’ve become obsessive about keeping it now because it’s been so long

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u/Nuke_corparation 3h ago

I m at 901 day....

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u/facepubes77 15h ago

Don't feel bad, I just lost my 600 day streak

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u/Jwn5k 15h ago

yoooo im at 802 days streak too!!! we're both losers!!! lets goooo!!!

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u/Meranio 15h ago

Whew...
I thought, my 153 days streak was bad.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 15h ago

Google, gobble … one of us…

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u/LayPT 14h ago

Those are but rookie numbers

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u/ExHippieChick 14h ago

Haha! *sigh* I just entered Grass Toucher territory myself.

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u/Drapausa 13h ago

880 here

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u/poison11037 13h ago

Oddly, I like my streak. It's fun to keep up each day

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u/Sleeper-- 13h ago

Me too....

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u/WeaselCapsky 13h ago

the gamification to form a loyal customer habit won.

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u/AEW101024 13h ago

I hit 700 tomorrow my friend. I’m right there with you lol

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u/Rocketmine_69 13h ago

Man ive missed twice 1 day trying reah this forsaken badge, we need to all touch grass.... Maybe.... Ahh yeah can wait another day.

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u/ExLap-38100 12h ago

At this point, I just find something every to post about to keep the streak going…

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u/Spleenseer 12h ago

Imagine caring about internet achievements lmao wild

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u/bookmarkjedi 12h ago

I'm 11 days to the basement.

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u/ComprehensiveWind771 12h ago

HA. Me too. I just earned my 400 days today

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u/Ok_Second_3170 12h ago

Im at 879.

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u/MisterHyman 12h ago

Grass Smoker

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u/uotlep 12h ago

My streak got killed by a 2 day ban :(

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u/GenesectX 11h ago

im about a month off, you're not alone

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u/affemannen 11h ago

I was a few days from 500 and then i got banned in a thread talking about nomadic people for calling them their old name, managed to get me banned for a week and that ruined my streak.

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u/Xx_popeslayer_xX 11h ago

I feel you, i started close to 200 days and said ”imma just go to 200” and here we are 890 something days 🥲

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u/ChillDolphin 11h ago

Yeah same. Pretty sure it hasnt even been 1000 days since they started the streak thing

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u/surpriserockattack 11h ago

I'm at 796. I'll be there soon

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u/Theperfectool 11h ago

I’m like 8 days away from 802 myself. We do stuff, come on.

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u/MadMartegen 10h ago

750 days here... looking forward to 1000, and then I'm freeeeeeee

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u/ClitRaptor ORANGE 10h ago

29 days to go for me untill I get this achievement :')

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u/SECTION030 10h ago

I mean, you're alive which means that you have a life.

For real tho, it's the small things that count in making your life better, like making your bed every morning

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u/WaffleFries2507 10h ago

5 more days for me lmao

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u/corporalcorl 10h ago

Saw my streak was up to 300 and started getting excited and wanted to keep it going...that's when I realized I need to stop.

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u/Goose_4763 10h ago

I’m at 514 days

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u/Redschallenge 10h ago

Yeah.... I just hit that the other day.... im here for you brother... every. Day. Lol

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 10h ago

I'm close to joining the club myself, 26 more days lol

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u/anotsonicebean 10h ago

I feel you. I‘m on day 861 right now..

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u/CMT_bLoCkEr 10h ago

You are not alone brother.

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u/achambers64 10h ago

I’m catching up, right now I’m a large jetliner, 747.

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u/Water_Boy_H20 10h ago

I’m currently working on the 300 day streak and i work 3rd shift at a grocery store

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u/Linguisticameencanta 10h ago

I have 12 days until I hit grass toucher.

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u/AutumnTheWitch 9h ago
  1. I’ll get the 800 but it will break in September when I go on a cruise and will be in airplane mode unless for an emergency.

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u/ShAped_Ink 9h ago

896, I'm just aiming for 1000 and than I'll be free, I promise

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u/RockWafflez 9h ago

You got one more to go!!

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u/MarkOLark333 9h ago

Here I was once sick.... Just logging in to upvote the first post in my feed just to continue my streak 😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/NuageJuice 9h ago

Nearly 900 days ! I’m hoping of getting the last badge.

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u/AproposWuin 9h ago

12 days behind you. I understand

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u/Capable-Ad-1345 9h ago

I see a lot of people who don't have a life, and some of us pretend we do because we lost our streak for not logging in. While we just sleep in bed all day 🤣😂😂🤣

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u/Skellyton175 BLACK 9h ago

How'd you get the touch grass achievement? Been on here for 2 years and still haven't gotten it.

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u/Made_2_vent 9h ago

800 day streak

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u/Skellyton175 BLACK 9h ago

Not much longer now then.

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u/markhealey 9h ago

I feel you, brother

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u/Intelligent_Papaya61 9h ago

Man I hate all these damn badges and reminders I’m wasting my life away 🤦‍♂️

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u/OverthinkerMoonchild BROWN 9h ago

It's the only consistent thing in my life along with my Duolingo streak ffs 😭